*Beren stretches and sits up in bed in the Armory. Cassie is over in the corner strapping on her armor*
Beren: Morning pooh bear. And just where were you last night?
Cassie: Oh, nowhere in particular *she says as she whistles the Chuck Wagon theme*
Beren: Uh huh, okay... Listen, I need you to speak to the quartermaster about finishing the repairs on Cullen's tower.
Cassie: Good, I am glad you said that. I fear he'll catch the death of cold.
Beren: Uh... yeah, death of cold, that's my concern. Absolutely. Say, though, while you're talking to him, tell him I want it lined with solid sheets of steel with copper mesh behind them.
Cassie: What? Why?
Beren: Just do it.
Cassie: You don't speak to me like that! I asked you a question!
Beren: Where were you last night?
Cassie: Steel and copper mesh. As you wish, my lord.
Wha? Wha? Why is Roly a "guest" (i.e. the person who started this thread). Isn't your BioWare account sort of a life thing?
I know it's my typical fly by- bark by- but much confused?!?!?!?
and of course *cheers
*hugs* Heya, FemShem! Yeah, as others have already informed you, I was indeed Roly Voly. Well, yes and no. It's kind of confusing actually. Roly was never real, you see. He was a lyrium enabled construct of my thought patterns as they existed in the Maker's grace before being made physical. It's an Andraste Templar thang. 
Though you get bonus xp for going on that date with the Dame. She is definitely top tier.. Not unlike my Verse. 
I could not agree with you more on that count. I have never felt more honored by any DQ experience than when Dame graced me with her presence at the square dance.
Sera really gets around DQ'ers it seems 
LEVEL 1 confirmed!!
Again, other considerations went unnoticed as I was struck dumbfounded by the more prominent scene of horror.
I must chronicle this.....
*writes more in the Chant of Donk*
You've done good work, so I do now officially recognize you as my successor as the chronicler of The Donk. May her chant guide you to much sex and, er, more sex.