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Yay *drinks*
 
Mah, DA leaves place for interpretations. One scene, the rest head canon.
(Except Iron Bull, three scenes that indicate sex and once he said 'all this time and you never said the safeword'.)
ME gives me no space for that, it seems. But hey... rescue the galaxy for one time sex... there are worse intentions :D Even though it makes me think 'Y no whorehouses?!' If I can buy slaves... eh... servants then why no one for my personal shepneeds? No wonder one turns renegade.
 
Pft, we're female, we are expected to discuss romances *drinks anyways*


LOL @ Y no whorehouses.

Because there kinda is... just a real flashy, classy one full of hot Asari. Did you ever see the consort during your PT of ME1? (although, I have a feeling Asari aren't really your thing, anyway.)

Oh yes... blame it on sexual frustration. Had nothing at all to do with the alliance screwing you over, your so-called closest companion betraying you, the council being d*cks... as usual, Udina's irritating head that you just wanna punch, being patched up by some rich psycho and pretty much forced into working for him cause you nobody else seems to want to get off their complacent arses and stop the real threat, etc..

Meh. I played renegade all the way through anyway, who needs excuses? :lol:


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Alcohol is great for infants... just a little rum in the bottle to help them sleep...



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LOL @ Y no whorehouses.

Because there kinda is... just a real flashy, classy one full of hot Asari. Did you ever see the consort during your PT of ME1? (although, I have a feeling Asari aren't really your thing, anyway.)

Oh yes... blame it on sexual frustration. Had nothing at all to do with the alliance screwing you over, your so-called closest companion betraying you, the council being d*cks... as usual, Udina's irritating head that you just wanna punch, being patched up by some rich psycho and pretty much forced into working for him cause you nobody else seems to want to get off their complacent arses and stop the real threat, etc..

Meh. I played renegade all the way through anyway, who needs excuses? :lol:

Hm... nope, can't remember. Closest I got was watching asari dancers (and tipping them at ME2 where I thought that paper money isn't that bad after all...)

 

Eh... who betrays me? O.O Argh, don't want to know. I've got several suspicions and I will yell if Shep doesn't get sex first. Priorities ;)

And the rest is just business as usual. Everybody wants something, is an arse and it's on the player's shoulders to save the world, galaxy, whatever because no one else seems capable. And when everything's done, people complain about how you did it.

 

Seems I'm not able to go full renegade. I always seem to get some accidental paragon points. And thanks to you everytime that happens, I panically (is that a word?) check my scar status ;)



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Hm... nope, can't remember. Closest I got was watching asari dancers (and tipping them at ME2 where I thought that paper money isn't that bad after all...)
 
Eh... who betrays me? O.O Argh, don't want to know. I've got several suspicions and I will yell if Shep doesn't get sex first. Priorities ;)
And the rest is just business as usual. Everybody wants something, is an arse and it's on the player's shoulders to save the world, galaxy, whatever because no one else seems capable. And when everything's done, people complain about how you did it.
 
Seems I'm not able to go full renegade. I always seem to get some accidental paragon points. And thanks to you everytime that happens, I panically (is that a word?) check my scar status ;)


Don't worry, I was talking about Kaidan.. (assuming you got up to that part on Horizon, yeah? Hope so.)
How he gets anti-Shep because you join up with Cerberus... I mean, suck it up princess. Garrus did. :lol: While their methods are questionable, at least they're willing to put in an effort and are seeing the bigger picture. Or so it seems.

 

LOL. Yep, spot on. Shep takes all the blame yet she's the only one with the willpower and capacity to get **** done when it needs to be done...

 

You're probably getting some "accidental" paragon points for being nice to crew members and helping them out. Can't be avoided.. well, it can be, but just trust me on this; it's better to have them on your side and I will say no more on that. *Zips mouth*.

 

No "panically" is not a word. :lol: But you can use it.. that can be your thing.

 

LOL and don't worry you won't lose the scarring... just so long as a majority of your decisions are renegade, you'll be fine.


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Don't worry, I was talking about Kaidan.. (assuming you got up to that part on Horizon, yeah? Hope so.)
How he gets anti-Shep because you join up with Cerberus... I mean, suck it up princess. Garrus did. :lol: While their methods are questionable, at least they're willing to put in an effort and are seeing the bigger picture. Or so it seems.

