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#6301
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:09

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:blink:  Uh oh...  SO yeah, it's been so long since I did MP I forgot that the biotic sphere was an Asari specific thing.  I can't make those!
  *Upon realizing this, his biotic sphere which he HAD made suddenly fizzles out, dozens of nerf arrows clattering down upon him*

 

It seems all I can do is my kick butt protective orbs and a stasis field....

 

 

P.S. - Sweet Sam actually likes both, but quite awhile back she settled in on one lady and  they've been together for quite awhile now.

P.P.S. - I think I'm gonna get my ass kicked...


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#6302
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:11

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Another Sera hate thread.

 

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Saw that thread and thought of you. *drink*

 

:blink:  Uh oh...  SO yeah, it's been so long since I did MP I forgot that the biotic sphere was an Asari specific thing.  I can't make those!
  *Upon realizing this, his biotic sphere which he HAD made suddenly fizzles out, dozens of nerf arrows clattering down upon him*

 

It seems all I can do is my kick butt protective orbs and a stasis field....

You can still have the Bio-sphere. It's just one of those things you learned on your journeys. *drink* Thanks for the target practice!


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#6303
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:13

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:blink:  Uh oh...  SO yeah, it's been so long since I did MP I forgot that the biotic sphere was an Asari specific thing.  I can't make those!
  *Upon realizing this, his biotic sphere which he HAD made suddenly fizzles out, dozens of nerf arrows clattering down upon him*

 

It seems all I can do is my kick butt protective orbs and a stasis field....

 

 

P.S. - Sweet Sam actually likes both, but quite awhile back she settled in on one lady and  they've been together for quite awhile now.

P.P.S. - I think I'm gonna get my ass kicked...

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

AWWWWWWWWWWWW she's just so cute!!

I LOVE that scene so much.. I just wanna hold her and tell her it'll be alright, Inky's here... :wub:

 

*Coughs*

 

Anyway.

 

Umm... maybe you can use the red sand? ;)

 

Kidding. This is unbalanced... make some abilities of your own. Be creative.


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#6304
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:14

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I still, and honestly now, don't get it.

 

To me, she's like in those comedies where the guy finds out he has a teenage daughter and she gets left with him all of a sudden for reasons. I just wanna scruff her hair 90% of the times and tell her to not kill someone/steal something in an parental voice. I mean, even the worst stuff she says is still "silly" enough not to be truly offensive.


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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:24

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fizzypop, on 12 Mar 2015 - 07:39 AM, said:

    Screw - Alistair, Leilana, Morrigan for the hate sex (come on I can use a strap on), Zevran, Anders, Nathaniel, Fenris, Isabela, Cassie I have a thing for hate sex (I also am totes romantic and has strap on!), Dorian (everyone has buttholes dorian), Bull because I'm adventurous, Sera again with the hate sex, Solas he is a GOD man, who wouldn't?!, Cullen, and Jo. I would make Jo such a bad girl...ahem.

    Marry - I cannot be tamed.

    Kill - Seb **** THIS GUY. Carver because forreals he is a useless sack of whine. Oghren because he's so damn annoying. Small doses he's fine, but after awhile I just want to strangle him. He's destined to die.Justice. I would kill him as soon as I saw him. Gotta save anders from his emo induced fate in DA2. I would probably have to kill Isabela when she betrayed me because she would.

 

Oh fark...

 

I think I'm gonna break my ribs.

 

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I still, and honestly now, don't get it.

 

To me, she's like in those comedies where the guy finds out he has a teenage daughter and she gets left with him all of a sudden for reasons. I just wanna scruff her hair 90% of the times and tell her to not kill someone/steal something in an parental voice. I mean, even the worst stuff she says is still "silly" enough not to be truly offensive.

 

I think it's ****** adorable.

 

People are just wired to have open jars of bees shoved firmly up their arses about this sort of thing...


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#6306
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:24

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Kidding. This is unbalanced... make some abilities of your own. Be creative.

An ability where he uses his body as a cannonball would be great.


#6307
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:25

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An ability where he uses his body as a cannonball would be great.

 

Excellent idea!!

 

OOL... (you know what that means, right?)


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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:27

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Excellent idea!!

 

OOL... (you know what that means, right?)

YES, WE DO!
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#6309
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:27

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Okay, btw, if she's here and willing, I want Madame Dame to be my corner's cut man.

 

Abilities wise, I'm good, I think, with the orbs and stasis field (that's gonna hurt ya, missy) but I need some sort of weapon skills since last I looked Skyhold didn't have any M-77 Paladins laying around.  *Looks at his left arm, post "bunk" sessions*  Yeah... sword and board, sword in left, shield in right.  So.. how about payback strike and shield bash?

 

*Does some more strength training to motivational music*

 

 

EDIT:  Well, unless you mean diving into a pool curled into a ball, -I- don't know what it means and thinking maybe I should keep it that way...


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#6310
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:31

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Okay, btw, if she's here and willing, I want Madame Dame to be my corner's cut man.

