Sharing is easy when it's all girls... sharing with a dude though, is problematic. I'm so glad I leveled up after Rivaini.. cause I don't wanna be banging that after she's had dog spore in there..
(no offence Poodlydoodly!)
No, that giddyup cowgirl was definitely not me. I was too busy to talk.. as was she.
Been having dinner, huh.
Nope. I heard every bit of it. It was you. Or her. Sounded very Aussie.
Dammit, lynroy and your spies.. if you're out of Skyhold stay fully out of it!
Less embarrassment.. for me..
Never! I have to make sure I know what is going on even when I'm not there.
Finally made it out of Nepal and into Tibet.
I'm pretty sure she's a spy herself. Of Wolfy over there...
...I ain't sayin' nothin'. Who's to say we don't spy for each other?
Thus Spank The Donk.
Fixed.
I am struggling to embrace the openness and understanding the ladies of the DQ show in sharing the LIs with others of the DQ. Still, it's difficult, and Poodle may wake up someday to find himself sheared and sold to a traveling circus in Antiva...
DRINK!
I still find it funny that the ladies have no qualms about sharing LIs. 
Been having dinner, huh.
Nope. I heard every bit of it. It was you. Or her. Sounded very Aussie.
Dinner, entree, dessert. 
Well it can't have been her.. she's Canadian.. and it wasn't me. So it must've been StormQueen. That sly little minx!
Dinner, entree, dessert.
Well it can't have been her.. she's Canadian.. and it wasn't me. So it must've been StormQueen. That sly little minx!
Nope, was you . just before you nakedly attempted to challenge someone with Andraste's Phallus. It was after that you stopped being able to talk
I only know because I saw that little event from the tower... and told you to get some clothes on.
...I ain't sayin' nothin'. Who's to say we don't spy for each other?
Fixed.
You do not deny it?
Fen'Harel ma ghilana, lethallan.
Aaaaand... if you're telling someone to spank Donk... Maybe tell Verse.
Well if it wasn't you, and it wasn't sis, I can only think of two possibilities.
My money is on Dave...
Dinner, entree, dessert.
Well it can't have been her.. she's Canadian.. and it wasn't me. So it must've been StormQueen. That sly little minx!
I don't think you remember properly.
You were in the bar. I was right above you, on the first floor. I heard (and saw, thanks for the show) the whole thing.
Didn't even notice, but that's because you were, uh, occupied!
Nope, was you . just before you nakedly attempted to challenge someone with Andraste's Phallus. It was after that you stopped being able to talk
I only know because I saw that little event from the tower... and told you to get some clothes on.
I did hear someone shout that before you almost broke the door with A.P., Donk... It's true.
Well if it wasn't you, and it wasn't sis, I can only think of two possibilities.
- Dave
- Miss T was watching you and Verse via her periscope and got into it a bit much and let it slip out.
My money is on Dave...
Come to think of it, I could have heard somebody say.. "Oh yeah, swallow that fizzy seed b*tch."
Well if it wasn't you, and it wasn't sis, I can only think of two possibilities.
- Dave
- Miss T was watching you and Verse via her periscope and got into it a bit much and let it slip out.
My money is on Dave...
*rolls around on the floor laughing*
but no, i don't think Dienne would do that...
*Clears throat*
Got your quill and parchment ready? Repeat this word for word:
And is the night blackened, the beauty could not resist the charms of the Donk, for thy Donk looked upon her and said, "I shall take you... hard." In that moment the beauty fell to her feet and gave into the dark temptations. Thy Donk took her in her arms and threw her on a hardened surface, and proceeded to f*ck the sh*t out of her. Thus did the Donk.
I have it chronicled my Lady Donk....
Well if it wasn't you, and it wasn't sis, I can only think of two possibilities.
- Dave
- Miss T was watching you and Verse via her periscope and got into it a bit much and let it slip out.
My money is on Dave...
a) Nugs don't speak. They squeak.
It sounded Aussie. I can tell a spanish accent when I hear one!
Come to think of it, I could have heard somebody say.. "Oh yeah, swallow that fizzy seed b*tch."
(I promise I'll delete that before Saturday!)
Come to think of it, I could have heard somebody say.. "Oh yeah, swallow that fizzy seed b*tch."
Oh, that? Yeah, Dienne was drinking with someone, and it got a bit out of hand. She almost tried her Necromancy on them.
(I promise I'll delete that before Saturday!)
(Hidden stuff best stuff)
(I promise I'll delete that before Saturday!)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ugh fine guys. It was me but I was getting right into it so I have no memory. So there!
Hey, don't feel bad about it, Donk. At least you didn't scream, "Waltz it, Matilda!"
*crawls back out from under the table still crimson red and goes searching for some apple cider*
Hey, don't feel bad about it, Donk. At least you didn't scream, "Waltz it, Matilda!"
I would have to kill myself if I did such a thing.
I must chronicle this.....
*writes more in the Chant of Donk*
*Clears throat*
Got your quill and parchment ready? Repeat this word for word:
I don't even. She has acolytes. Nothing matters anymore. We are doomed.
*robotic, camly to himself*
I don't even. She has acolytes. Nothing matters anymore. We are doomed.
*robotic, camly to himself*
Nowhere is safe!
Er, just who are you shooting? Also, exactly what is meant by "gob" there??
I don't even. She has acolytes. Nothing matters anymore. We are doomed.
*robotic, camly to himself*
This hurts you.
If I must tear you apart, Dieb, I will.
gob = mouth
so shut yer gob = shut yer mouth etc. it's slang..
and.. not shooting anyone, noone at all
*whistles innocently at her Bro*
A face. Like in your avatar.. mouth is wide open for target practice!
(And no.. this doesn't mean you can change it.)
This hurts you.
If I must tear you apart, Dieb, I will.
Looking at Sera, I am the most perfect opposite you could find of everything you would ever like to tear apart.
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