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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)

Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#6226
MonkeyLungs
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:51

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People sing at your work?


#6227
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:00

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Yeah to the radio.

And I wouldn't call it singing.. More like a goat dying.

I have 'noise rage' where certain sounds people make ****** me off.. Coughing, wheezing, people who sing but can't, the sound of dishes being smashed, list goes on..
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#6228
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:00

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*Roly The Rock puts on his training mix tape and hits the treadmill*

 

 


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#6229
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:12

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DRINKQUISITION SESTERCENTENNIAL

 

By the Maker!  250 pages!  I just want to mark this special occasion by submitting a post that I would like us to acclaim as the offcial post of the Sestercentennial.  It is, imho, the best post in all the 250 pages that have preceded us.  Let us enshrine the below quoted post for time immemorial.

 

Our own, Paragonslustre, punked half the BSN in one fell swoop by stealing their amulets and stashing them right here in Cabots.  Surely the ancestors blessed her that glorious day, and if they can bless her, how can we do less than honor her??

 

Pushes Harding into bar.

Check for tripwires, and no cavorting with HB until it's clear.  

Waits for thumbs up from Harding.  Strides up to bar dragging heavy sack.  Heaves sack onto bar.

Cabot stick that under the counter, and set me up with a mead.

Guys (raises tankard in greeting) chugs.

Heh heh heh, that sack's full of amulets of power, I've been running round Thedas collecting them all, hehehe!

 

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Oh, also, yeah, it's still called the DrinkQuisition, so celebrate the sestercentennial by getting blotto.  Oh, and boobies too, lots of boobies.

 

*Bows low before Lady Lustre*


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#6230
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:12

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Yeah to the radio.

And I wouldn't call it singing.. More like a goat dying.

I have 'noise rage' where certain sounds people make ****** me off.. Coughing, wheezing, people who sing but can't, the sound of dishes being smashed, list goes on..

people destroying methodically their coffee cup with nails....


#6231
lynroy
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:13

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Lmao somehow I knew you'd post that Gif

Not a problem at all, Monkey.

If I could only be drunk right now.. To endure this stupid ******'s singing.. Seriously stfu you cannot sing for **** and you are not cool. Sorry, at work and raging like a loon.

I'll join in on the raging at work! Imma need a double to make it through....
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#6232
ThreeF
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:16

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hmm..the looney bin  actually helped me to stay awake, hopefully the effect will last for4 more hours and then it's pillow time


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#6233
lynroy
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:18

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Oh, also, yeah, it's still called the DrinkQuisition, so celebrate the sestercentennial by getting blotto. Oh, and boobies too, lots of boobies.

*Bows low before Lady Lustre*

Erm...can I pass on the boobies? I'm not interested in those.

#6234
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:20

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Sh*t yeah you can, that's just more for me and Donk!


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#6235
lynroy
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:24

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Sh*t yeah you can, that's just more for me and Donk!

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#6236
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:29

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Somebody get Iron Roy some sausage!!!

Lmao Doc. That demisexuality thread.. I really shouldn't have went there.. I should learn my lesson. I'll get banned again and won't be able to battle it out with Roly for Rivaini's affection..

Volus buddy.. You don't need to work out. You have biotic powers.. I have demonic powers but I want to fight you with my 20 inch steel strap on..
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#6237
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:31

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Nein, nein, nein!  I will not submit to the strap-on of women's rights!!  (link just so y'all don't think I'm weird.  Well, weirder...)

 

*switches over to free weights and switches motivational songs*

 


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#6238
lynroy
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:35

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Somebody get Iron Roy some sausage!!!

ROFL and I just died! Don't worry, I know where to go if I get hungry.
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#6239
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:41

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Ffs useless phone.. I'll have to understand that reference later. ;)

Solas bedroom, Iron Roy?
Or Alistair's?

Perhaps a spit roast is more to your.. appetite.

#6240
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:58

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Oh. Happy 250th everyone. How rude of me.

Ahh sestertennial? Why am I thinking about incest...

#6241
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 04:15

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*Switches over to his final exercise regimen of the evening, this one dedicated to mental disciplining.  Appropriate motivational music...*

 

 

*Drinks some Rivaini Red (wine, yo, don't go there!) which goes great with music and exercise*


#6242
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 04:16

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Ffs useless phone.. I'll have to understand that reference later. ;)

Solas bedroom, Iron Roy?
Or Alistair's?

Perhaps a spit roast is more to your.. appetite.

:lol: Now that you mention it....
Ugh I need food.

#6243
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 04:18

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Ugh I need food.

 

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*Offers some of his Rivaini Red to wash it down with*


#6244
lynroy
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 04:20

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Real food! I'm stuck at work and I'm starving. I can smell subway cooking bread. Why is it not lunch time?

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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 04:22

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*Pfft*  As if...  Stuff Subway.  What you need is some awesome Casey's pizza.  Also good, btw, with Rivaini Red.


#6246
lynroy
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 04:24

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It's just the scent of food coming from subway that is making my stomach growl. I don't care much for it. *drink*

#6247
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 04:28

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Mmm. Rivaini red.
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#6248
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 04:33

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You're going there, aren't you?  She's going there...

 

*drinks...*


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#6249
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 04:41

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Of course.

*insert Dany with blood all around her mouth Gif here*

*Drinks.. water*
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#6250
lynroy
Posté 19 mars 2015 - 04:58

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Water? Sell out.
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