 

LOL. Yep, spot on. Shep takes all the blame yet she's the only one with the willpower and capacity to get **** done when it needs to be done...

 

You're probably getting some "accidental" paragon points for being nice to crew members and helping them out. Can't be avoided.. well, it can be, but just trust me on this; it's better to have them on your side and I will say no more on that. *Zips mouth*.

 

No "panically" is not a word. :lol: But you can use it.. that can be your thing.

 

LOL and don't worry you won't lose the scarring... just so long as a majority of your decisions are renegade, you'll be fine.

Kaidan is a military *****, I didn't expect him to react different. Besides, the mail afterwards was friendlier-ish and I don't care enough about him to be bothered.

 

Ugh, now I feel like there's this DA2 moment coming, where all of your companions can turn against you because you weren't nice enough. But atm I like every character enough to make them loyal. Already got Jacob, Miranda, Jack, Garrus and Thane on my side, which made me delay further recruiting, which I do now. Got... eh... Katsumi(?), Tali and am on my way to get the 'hooray more boobies!'-asari on my team. Wonder-woman-style hot.

With all these female ME2 chars I don't wonder that much anymore about the DA:I complaint from 'straight males' ;)

 

Yay, I got a thing. Finally. Mission panically accomplished.



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Kaidan is a military *****, I didn't expect him to react different. Besides, the mail afterwards was friendlier-ish and I don't care enough about him to be bothered.
 
Ugh, now I feel like there's this DA2 moment coming, where all of your companions can turn against you because you weren't nice enough. But atm I like every character enough to make them loyal. Already got Jacob, Miranda, Jack, Garrus and Thane on my side, which made me delay further recruiting, which I do now. Got... eh... Katsumi(?), Tali and am on my way to get the 'hooray more boobies!'-asari on my team. Wonder-woman-style hot.
With all these female ME2 chars I don't wonder that much anymore about the DA:I complaint from 'straight males' ;)
 
Yay, I got a thing. Finally. Mission panically accomplished.


Yeah I know but... as somebody on the Normandy crew in ME1, you'd think he'd know better.. particularly when he spent a lot of time whinging about how things were being dealt with. "There's writing on the wall." This is what happens when you put your blind faith in one side. :lol:

 

Nahh, it doesn't work like that... all I'm saying though, is there is a difference. Goddamnit you don't know how hard it is to zip my mouth. :lol: 

 

Now after you recruit all the companions... you gotta help them with their personal baggage LOL. That's pretty much the gist of ME2.. recruit all the people that the Illusive Man recommends and then deal with said personal baggage. But at least a lot of these missions are quite entertaining and you learn a few things about the characters.

 

Straight men get the best romance options with ME2. Miranda... hell, my ex sat by my side and watched me play the game because she made her feel insecure and didn't want me romancing her (not that I could, though) or anybody, for that matter. :lol: Didn't help that she just happened to walk into the room as a cutscene involving major arse and cleavage shots occurred.

 

No wonder they felt ripped off with Inquisition. :lol:


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No wonder they felt ripped off with Inquisition. :lol:

 

ME1 Kaidan bending over outside my m!Shepard's room sent me all sorts of mixed signals.

So sit down. You got a spacebabe to drool all over.

:D


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ME1 Kaidan bending over outside my m!Shepard's room sent me all sorts of mixed signals.
So sit down. You got a spacebabe to drool all over. 
:D


He was just shy. ;)


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Yeah I know but... as somebody on the Normandy crew in ME1, you'd think he'd know better.. particularly when he spent a lot of time whinging about how things were being dealt with. "There's writing on the wall." This is what happens when you put your blind faith in one side. :lol:

You mean unlike the blind faith the companion in ME2 put in Shepard? "Oh, sure, Cerberus is a terrorist organization who performs brutal experiments on people and/or have them murdered, but I'm sure you know what you're doing Sheppy!" ;)


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He was just shy. ;)

 

I know.

 

It was totally worth it in the end.

 

No really... I think m!Shepard x Kaidan is the only video game fanfiction I've ever read. 

