This thread is so weird
Excuse me, but coming from you, that sounds a little like sitting on your front porch with white hair, watching your (happily adopted) kids playing with your husband and going "this family is so weird".
This thread is so weird
Excuse me, but coming from you, that sounds a little like sitting on your front porch with white hair, watching your (happily adopted) kids playing with your husband and going "this family is so weird".
Guest_Donkson_*
My face is pull of palm thanks to the last few months.
Among other things, I bet. ![]()
This thread is so weird
LMAO. You think?
Well... this is new. Drink time!!

Anyway... any ideas on how this duel between Voly and I is gonna work?
I need game mechanics, technical stuff, and what not.
I dunno... roll the dice and the higher the number, the higher the damage?
Also need a list of abilities... must do some research on desire demon powers.
Also need a list of abilities... must do some research on desire demon powers.
Well for starters, he's a dude and you do, very much, have boobies.
Anything else?
^mud fight. ![]()
(taking from the "DAI sucks blah" thread where the OP took Lebbie's post completely out of context)
Wow... are you seriously misquoting me right now?
I said it's undeniable that DAO has consequences for your side quests despite having minimal content. DAI has both content AND consequence
YOU SAID WHAT?!

Guest_Donkson_*
Well for starters, he's a dude and you do, very much, have boobies.
Anything else?
LOL.
I'm talking about COMBAT abilities... not bedroom skills. ![]()
Besides.. the prize isn't really a prize, if you get my drift.
Considering I'm already paid up with Rivaini's services for what was it again, four months?
I forget. But anyway.. if I lose. I'm not really losing. ![]()
^mud fight.
Let me guess... naked?
You dirty, Doc.
Now come on guys... I'm being serious here. For once I am not talking about what you do in the bedroom... or in mud.. or anywhere else it can be done, for that matter. ![]()
New Drinquisition game!
Let's create statements in the same style the guy was b*tching about LD in the "errands"-thread, using only his own posts. (Because that's what he wrote himself, after all)
I'll start:
Let me just get this correctly. [...] you can't deny [...] That I'm [...] passing judgement on people [...] as if [...] There's a difference in my own opinion. [...]
*drinks*
LOL.
I'm talking about COMBAT abilities... not bedroom skills.
Besides.. the prize isn't really a prize, if you get my drift.
Considering I'm already paid up with Rivaini's services for what was it again, four months?
I forget. But anyway.. if I lose. I'm not really losing.
Let me guess... naked?
You dirty, Doc.
Now come on guys... I'm being serious here. For once I am not talking about what you do in the bedroom... or in mud.. or anywhere else it can be done, for that matter.

Well, then I'm out.
http://dragonage.wik...ki/Desire_demon
Let me guess... naked?
You dirty, Doc.
You are projecting.
Now come on guys... I'm being serious here. For once I am not talking about what you do in the bedroom... or in mud.. or anywhere else it can be done, for that matter.
Mud fight is very logical choice it handicaps both of you, but fine. be. that. way.

Ahem! We know very little about Volus, but we know about Desire Demons, so you basically only need one ability "learn what Volus wants". Use it.

Guest_Donkson_*
Well, then I'm out.
http://dragonage.wik...ki/Desire_demon
I'm LMAO.
Cheers...
You are projecting.
Mud fight is very logical choice it handicaps both of you, but fine. be. that. way.
Ahem! We know very little about Volus, but we know about Desire Demons, so you basically only need one ability "learn what Volus wants". Use it.
Damn you are hot when you go all psychological on me, Doc. Wanna create a dating sim together?
I'll be your T-rex. ![]()
Hmm. What does Volus want...
Oh I know. Samantha Fox.
So if I conjure her up, he'll lose?
Too easy!!!
Kinda kills the purpose though, doesn't it? ![]()
Well I suppose if we're lacking in abilities for desire demons and volus... we can simply create our own. I already plan on using my 20 inch strap on made of steel.. warrior FTW.
His biotic sphere does a good job deflecting objects. *shoots more NERF arrows and throws some peanuts at Volus*
Guest_Donkson_*
His biotic sphere does a good job deflecting objects. *shoots more NERF arrows and throws some peanuts at Volus*
Crap. Forgot about that.
Must figure out a way to weaken the sphere...
Oh. I'm pretty sure he'll let his sphere down for Samantha Fox.

Damn you are hot when you go all psychological on me, Doc. Wanna create a dating sim together?
I'll be your T-rex.
Are you joining the shoujo romance?
Too easy!!!
Kinda kills the purpose though, doesn't it?
see? my point exactly!
Guest_Donkson_*
Are you joining the shoujo romance?
see? my point exactly!
You're forgetting that I started it. ![]()
Oh btw cheers Iron Roy... it appears I have some kick arse abilities.
Cone of cold
Cursed dance
Horror
Scream
Weakness
Winter's grasp
Arcane shield
Drain life
Flame blast
Glyph of repulsion
Horror
Misdirection hex
Shock
Spell shield
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I think you really mean 'pointless and peurile garbage'
Mods do us a favour.....please!
Now that's just unfair 'drunken, pointless and puerile (fixed) garbage', please ![]()
Now I'm wondering of Vol-bro is ever going to wake up. *drink*shoots another arrow in his direction*
Guest_Donkson_*
Now that's just unfair 'drunken, pointless and puerile (fixed) garbage', please

(On topic?)
Guest_Donkson_*
I hope so... I've had to hang out in loony bin FFS!!!
Hook & Tackle. Archer's Lance.


Good one!
Guest_Donkson_*
Hook & Tackle. Archer's Lance.
Nice... ![]()
But we ain't duelling, bro.
How about.. you can battle the winner?
Snip
Hmm. What does Volus want...
Oh I know. Samantha Fox.
So if I conjure her up, he'll lose?
Too easy!!!
Kinda kills the purpose though, doesn't it?
Well I suppose if we're lacking in abilities for desire demons and volus... we can simply create our own. I already plan on using my 20 inch strap on made of steel.. warrior FTW.
Wait a minute, if you conjure up Sam Fox, you'll lose mate. Doesn't she like wimminz?
Now I'm wondering of Vol-bro is ever going to wake up. *drink*shoots another arrow in his direction*
Has anyone checked him for a pulse, that was a lot of work out for a rotund volus.
(On topic?)
I'll drink to that chugz
Guest_Donkson_*
Another Sera hate thread.

Guest_Donkson_*
Wait a minute, if you conjure up Sam Fox, you'll lose mate. Doesn't she like wimminz?
Has anyone checked him for a pulse, that was a lot of work out for a rotund volus.
Yes but you're forgetting that I'm a desire demon!!
This one can make Samantha Fox like dong...
Oh crap. I just sounded like a pervy enkindler.
Yes but you're forgetting that I'm a desire demon!!
This one can make Samantha Fox like dong...
Oh crap. I just sounded like a pervy enkindler.
