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[Donk]

Looking at Sera, I am the most perfect opposite you could find, of everything you would ever like to tear apart.

 

I'll just sic Rivaini onto you then.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Come to think of it, I could have heard somebody say.. "Oh yeah, swallow that fizzy seed b*tch."

 

That will forever be a thing...

 

(I promise I'll delete that before Saturday!)

I was just going to ask you about that...

 

 

*crawls back out from under the table still crimson red and goes searching for some apple cider*

Sorry, Lynroy's bow services are unavailable at this time. If this is an absolute emergency please dial 349997333 and a representative will be sent out at once.

[Dieb]

I'll just sic Rivaini onto you then.

 

And she might not even charge you for it.

 

[The_Prophet_of_Donk]

And she might not even charge you for it.

 

 

Who in their right mind would charge Donk?!

It's blasphemy to even suggest she would be charged!!!

[The_Prophet_of_Donk]

I'm sad..... I ran out of Peanut M&M's.... 

[Donk]

And she might not even charge you for it.

 

 

Her services are.. free.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I'm sad..... I ran out of Peanut M&M's.... 

This is a very sad moment indeed. A moment of silence.

[Lady Luminous]

Oh didn't you know? Me and the boys (Poodlydoodly and Beren) are playing a virtual pen and paper rpg dating sim.. DQ romance! Rivaini is a level one cause everyone has had her.. But the more challenging they are and the more you add to your romance list, the higher you level up.

Poodle is level three.. Beren is about a level 7 and now I've locked in Verse (who's hard to get) I'm at level 30

Does Dazzle get a level?

[LightningPoodle]

Does Dazzle get a level?

 

Are you willing to participate in DQ sexy time?

[The_Prophet_of_Donk]

This is a very sad moment indeed. A moment of silence.

Thank you.... it was needed...

[Lady Luminous]

Are you willing to participate in DQ sexy time?

Lol! Nope!

[LightningPoodle]

Lol! Nope!

 

Then yes! You get a high level! 

[Al Foley]

*comes in humming Dawn will Come* 

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*exits humming Donk hath come*

[LightningPoodle]

*exits humming Donk hath come*

 

I'm not sure if it was intended, but I read two meanings in that...

[Al Foley]

*exits humming Donk hath come*

*eyes widen as he peaks around the corner*

[Al Foley]

lol I forgot I am supposed to be creating an Elf not a human *starts over*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

It is drink'o'clock.

[Serza]

Sorry, Lynroy's bow services are unavailable at this time. If this is an absolute emergency please dial 349997333 and a representative will be sent out at once.

 

*notices that the amount of numericals matches up with the amount of numericals in a US-based phone number*

 

*doesn't try a thing*

 

 

lol I forgot I am supposed to be creating an Elf not a human *starts over*

 

*groans*

 

ELVHEN!

 

I'm not sure if it was intended, but I read two meanings in that...

 

This is Donk we speak of.

 

Are you willing to participate in DQ sexy time?

 

What level would I get?

 

(With that one Oghren-grade-smooth try about a month ago.)

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

US phone numbers have 10 numbers not including the international code. Try all you like.

[Serza]

US phone numbers have 10 numbers not including the international code. Try all you like.

 

Waaaaaait.

 

There were... three pairs before the quad. Oh, yes.

 

I'd get to call a big fat hairy nothing if I dialed 0001349997333.

 

Still, I didn't do a thing. Good Guy Greg meme applies!

[the Dame]

 

This discussion is rather... unnerving.

I'll stick to what I understood: drinking (as usual)! Today it's homemade berry juice, just for anyone who's wondering... 

[Serza]

 

This discussion is rather... unnerving.

I'll stick to what I understood: drinking (as usual)! Today it's homemade berry juice, just for anyone who's wondering... 

 

*fake as sh*t Russian accent that isn't actually Russian one bit*

Iz gud. In Soviet Rossiya, juice drink you!

 

Other than stoopid jokes, hellooo!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Even if it were 10 digits, 349 is not a valid area code in the NADP, so no clue where that might send you in the world if you dialed it, if anywhere.

 

 

 

This discussion is rather... unnerving.

I'll stick to what I understood: drinking (as usual)! Today it's homemade berry juice, just for anyone who's wondering... 

 

  Ya, DQ kind of went off the rails last night... (adjust bolded to region specific time reference)

[Serza]

Even if it were 10 digits, 349 is not a valid area code in the NADP, so no clue where that might send you in the world if you dialed it, if anywhere.

 

 

 

  Ya, DQ kind of went off the rails last night... (adjust bolded to region specific time reference)

 

Well, since I'd be putting in the North America (US+Canada) prefix, probably just a "Non-existant number" message.

 

Even if I gave you my number right now (that'd be 9 digits, get to working on it if you can) you wouldn't get much further than a robot telling you to try again unless you inserted +420. Yeah, our prefix, just like +1 is NA. Also, you might have to dial 000420xxxxxxxxx because reasons.