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#63651
LightningPoodle

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*tosses Sparkles some yummy treats for being such a good boy*

 

*gets distracted by the treat and forgets all about his hair being dyed rainbow colours*



#63652
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That was nothing. Go search up for poodle creative grooming on google images. It's way over the top.

You have caused great sadness at my office....

 

I feel defiled... *tries to wash the hair dye out but has no success*

We will bring justice to all the tortured Poodles of this world!!!

Exalted marches be damned, this will be more brutal than the Crusades!!!


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#63653
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I'd play an Elf anyway. You know me...

 

I like to shout "ELVEN GLOOOORY!" while I do it.

 

(Thank you, Sera, for the glorious joke.)

 

And they still think they're better then everyone else! fits the DA setting and LotR and half of the other fantasy stories I've read that have elves in them :D


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#63654
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The dye will wash out within 24 hours. You could also ask Dienne for help getting rid of it, sure she has a potion or two up her sleeve for crazy hair dye removal.



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The dye will wash out within 24 hours. You could also ask Dienne for help getting rid of it, sure she has a potion or two up her sleeve for crazy hair dye removal.

 

*finishes gnawing on the treat* What hair dye?


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#63656
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And they still think they're better then everyone else! fits the DA setting and LotR and half of the other fantasy stories I've read that have elves in them :D

 

We are the last of the Elvhen. Never again shall we submit.



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I DO NOT RECOGNISE HER ANY MORE WHO THE HELL IS THAT IT IS NOT SERA WHY WHY WHY

 

I know, she is a real cutie, why would you want to change her?

I'd like to romance her one day but I don't like playing as female, the struggle is real.  -_-


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#63658
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Almost every companion, and some npc's/advisers, have mods like this.

 

Yeah, but... knowing that is one thing.  Seeing it is another :crying:

 

I've seen some crazy Cully-Wully mods in passing.  They make him look ridiculous.

 

WHO IS THAT ELF. AND WHY IS SHE WEARING SERA'S CLOTHES.

 

DID SHE STEAL THEM? DID SHE DO ANYTHING TO SERA?

 

*looks around, death in his eyes, slowly reaching for a bow and arrows*

 

*EDI mode enabled* That was a joke. *EDI mode disabled*

 

I get it.  She's the Dragon Age version of Morinth.  Pretending to be someone else, someone much more cool...



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I know, she is a real cutie, why would you want to change her?

I'd like to romance her one day but I don't like playing as female, the struggle is real.  -_-

 

You will not regret it if you give it a try.  I've never played a female protagonist when given the choice before but it was a good change.  Plus a certain elf really helped ;)


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You will not regret it if you give it a try.  I've never played a female protagonist when given the choice before but it was a good change.  Plus a certain elf really helped ;)

 

At some point I made a fem dwarf for Sera, then I missed my stupid guys and abandoned the pt. Grrrghh. 

But I will definitely give it a try again, after all it will be a long time till the next DA. Booo! 



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I get it.  She's the Dragon Age version of Morinth.  Pretending to be someone else, someone much more cool...

 

Damn right. Can't be the real deal. Has to imitate.

 

 

I watched the ending to HALO 4 again.

Holy snap. Master Chief walks in like a boss, all the SPARTAN-IV's require medical attention to restore their lower jaw to it's former position.

Then he walks by Commander Palmer (voiced by none other than COMMANDER FRIGGIN' SHEPARD) and you can see he's like a foot taller than the SPARTAN-IV.

 

And his chest plate, judging by the BANG it makes when it falls off, must be good hundred pounds.

 

Say what you like, SPARTAN-II's may have questionable origins, but holy hell, the Master Chief is much cooler than any SPARTAN-IV I've ever seen.

 

Also, I may or may not have changed the nickname of my four super-soldiers in XCOM (ie high-skilled Psions, fully genetically modified, MSGT's with exceptional service record) to SPARTAN-1 through SPARTAN-4. More to come eventually. (Commander Horvathova has a pretty bad nickname, but she's an Officer, thus can't be a Psion, and she's still a pure, exceptionally skilled human by the point where I deploy WEAPONS like the SPARTAN-nicknamed troops. She's still one of my go-to Infantrywomen, despite one of the SPARTANs being an Infantry.)

I'd get Xbone for HALO, but I'm not crazy enough to spend close to 11 grand for a console when I already have a PC. (Though I will admit to taking a look, and there's Master Chief Collection and Inquisition's Standart edition packed with the Console, decreasing it's net worth down to some 8 grand) Not for a single series that i can watch on DerpTube.


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#63662
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Also, Ash, dual daggers or bow possible in that game?

 

Aaaand I haven't caught this earlier, but it's some sort of Spanish National Day?

Uh, happy Day, Dienne.


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#63663
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*looks up from his tea with a puzzled expression towards the rest of the tavern*

 

Uhm...wait.  Am I, uh... correct in assuming, Donko has her very first... uh, private acolyte?

 

*pauses for a moment in expectation, shrugs then and resumes sipping his Darjeeling*

 

So, I guess we'll all just look the other way and hope nothing terrible happens to the world because of this? And it's not unsettling to the core at all?

 

11AxsvvQUJsGVq.gif

 

 

Thought as much.


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#63664
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Hey Guys, what's up?

http://www.nexusmods...tion/mods/890/?

 

http://www.nexusmods...ion/mods/913/?#

 

I don't understand why you would want to mod her this much, she doesn't even look like herself anymore.

 

I really love me some Bull but:

 

http://www.nexusmods...tion/mods/862/?

 

WHY MAKER WHY?!  :blink:

I think that modding Sera is just WRONG. She looks like a completely different person and I don't like it. I think Sera is perfect just as she is. 

