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#6451
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People, don't answer this question.

 

 

LMAO.

 

But but... I wanted to have a serious, intellectual debate.

 

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#6452
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I actually have troubles not associating the term with people who are into people who half-ass everything.

 

"Oh flip that coin, Two-Face, you indecisive sexbomb"

 

"Al Gore sure is such an arguably successful politician with questionable influence mhhhh"

 

"Awwyis Hercules, don't you ever complete them Labours"

 

"No one cares about the bombing, Stauffenberg, take your shirt off"



#6453
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LMAO.

 

But but... I wanted to have a serious, intellectual debate.

 

Ah yes, "a serious, intellectual debate" on the BioWare Forums. We have dismissed that claim.



#6454
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Are you discriminating against demisexuality?

 

Wait.

 

What is that again?

 

We could summarize that thread with this:

 

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#6455
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I actually have troubles not associating the term with people who are into people who half-ass everything.

 

"Oh flip that coin, Two-Face, you indecisive sexbomb"

 

"Al Gore sure is such an arguably successful politician with questionable influence mhhhh"

 

"Awwyis Hercules, don't you ever complete them Labours"

 

Hey they have rights too!!

 

It has been established that I'm a cis white female lesbian psychosexual super saiyan that BW has discriminated against, for not including characters under said label.



#6456
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"Intellectual". Is that what they call it these days?

*looks at Wolf boy* Oh yes, I see.



#6457
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Ah yes, "a serious, intellectual debate". We have dismissed that claim.

 

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Aeons ago. ;)



#6458
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Hey they have rights too!!

 

It has been established that I'm a cis white female lesbian psychosexual super saiyan that BW has discriminated against, for not including characters under said label.

 

Yeah, but also all of that is true.

 

Well.

 

I didn't know for certain you were white, I give you that.



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She tried to claim she was purple earlier to gain access to my Martin housing...

#6460
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She tried to claim she was purple earlier to gain access to my Martin housing...

 

I am purple.

 

I'm like a purple oreo... purple on the outside, white on the inside. ;)



#6461
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I am purple.

 

I'm like a purple oreo... purple on the outside, white on the inside. ;)

 

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#6463
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Productive?

 

Who needs productivity when you can get drunk and go on the BSN...

 

You are right! productivity<Drinkquisition

Btw part of my (un)productivity was making a list of volus abilities

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Maker what's wrong with me? *drinks*



#6464
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You are right! productivity<Drinkquisition

Btw part of my (un)productivity was making a list of volus abilities

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Maker what's wrong with me? *drinks*

 

What's wrong with you, indeed!!!?

 

You're not supposed to be HELPING him get the upper hand...

 

(Although, he already did get the "upper hand" when he gave Cass the reach around)

 

Oh crap. Did it again.

 

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#6465
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You're not supposed to be HELPING him get the upper hand...

 

I did not help him get the upper hand .. I just try to keep that fight interesting

 

3 seconds fight then "bigot wins" is not very spectacular (even if I think it's going to happen anyway, hah) *drinks*



#6466
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Some parting words before bedtime...

 

If anyone tells you the Drinkquisition is stupid, just tell them:

 

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#6467
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I did not help him get the upper hand .. I just try to keep that fight interesting

 

3 seconds fight then "bigot wins" is not very spectacular (even if I think it's going to happen anyway, hah) *drinks*

Dude, don't worry, I have this covered.



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I did not help him get the upper hand .. I just try to keep that fight interesting

 

3 seconds fight then "bigot wins" is not very spectacular (even if I think it's going to happen anyway, hah) *drinks*

 

LOL.

 

I suppose... it is rather unbalanced, after all.

 

 

Dude, don't worry, I have this covered.

 

Cabot!!

 

Ban this motherfucker from the bar, please!!!



#6469
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I did not help him get the upper hand .. I just try to keep that fight interesting

 

3 seconds fight then "bigot wins" is not very spectacular (even if I think it's going to happen anyway, hah) *drinks*

smooth.



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smooth.

 

You're smooth...

 

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#6471
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You're smooth...

that I am

 

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#6472
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LOL.

 

I suppose... it is rather unbalanced, after all.

 

 

 

Cabot!!

 

Ban this motherfucker from the bar, please!!!

NOOOO! Leliana is all set to keep an eye on me and everything!



#6473
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that I am

 

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(^ obligatory)

 

You're my romance for the day.

 

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#6474
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You're my romance for the day.

aaand.....romance is locked!

 

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NOOOO! Leliana is all set to keep an eye on me and everything!

 

Pfft. You made a deal with her, didn't you?

 

That biatch double crossed me... I know what this is. This is revenge because I was such a **** to her in Haven.

 

 

aaand.....romance is locked!

 

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You know what this means, don't you?

 

Romance quest time!!

 

*HB is freaking out because she wants to give the Doc a gift to show her how much she cares, but can't think of what to get her.. she considers large textbooks about psychology.. but thinks it isn't romantic enough or something.. after it does her head in for a while, she decides to consult her party members.*

 

Cassandra: You and the Doc? I don't know what to say, other than how about getting her a REAL job?

 

Vivienne: Oh for... you hassled me for this? Seriously? Just shave a psychological slogan into your private parts, dear. She'll get the redundancy.

 

Sera: Pfft. You're a cheating arse-biscuit!! I suppose I can let you off.. this is a sushi romance, after all. I don't wanna hear about it though, yeah?

 

IB: You and the doc? Nice one, boss.

 

Cole: She is craving... something big... something hard and long... something missing... something that vibrates. She wants it to hurt..

 

*HB considers this, and knows just what to get her new LI. After many days of searching throughout Thedas, sealing rifts, destroying demons, carta dwarves, flaming bears and anything else that stands in her way, she finally finds the gift she needs locked inside of a chest, under a rock in the Hinterlands*

Andraste's phallus

 

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99% extra damage bonus

 

*After this long journey, HB asks the doc to meet her in the secluded cemetery near Skyhold. After reading her passages from a psychology textbook, they lay down a towel, sip some wine and do the deed*

 

Achievement unlocked


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