No.
Something more along the lines of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
Stop flirting with me. I'm taken.
Although.. A romance with you would put me miles in front of the leaderboards.. But i am faithful. And cheating is against the rules unless you use mods.
*SNORT chokes...gags* Vishante Kaffas! Don't make a joke like that to a man who is this sick.
Stop flirting with me. I'm taken.
Although.. A romance with you would put me miles in front of the leaderboards.. But i am faithful. And cheating is against the rules unless you use mods.
Oh, good. I was worried that I would have to slap a b*tch. Lol.
And hey guys. 
It wouldn't happen anyway. You don't have the right equipment.Stop flirting with me. I'm taken.
Although.. A romance with you would put me miles in front of the leaderboards.. But i am faithful. And cheating is against the rules unless you use mods.
Oh, good. I was worried that I would have to slap a b*tch. Lol.
And hey guys.
It wouldn't happen anyway. You don't have the right equipment.
*Foley once more pats his long bow assuringly to make sure its not still there...glares at Donk* And no this is not innuendo.
Good evening, my Lady. I am faithful.. But I'm sure we can both agree to share Sera.
Why not have Sera join us?
I am sure it would be a night to remember...
*Foley once more pats his long bow assuringly to make sure its not still there...glares at Donk* And no this is not innuendo.
Why are you glaring at me? Careful now, my prophet will think you're an infidel. This won't end well for you.
I am glaring at you because you tend to take everything in a sexual manner and 'patting my long bow' could be taken at least fifty different ways that I can think of of the top of my head. 
Why not have Sera join us?
I am sure it would be a night to remember...
so I thought hey maybe I could write one about Kenzi and Sera instead! I'm good at writing about other people's inquisitors.. I didn't wanna risk breaking the Canon though. My story involves a little battle at the start and I have no idea what class Kenzi is.. Or her personality for that matter.
I am glaring at you because you tend to take everything in a sexual manner and 'patting my long bow' could be taken at least fifty different ways that I can think of of the top of my head.
That's exactly what I had in mind
You know.. I considered writing you a smut to cheer you up yesterday. But then.. If I posted it here, it might be awkward on the rest of the people here. But if I posted it privately.. That could be even more awkward
We'll have to arrange that for later, then...
And Kenzi is a 2-handed warrior (haven't decided on a canon spec yet but I like her as a Reaver) and she is kind of like me personality-wise. She is a bit of a smart ass but also really nice to the little people and she cares a lot.
*steps out of the now awkward tavern*
I'm going to hang out on the battlements i think.
*moves to join Ash and hopes doing so does not make the battlements awkard as well*
*moves to join Ash and hopes doing so does not make the battlements awkard as well*
Come along, bring booze. Maybe some music.
We'll have to arrange that for later, then...
And Kenzi is a 2-handed warrior (haven't decided on a canon spec yet but I like her as a Reaver) and she is kind of like me personality-wise. She is a bit of a smart ass but also really nice to the little people and she cares a lot.
*steps out of the now awkward tavern*
I'm going to hang out on the battlements i think.
Come along, bring booze. Maybe some music.
You know I don't drink.
As for music...uh...*goes off to youtuve*
So I take it I have your blessing to write this?
Great! I can definitely work with that. Reaver is my favourite spec.. My dwarf became one. Templars and champions are for p*ssies!
Sure. Why not? You have my blessing. No weird sh*t, please and thanks. Lol.
My first Kenzi was a Templar and I liked it, but it was not as fun/chaotic as being a Reaver. Kenzi 2.0 will be a Reaver (when I get to Skyhold with her)
Doesn't change the fact that you are a woman. And I wouldn't jump in the sack with anyone unless I was married to them. Old school view, I know, but that's how I am. (No, there will not be a DQ wedding ever.)Pfft I have Andraste's phallus. That's better than any "equipment".
You know I don't drink.
I know, I meant for me. be a manly man and carry it for me rofl
Elu just frakked up big time. Stupid elf went and left Servis at that fort in the Western Approaches after he beat him. Went back later, but he'd already gone. Dumb, dumb, dumb mistake 
Hi everybody! Page 2592 was consistently good, will backtrack to like some later. Went OOL after firing off one this time. 2593 is pretty solid too!
I know, I meant for me. be a manly man and carry it for me rofl
And now I have new headcanon for Foley!
I know, I meant for me. be a manly man and carry it for me rofl
*snort* Alright. *gets her HARD Apple Cider and himself a rootbeer* Cheers *clinks the bottles together*
happy to help!
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