 

And Iron Bull looks creepy as hell without a beard. *shudders*

 

Also, hello, I don't think we have officially met. I am Verse, nice to meet you :)

 

Oh, the new upgrades are quite nice indeed.

I love the new Elemental Mines (single mine, but maximum elemental status effect, primer) and Shadow Strike (single throwing knife, detonator) self-combo:

Kelevra

 

The rest remains the same as always, close range shotgunner/bomber/knife-thrower. I never use health potions myself either, but this build does absolutely not work when AI controlled, sadly. They'll just randomly spam Hook & Tackle and jump to their death.

Everyone is sharing their character builds in the DQ and nobody even posted in the thread I made for sharing builds. :(


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#63665
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Everyone is sharing their character builds in the DQ and nobody even posted in the thread I made for sharing builds. :(


Link?

#63666
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Link?

Oh, right. Forgot about that. Lol. Here you go:

 

http://forum.bioware...sharing-thread/


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Oh, right. Forgot about that. Lol. Here you go:

http://forum.bioware...sharing-thread/


Bookmarked. I'll put my Spinning Blades one up later today.
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#63668
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The dye will wash out within 24 hours. You could also ask Dienne for help getting rid of it, sure she has a potion or two up her sleeve for crazy hair dye removal.

I do, but it would be a shame, he looks so... *muffled laughter* unique.

 

Also, Ash, dual daggers or bow possible in that game?

 

Aaaand I haven't caught this earlier, but it's some sort of Spanish National Day?

Uh, happy Day, Dienne.

Yup, burglars use dual daggers and hunters use bows.

 

And yes, it is- 523 years ago Christopher Columbus' expedition got to American land. And thanks :)


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*looks up from his tea with a puzzled expression towards the rest of the tavern*

 

Uhm...wait.  Am I, uh... correct in assuming, Donko has her very first... uh, private acolyte?

 

*pauses for a moment in expectation, shrugs then and resumes sipping his Darjeeling*

 

So, I guess we'll all just look the other way and hope nothing terrible happens to the world because of this? And it's not unsettling to the core at all?

 

11AxsvvQUJsGVq.gif

 

 

Thought as much.

 

I might convert...

 

Prophet! Teach me the ways of Donk, so that I may aid in spreading her word.



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I really, really, REALLY hate training rookies.
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And tomorrow i have to do it again. Bleh.

Where's my mead?

Really? I adore training! Can I come into your office and help?

#63671
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Hey Guys, what's up?

 

Everyone is sharing their character builds in the DQ and nobody even posted in the thread I made for sharing builds. :(

 

Hey Verse, I trust all is well?

 

This may sound childish, but while I clearly am proud, I don't feel like "sharing" it in public. Not because I don't like helping people; but the grappling hook for a hand, the tools, the no proper archery and no Stealth etc. - it's all more part of my character's headcanon, rather than something I'd recommend to others for its efficiency.

 

(Plus I'd probably need a video to even explain how I fight properly. It's just as weird and busy as it seems.)


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#63672
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Hey Guys, what's up?

I think that modding Sera is just WRONG. She looks like a completely different person and I don't like it. I think Sera is perfect just as she is. 

 

And Iron Bull looks creepy as hell without a beard. *shudders*

 

Also, hello, I don't think we have officially met. I am Verse, nice to meet you :)

Everyone is sharing their character builds in the DQ and nobody even posted in the thread I made for sharing builds. :(

 

I agree, they should leave her alone. Frigging modders.  :P

Well hello there, Verse! Adressing me by 'EH, Miles! Shut up!' is totally fine by me! 

I'm playing my very first DW pt (in any DA game ever) right now, using the Tempest spec and still trying to figure out a lot of stuff with the whole dual-wielding business. But it's a hell lot of fun so far, if I do find a build that's share worthy I will give it a try and share it in your thread. Allthough, still level 9, might take a while. B)  


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Hey Verse, I trust all is well?

 

This may sound childish, but while I clearly am proud, I don't feel like "sharing" it in public. Not because I don't like helping people; but the grappling hook for a hand, the tools, the no proper archery and no Stealth etc. - it's all more part of my character's headcanon, rather than something I'd recommend to others for its efficiency.

 

(Plus I'd probably need a video to even explain how I fight properly. It's just as weird and busy as it seems.)

Yeah, everything is going good on my end, except for this cold that won't leave me alone. *sniffles pathetically*

 

And I get it. Some people don't like sharing their builds. Just thought it was a good idea to make a thread about it for people who like sharing.

I agree, they should leave her alone. Frigging modders.  :P

Well hello there, Verse! Adressing me by 'EH, Miles! Shut up!' is totally fine by me! 

I'm playing my very first DW pt (in any DA game ever) right now, using the Tempest spec and still trying to figure out a lot of stuff with the whole dual-wielding business. But it's a hell lot of fun so far, if I do find a build that's share worthy I will give it a try and share it in your thread. Allthough, still level 9, might take a while. B)  

I think I will just call you Miles. Lol.

 

I love dual dagger Tempests! Dual Dagger Tempest is my favourite class for Inky. I just love shattering everyone with flask of frost. My Tempest is level 13 and I am still figuring out her build but she still kicks lots of butt.


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#63674
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I do, but it would be a shame, he looks so... *muffled laughter* unique.

 

Yup, burglars use dual daggers and hunters use bows.

 

And yes, it is- 523 years ago Christopher Columbus' expedition got to American land. And thanks :)

 

 

Burglar sounds... hmm... too criminal-ey.

 

Hunter sounds much better, and it's still a Rogue feel-alike. 'Cuz bows'n'sh*t.



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Hey, what happened to everyone's presence? Don't tell me it's midnight that did!