 

Abilities wise, I'm good, I think, with the orbs and stasis field (that's gonna hurt ya, missy) but I need some sort of weapon skills since last I looked Skyhold didn't have any M-77 Paladins laying around.  *Looks at his left arm, post "bunk" sessions*  Yeah... sword and board, sword in left, shield in right.  So.. how about payback strike and shield bash?

 

*Does some more strength training to motivational music*

 

 

EDIT:  Well, unless you mean diving into a pool curled into a ball, -I- don't know what it means and thinking maybe I should keep it that way...

 

It appears you have a new ability...

 

Making me pee my pants laughing at your idea of "motivational music".

 

Do that one and I'll be dead on the spot...

 

Yes. No ME guns. Completely unfair, and we're in Thedas. (Yes, I'm well aware that all of my magic abilities are unfair, but still. Shut up.)


#6311
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:35

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Yes. No ME guns.

He should probably use the black widow he's doomed *drinks* it's going to be fun watching that fight


#6312
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:37

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CLAYMORE!!! Oh wait, that's not allowed? Well...****.
You can borrow my bow.

EDIT: Forgot to mention it does +32 damage to demons!


#6313
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:41

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I know what might help you - try to handle 2 weapons and one shield like my mp char abomination did once:

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#6314
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:45

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He should probably use the black widow he's doomed *drinks* it's going to be fun watching that fight

 

LMAO.

 

Hey if he brushes up on his warrior class skills he stands a chance...

 

Believe me. My able-bodied sarcastic warrior Hawke mopped the floor with a desire demon.. yes, I know. You can't believe I'd do that to such immense beauty, right?

 

Well.. she already had Rivaini.. I mean Isabela.

 

 

CLAYMORE!!! Oh wait, that's not allowed? Well...****.
You can borrow my bow.

EDIT: Forgot to mention it does +32 damage to demons!

 

He can use a claymore of the sword variety..

 

Ahh...

 

Or that.

 

Now now, no playing favourites, ******. ;)


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#6315
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:46

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Now that is badarse!  But no, I fear I would impale myself on something if I tried that.  I'll stick with the simple shield and sword.  Hmm, should probably go and hit Cassie up for some quick lessons... and get in touch with my primal side... MOOD MUSIC!  *heads out the door to whack things with Cassie*

 

 

Gah!  Crap, that's HER mood music.   She's doing stuff to my brain!


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#6316
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:50

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This thread is so weird

 

Come join us.

You'll never be the same after you do.

 

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#6317
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:52

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Now that is badarse!  But no, I fear I would impale myself on something if I tried that.  I'll stick with the simple shield and sword.  Hmm, should probably go and hit Cassie up for some quick lessons... and get in touch with my primal side... MOOD MUSIC!  *heads out the door to whack things with Cassie*

 

 

Gah!  Crap, that's HER mood music.   She's doing stuff to my brain!

 

Whack stuff with Cass, hey?

 

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Is that the sound.. whack whack whack... when her large manly ballsack slaps against the back of your thighs?

 

Oh yeah.. I went there.

 

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And ew.. no. I ****** hate that song!!

 

As cliche'd as this is...

 


#6318
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 02:59

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Guys, wait!

 

Cabot! More milk!

 

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#6319
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:01

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Because you didn't drink enough? Never been good at writing personally.

 

Right. I'll get on it right away.

 

Just need to find me a barrel full of wine. 


#6320
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:02

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Guys, wait!

 

Cabot! More milk!

 

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#6321
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:03

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Right. I'll get on it right away.

 

Just need to find me a barrel full of wine. 

 

Drug and alcohol use enhances creativity. ;)

 

Iron Roy.. you suck at writing because you're lazy and post GIFs instead... if you were to write a novel, it would be told in.. GIFs. And would have to be digital.. and have to be connected to the internet to read.


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#6322
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:05

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Why after writing a chapter I always feel it looks like sh*t?

Insecurities.


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#6323
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:07

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Insecurities.

 

The doc speaks. :lol:


#6324
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:10

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Now now, no playing favourites, ******. ;)

Wouldn't dream of it. :rolleyes: 

You know there's a story about Fen'Harel and how he sabotaged a duel between Andruil and Anaris (one of the Forgotten Ones). They both wanted to take him captive so naturally a duel occurs and winner takes wolf boy. He didn't like that so gave up the weakness of Andruil, she gets badly injured, then tells Anaris that he owes him for the victory. Anaris gets all huffy and angry and while his back is turned Andruil shoots him in the back. Wolf boy escapes while both parties are healing from their wounds.

Not that I would ever think of sabotaging, or seeming to play favorites for my own entertainment...Nope.


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#6325
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Posté 19 mars 2015 - 03:12

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Drug and alcohol use enhances creativity. ;)

 

Iron Roy.. you suck at writing because you're lazy and post GIFs instead... if you were to write a novel, it would be told in.. GIFs. And would have to be digital.. and have to be connected to the internet to read.

ROFLMAO! I'm tempted to do this now. *drink*


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