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#63226
Beren Von Ostwick

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*Ber greets the sun, grabs some coffee, and goes impotent after only three likes, ruining his morning catch-up routine*

 

You alright, bro? Farewell seems a little off.

Don't run away from me, Beren! you shall feel my approval  :angry:

 

Hehe, sorry ladies.  All was well!  I just decided  I wanted to sign off with a really deep and profound saying.  Walt Whitman worthy stuff.  Unfortunately, my mind disagreed with this project and I couldn't think of anything, so I just gave up and went to bed :)

 

ETA:  Feck, ToP!  Um... um... here.  He's getting a raw deal with that stupid thread, so some redemptive screen time.

 

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#63227
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*covers ears with her hands and sends lightning shooting around the tavern*

 

What the hell, Sparkles?!

 

*gets hit in the chest with a lightning bolt and falls to the floor trying to catch his breath*



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Beren, I request a top pic. <3



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*gets hit in the chest with a lightning bolt and falls to the floor trying to catch his breath*

 

Now that part's settled. What's wrong mate?



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Why is it every time I shoot someone with an arrow they find some extreme way of deflecting, dodging, or ignoring it but every time Kyrrah soots someone with lightning it is critically effective.  



#63231
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*gets hit in the chest with a lightning bolt and falls to the floor trying to catch his breath*

Now that part's settled. What's wrong mate?

:blink:  Oooh, looks like some exciting stuff is awaiting in my catch-up reading!

 

Beren, I request a top pic. <3

Done and done.  I hope you approve of the subject matter ;)

 

Why is it every time I shoot someone with an arrow they find some extreme way of deflecting, dodging, or ignoring it but every time Kyrrah soots someone with lightning it is critically effective.  

I've commented on that before.  I don't know what it is about the DQ, but the ladies in here seem to be supercharged or something.  Put me in Emprise, Hissing Wastes, etc, and I am Beren, Templar Extraordinaire, whacking Venatori mages like a boss.  Sit my butt in this bar, and I'm Barney Fife.  There is either something in the water here (and we all know Cabot waters down his drinks) or our ladies are

 

just           that           badarse


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#63232
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Now that part's settled. What's wrong mate?

 

*tries to speak but only manages to make wheezing sound*



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Ashaantha

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:blink:  Oooh, looks like some exciting stuff is awaiting in my catch-up reading!

 

Done and done.  I hope you approve of the subject matter ;)

 

*swoons and faints with a dreamy smile on her face*

..

don't tell Cullen.


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#63234
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*swoons and faints with a dreamy smile on her face*

..

don't tell Cullen.

That's ok, more for Kara.  :D



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Why is it every time I shoot someone with an arrow they find some extreme way of deflecting, dodging, or ignoring it but every time Kyrrah soots someone with lightning it is critically effective.  

 

Kyrrah doesnt. StormQueen does and it's because she's so awesome. It does not work on lynroy at all however, damn plaidweave


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#63236
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*Pops head in and notices a slumber party is happening, stops and stares at Beren trying on a pink tutu for a few moments*
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#63237
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Spoilers for Tres

 

Spoiler


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#63238
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DON'T JUDGE ME!

 

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#63239
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And even more evidence that Kara is me just with lady bits.  :lol:


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#63240
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Beren is a templar. he wears a dress/skirt most of the time anyway!

Sorry Bro, had to be said

*raises glass*


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#63241
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*ponders*

My favourite Inquisitor is nothing like me. thank goodness for that, I'm jealous of her enough!



#63242
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*ponders*

My favourite Inquisitor is nothing like me. thank goodness for that, I'm jealous of her enough!

Closest to a self inseert I have ever done. :D Mind you she is a lot more agressive then I am. :P



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Mine is exactly like me.. Although, she's a bit more reasonable.

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Mine is exactly like me.. Although, she's a bit more reasonable.

 

pfft, you're a big softy really.


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#63245
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Hrm.  I would have to say Verana is  the Inky most like me, personality wise, truth be told.  Beren is a little too hard core in game.  Forcing Cullen back on the lyrium, more than just a bit too bloody strident in his "I am Andraste's chosen" ferver, etc.  He -really- buys into the chosen bit.  Nutter.

 

 

Beren is a templar. he wears a dress/skirt most of the time anyway!

Sorry Bro, had to be said

*raises glass*

 

Why sorry?  I love it.  Non-constrictive and so airy! :D

 

ETA:  Okay, I am going to disappear into DAI for awhile.  Hopefully I'll have a morning  recharge here in a couple of hours so I can spread, uh, joy.  XXX OOO to all!



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Closest to a self inseert I have ever done. :D Mind you she is a lot more agressive then I am. :P


Cause you both wanna feel Cullen deep in your hole?
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#63247
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*tries to speak out* Wh- Where... i- is D- ... D- ... Dienne... *passes out from shock*



#63248
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pfft, you're a big softy really.


Ugh why do people keep saying that and where are they getting this idea from? :lol:
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#63249
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Cause you both wanna feel Cullen deep in your hole?

Maker's breath Donk.  


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Afternoon DQ.  Quick question - Laurelin has kicked the Ogre's ass in Descent to get access to the merchant of unbelievable goodies at the main camp.  However, the merchant isn't fully stocked.  Dave bit him so he won't tell me where all the Tier 4 mats are.  Did I do something wrong, do you have to complete more of the game or do JoH first?  I did google, but couldn't find the answer.