*Beren frantically writes off a message to Cassie telling her to also have Morris install a grounding rod capable of dealing with 1.21 petawatts. Oh, and window shutters!*
No, I swear I wasn't sis! I just wanted to insulate me from having to see your storms of, uh, happytimes.
*eyes suspiciously*
Well.. alright.. good luck keeping in a magical storm.. anyway, that is half the fun
ToP
steel and copper mesh? are you trying to.. fry him in there?
...just Cullen? I don't know who gets so excited every now and then!
No, I swear I wasn't sis! I just wanted to insulate me from having to see your storms of, uh, happytimes.
But hey, he meant well!
*stands between Ber and Ash*
Let's... be reasonable!
(Also, I think you mean 1.21 Giggawats. If it's a reference.)
*eyes suspiciously*
Well.. alright.. good luck keeping in a magical storm.. anyway, that is half the fun
ToP
Wait, are you telling me that last storm wasn't a result of you enjoying Cullen's, uh, company?
"Now, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here." 
Wait, are you telling me that last storm wasn't a result of you enjoying Cullen's, uh, company?
well.. ahem
*coughs shyly and blushes*
well.. ahem
*coughs shyly and blushes*
Your secret is safe with me. Unless, you know, the rest of the tavern figured that out on their own.
Here, Beren. I'll get that message to her right away. 
*takes the letter from your hands and hurries off to get it to Cassandra*
*whispers*
Beren. It's about Cass and Poods...
Your secret is safe with me. Unless, you know, the rest of the tavern figured that out on their own.
I guess it's a bit hard to miss a sudden lightning storm.. 
dammit OOL
*drinks*
Yup. My spies reported such a sudden lightning storm. *drink*
I guess it's a bit hard to miss a sudden lightning storm..
dammit OOL
*drinks*
Well, it's also hard to miss someone who breaks a flask on their armor. Don't worry about it.
Dammit, lynroy and your spies.. if you're out of Skyhold stay fully out of it!
Less embarrassment.. for me..
Ugh, I am so OOL 
*eyes suspiciously*
Well I could have probably dealt with the lightning storm on its own, but coupled with Cullen's voice booming "WOOHOO" across the complex every five minutes, it was just a bit much for your bro to handle Also heard "Giddyup, cowgirl!" a few times, but I am fairly certain that was Donk's voice, so I won't hold that one against you two.
(Also, I think you mean 1.21 Giggawats. If it's a reference.)
Trust me, I've been struck by it. My sis is a helluva lot stronger than some pansy car-charging bolt of lightning.
"Now, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here."
Poor Biff, that boy just ain't all there.
Here, Beren. I'll get that message to her right away.
*whispers*
Beren. It's about Cass and Poods...
Ugh, I am so OOL
Trust me, I've been struck by it. My sis is a helluva lot stronger than some pansy car-charging bolt of lightning.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! That Gif.. suits you.
Dammit, lynroy and your spies.. if you're out of Skyhold stay fully out of it!
Less embarrassment.. for me..
I'm pretty sure she's a spy herself. Of Wolfy over there...
I'm sorry, man.
It's all RP, dude, no worries!
I must chronicle this.....
*writes more in the Chant of Donk*
*Clears throat*
Got your quill and parchment ready? Repeat this word for word:
And is the night blackened, the beauty could not resist the charms of the Donk, for thy Donk looked upon her and said, "I shall take you... hard." In that moment the beauty fell to her feet and gave into the dark temptations. Thy Donk took her in her arms and threw her on a hardened surface, and proceeded to f*ck the sh*t out of her. Thus did the Donk.
But... but... you don't care she's cheating on you with a Mabari?
Oi. Enough with the immersion breaking!
And is the night blackened, the beauty could not resist the charms of the Donk, for thy Donk looked upon her and said, "I shall take you... hard." In that moment the beauty fell to her feet and gave into the dark temptations. Thy Donk took her in her arms and threw her on a hardened surface, and proceeded to f*ck the sh*t out of her. Thus did the Donk.
Thus Spake The Donk.
But... but... you don't care she's cheating on you with a Mabari?
I am struggling to embrace the openness and understanding the ladies of the DQ show in sharing the LIs with others of the DQ. Still, it's difficult, and Poodle may wake up someday to find himself sheared and sold to a traveling circus in Antiva...
Oi. Enough with the immersion breaking!
DRINK!
Ugh, I am so OOL
Trust me, I've been struck by it. My sis is a helluva lot stronger than some pansy car-charging bolt of lightning.
Dammit being OOL sucks now
1. oh gosh that's.. that's
*hides under the table in shame*
Though, giddy up cowgirl bit was definitely Verse and Donk...
2. Damn straight!
Oi. Enough with the immersion breaking!
It has to be a part of an agenda!
I am struggling to embrace the openness and understanding the ladies of the DQ show in sharing the LIs with others of the DQ. Still, it's difficult, and Poodle may wake up someday to find himself sheared and sold to a traveling circus in Antiva...
DRINK!
True, true.
It helps with me that Sera wouldn't even want me. We're just friends. Good ones, but... she doesn't swing my way.
If you need help shearing Poods, however... There's always a Flask here.
Dammit being OOL sucks now
1. oh gosh that's.. that's
*hides under the table in shame*
Though, giddy up cowgirl bit was definitely Verse and Donk...
2. Damn straight!
1) Yes. I can confirm. I was on the first floor with a drink. That was The Donk.
2) I might want to look out. I don't like electricity in those amounts.
I am struggling to embrace the openness and understanding the ladies of the DQ show in sharing the LIs with others of the DQ. Still, it's difficult, and Poodle may wake up someday to find himself sheared and sold to a traveling circus in Antiva...
DRINK!
Sharing is easy when it's all girls... sharing with a dude though, is problematic. I'm so glad I leveled up after Rivaini.. cause I don't wanna be banging that after she's had dog spore in there.. 
(no offence Poodlydoodly!)
No, that giddyup cowgirl was definitely not me. I was too busy to talk.. as was she.
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