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[ravenesse]

Understandable.. I was her first and all. (on the BSN)

You were?

[Donk]

Elfroot never provides me with courage. I did it all myself!
And 'love' is the wrong word, but lady boner sounds good

Working hard always ruins it. Also me and Poodle had another night. I just found out, because The Volus made a picture

*Sera fart noise*

Yeah, yeah. They all deny it.. At first.

I'm happy for you and Poodle.. However, I must kindly ask you to remove any remains of peanut butter from your love nest, and give it a nice clean, before I assault the heavens with my tongue.

[Donk]

You were?

Yes.. But you don't remember. You were unconscious.. And I lit candles and got all romantic. Only to find out the next day that you weren't into the romantic shite!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

'Sup bitches?

 

Gah!  What is that thing??

 

 

Morning/afternoon, Miss T.

[Serza]

Read you 5x5, X-ray zulu llama llama.  *GETS TO THE CHOPPA!!!*

 

ETA:  Whoops, let's try that again...

 

XZLL?

 

What code is that. Plus I'd swear it's supposed to be Lima...

 

Whatever, I'm off to the LZ.

 

This puts me in a creepy light.

 

And didn't that one night stand?

 

So about to respec Kara for her run through Tresspasser for a third time though I am half tempted to let her go through Descent and Tresspasser again with her new spec before trying her out again in other areas.

 

Hmm... other... areas...

 

lynroy doesn't need a bigger ego boost.

 

Too bad the term "e-peen" can't apply in this situation. Would've been purrfect!

 

I can do that on my own....

wait, that sounds dirty....

 

The dirtier the better...

[Donk]

Gah! What is that thing??



Morning/afternoon, Miss T.

I'm cackling like a loon at that Gif.

[ravenesse]

I'm happy for you and Poodle.. However, I must kindly ask you to remove any remains of peanut butter from your love nest, and give it a nice clean, before I assault the heavens with my tongue.

Deal!

 

Yes.. But you don't remember. You were unconscious.. And I lit candles and got all romantic. Only to find out the next day that you weren't into the romantic shite!

Ah, I remember. The weird morning I awoke with burned hair.

[LightningPoodle]

Ugh... I hate buses. I need to drive. Buses always smell of urine and sweat.

[Al Foley]

XZLL?

 

What code is that. Plus I'd swear it's supposed to be Lima...

 

Whatever, I'm off to the LZ.

 

 

And didn't that one night stand?

 

 

Hmm... other... areas...

 

 

Too bad the term "e-peen" can't apply in this situation. Would've been purrfect!

 

 

The dirtier the better...

*reads that...expects someone...* SERZA!

[Donk]

Deal!

Ah, I remember. The weird morning I awoke with burned hair.

Good woman.

Now, should I start from the top, work my way down, and use circling motions?

Or from the bottom, upwards, long strokes with entry?

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Good woman.

Now, should I start from the top, work my way down, and use circling motions?

Or from the bottom, upwards, long strokes with entry?

 

[Donk]

Ugh... I hate buses. I need to drive. Buses always smell of urine and sweat.

Trains are worse. After the last time I am never going on a train again. Some stupid b*tch behind me kept singing Bon Jovi real loud cause she had headphones in.. In that moment I envied the deaf.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Too bad the term "e-peen" can't apply in this situation. Would've been purrfect!

Never heard of e-boob? For shame. For. Shame.

*drink and heads out the door*

[ravenesse]

Good woman.

Now, should I start from the top, work my way down, and use circling motions?

Or from the bottom, upwards, long strokes with entry?

 

 

I hate both of you!

[Donk]

Or e-vag?

.. Sounds like the name of a yeast infection treatment.

[LightningPoodle]

Good woman.
Now, should I start from the top, work my way down, and use circling motions?
Or from the bottom, upwards, long strokes with entry?

Oh my God! Can I watch?!

[Donk]

Oh my God! Can I watch?!

Aw hell no! You had her last night. With extra crunchy peanut butter and all. I don't share.. Not even for viewing purposes!

[Al Foley]

*Foley sighs and begins to sharpen Kara's arrows*

[Serza]

*reads that...expects someone...* SERZA!

 

Sorry. I seem to have contracted Donkitidis.

 

Never heard of e-boob? For shame. For. Shame.

*drink and heads out the door*

 

No...

 

*drinks out of shame*

 

Or e-vag?

.. Sounds like the name of a yeast infection treatment.

 

I think e-boob is better.

 

But as always, Thus Spake The Donk.

[ravenesse]

Aw hell no! You had her last night. With extra crunchy peanut butter and all. I don't share.. Not even for viewing purposes!

[Al Foley]

Sorry. I seem to have contracted Donkitidis.

 

 

No...

 

*drinks out of shame*

 

 

I think e-boob is better.

 

But as always, Thus Spake The Donk.

Oh wonderful she's contagious now.

[Donk]

I'm not sure I like this "Donkiditis" word.. Sounds like my own brand of STD. How will I be able to pick up chicks on the BSN if they read about that sh*t, man?

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Never heard of e-boob? For shame. For. Shame.

*drink and heads out the door*

 

Or e-vag?

 

  Uh, I think I'd rather go with her Royness' choice.

 

ETA:  Serja'd

[Al Foley]

*snort* I just realized I am probably Kara's version of Podrick Pain.  

[Donk]

*snort* I just realized I am probably Kara's version of Podrick Pain.

I like Pod.