Guest_Roly Voly_*
*scans room one last time in vain hope of catching his buddy down under before crashing*
G'night everybody, be well! Thank you, one and all, for a most amusing and educational elf and alistair day 
The best, the lot of ya, simply the best.
*slams back a rum and coke and collapses in a heap right on the bar*
Good choice. I'm outta likes still so have a heartAlistair
My first crush after I came out.
*drink to being OOL*
Strolls into bar.
Cabot, I'll take 2 hot chocolates and a bag of croissants to go, I .....
Stares at Roly slumped over bar. Looks around. Mooches over.
Hmmm, this looks like IR's handiwork.
Nice work, but it's missing something. Wrestles with conscience for a nano second. Grabs permanent marker from pocket and scrawls
Alistair .. Woof!
on what she presumes is Roly's butt area.
That's better ..... looks around to make sure no-one was watching. Smirks, grabs goodies and leaves bar.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly stirs, feeling quite sunshiney and bunnies this fine day. He hops down, waves merrily to everyone and heads out into the courtyard*
"Hahaha, by the Dread Wolf indeed, eh Volus boy??"
"For Ferelden, for the Grey Warden licking your lamppost! You lucky nug humper!"
"Ooooh, Queen Anora gonna kick your assbiscuit!"
"Clackity, clackity, cl... wait, no, you got plenty of padding..."
*Roly looks around in confusion, then suddenly squeals in surprise*
Gah! Minaeve, what in the blazes, don't pinch me there!
Aeeeeyyy! Makers balls, you crazy KE trainer lady, get the hell away from me!
*A poor waitress gets knocked over, her tray flying as Roly barrels back into the "safety" of Cabot's Bar & Grill*
Cabot, what the hell is wrong with everybody?!
*Cabot, in a now well practices move, just points to the mirror behind the bar* "And be sure to spin around and check your asschaps too, beach ball"
*Roly looks in the mirror and slowly rotates, reading all of the graffiti his dear friends gifted him with overnight*
Cabot, just give me a big bottle. I'm gonna go sit in the corner where I can keep an eye on everyone. Gonna be a long day...
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Oh so sleepy.
I wish I had a Samson body pillow to rub myself to sleep tonight. Every night.
Well, that's unexpected...
I bet the rest of this bottle that she is serving a temp ban. *drink* Make sure we restock the rum for when she gets back.
Just how long are these temp bans??
From my experience, three days.
Lookin' good, Volus! 
Thread wondering where the music is. *drink*
Another thread about MP. *drink*
From my experience, three days.
So we have a couple of days to plan a party....Hmm....
I stopped drinking when reading stupid threads on BSN.
That's because I now treat it as a lite version of The Onion.
What did the lesbian woman do to get banned? Oh, I clarify: What did both our lesbian women do to get banned?
What did the lesbian woman do to get banned? Oh, I clarify: What did both our lesbian women do to get banned?
Smiting the dolts in the forums post-release. I was rather admittedly volatile sometimes. 
Smiting the dolts in the forums post-release. I was rather admittedly volatile sometimes.
Oh man, I remember all of that.
I thought all gays are the image of politeness and friendlyness. Ugh, I hate it when people just are and not how they're supposed to be.
IR, care to... direct me there? Not that I'm curious or something...
I thought all gays are the image of politeness and friendlyness. Ugh, I hate it when people just are and not how they're supposed to be.
(hmm.. maybe HB found a rl Sera and things got busy.)
Sorry, Rivaini. Threads are long buried now.
So that's how I ended up with a cat instead of a blu-ray player. *drink*
(hmm.. maybe HB found a rl Sera and things got busy.)
I'm pretty sure, if she found her rl Sera, she would have told us before disappearing.
Sorry, Rivaini. Threads are long buried now.
So that's how I ended up with a cat instead of a blu-ray player. *drink*
Aw, who needs a blu-ray-player when you can have a cat? A blu-ray-player would never vomit all over your couch and give you 'that look' when you sit right in there, because you couldn't see it 'cause you didn't wear your glasses in the morning *stares at cats*
is that what I have to look forward to with my new cat?
Might be. I don't know the terroristical nature of your cat. All I say is: Be prepared!
Is that your first one?
Might be. I don't know the terroristical nature of your cat. All I say is: Be prepared!
Is that your first one?
*chortles into mug* Yes. I don't know what I'm doing. *giggling*
*chortles into mug* Yes. I don't know what I'm doing. *giggling*
Hrhr, then congrats are in order.
And don't do sports!
But the wonderful thing is: When you only have one, you'll always know who did it. And the cat'll know too
I'll keep that in mind if I ever have a mind to get off my ass and leave the bar.
My cat left me a rabbit's head on the porch once in a scene reminiscent from the one in The Godfather. Except it was a rabbit head not a horse's head and on the porch not in my bed, so not like it at all really.
And why am I still OOL?
My cat left me a rabbit's head on the porch once in a scene reminiscent from the one in The Godfather. Except it was a rabbit head not a horse's head and on the porch not in my bed, so not like it at all really.
And why am I still OOL?
And that's
Again
Ahahahahahahaha! Yeah, I've never owned a cat, much rather have a dog. The place I live in does not allow pets, and I find a life without a pet to be boring. *drink*
Everything is all blurry. I guess that means this is working?
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