I needed closure after ME3 >.>

 

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*sniffle*


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I needed closure after ME3 >.>

 

Didn't we all? :unsure:



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You mean unlike the blind faith the companion in ME2 put in Shepard? "Oh, sure, Cerberus is a terrorist organization who performs brutal experiments on people and/or have them murdered, but I'm sure you know what you're doing Sheppy!" ;)


Excellent point.

Thank you for making me aware of that. :lol:


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I know.
 
It was totally worth it in the end.
 
No really... I think m!Shepard x Kaidan is the only video game fanfiction I've ever read. 

I needed closure after ME3 >.>
 
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*sniffle*


At least you could finally do it.. I know a lot of people were p*ssed that they couldn't bang Kaidan as a mShep.

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At least you could finally do it.. I know a lot of people were p*ssed that they couldn't bang Kaidan as a mShep.

How? He always comes on to you if he's not dead or you're not in a relationship.

 

Oh nvm they probably missed the gift part. 



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How? He always comes on to you if he's not dead or you're not in a relationship.


Nah I meant ME1. He wasn't available for mSheps.

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Nah I meant ME1. He wasn't available for mSheps.

 

I was pressed as fk that's for sure.

 

Well it all worked out.

Cheers.

 

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I was pressed as fk that's for sure.
 
Well it all worked out.
Cheers.
 
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I'll drink to that.

I'm replaying ME3 at the moment... knocked back Liara. (why did I do that? :blink: ) , was a **** to Traynor... so now I gotta romance dumb bimbo reporter Allers.

 

Mute!



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Yay, discussing romances! *not reading much for not having touched ME3*

*drinks*



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I'll drink to that.

I'm replaying ME3 at the moment... knocked back Liara. (why did I do that? :blink: ) , was a **** to Traynor... so now I gotta romance dumb bimbo reporter Allers.

 

Mute!

Wouldn't "forever alone" be preferable?



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.. so now I gotta romance dumb bimbo reporter Allers.

 

 

Was I the only one on the planet to not dislike her? I didn't know who Jessica Chobot was before I finished ME3 I suppose.



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Yay, discussing romances! *not reading much for not having touched ME3*
*drinks*


Oops. :lol:
 

Wouldn't "forever alone" be preferable?


Probably.. but come on! We can't have Shep not get laid. It's a major part of every great story.. the fact that said protagonist gets laid.
 

Was I the only one on the planet to not dislike her? I didn't know who Jessica Chobot was before I finished ME3 I suppose.


You like her? :blink: 

 

*Heart attack*

 

Kidding.

 

You know, if I romance her she might grow on me.



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Probably.. but come on! We can't have Shep not get laid. It's a major part of every great story.. the fact that said protagonist gets laid.
 

Well that IS true. XD

 

Was I the only one on the planet to not dislike her? I didn't know who Jessica Chobot was before I finished ME3 I suppose.

Well I didn't really care about the character one way or another, I mostly just found her bland and thought her looks went a bit too much into the "uncanny valley" for my taste. The only thing that REALLY burns is that we couldn't have Emily Wong, a character that had been there for two whole games already. :unsure:



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Well that IS true. XD
 
Well I didn't really care about the character one way or another, I mostly just found her bland and thought her looks went a bit too much into the "uncanny valley" for my taste. The only thing that REALLY burns is that we couldn't have Emily Wong, a character that had been there for two whole games already. :unsure:


I can't stand the way she talks... nice rack, though. ;)



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I can't stand the way she talks... nice rack, though. ;)

While not quite my scene, she does indeed posses some formidable assets! :P



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I was pressed as fk that's for sure.

 

Well it all worked out.

Cheers.

 

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I am an Ashley kind of dude (she's not really a racist, her doubts are reasonable, her face looks weird because something, something engine, obligatory character discussion defense), but I always liked Kaidan as my bro. I was actually completely devastated when I ended up leaving him behind, to the point where I was pissed in the that's-inappropriately-insesitive-way, that if you don't flatout resent Garrus, he's written to be your new Alenkbro just like that.

 

So I ended up forcing myself to start a new Shepard who has Kaidan survive, and actually there is some serious brohood and waxing nostalgia possible post Coup in ME3, which is awesome. So I have two "post game" Citadel DLC saves, with either one alive, and it kinda tricked my brain into thinking they both made it. Alas.

 

 

Here's a "BioWare's That Same Drinking At The Bar Animation Since DA2" to Kaidan.


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