Guest_Donkson_*
*blink blink* It's for Rivaini's affections?! Wow, and here I just thought we were doing it cuz we're all buds and she would get a kick out of it, but now...
*spritzes his armpits with nice fragrances...*
Ahh... well... I think she'd just have as both anyway. She "doesn't pick sides". 
But still.. it's as good as an excuse as any, right?
Guest_Donkson_*
Speaking of "freakout obsession when members aren't present"...
Where the **** is she!?!?
I'm getting anxious. And craving some Rivaini.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*does successive schnapps shooters*
His new attire is making me question my sexuality.
Those socks...
If I remember correctly, ME lore don't specify which genders volus race have....
*drinks*
Guest_Donkson_*
*does successive schnapps shooters*
Fark... OOL!!
Um.. are those songs directed at me or Rivaini? 
Oh crap.. is this some sort of warped love triangle, involving a deranged desire demon, a Volus nurse, and a German prostitute?
Speaking of "freakout obsession when members aren't present"...
Where the **** is she!?!?
I'm getting anxious. And craving some Rivaini.
My popcorn is ready too!
Guest_Roly Voly_*
You are right! productivity<Drinkquisition
Btw part of my (un)productivity was making a list of volus abilities
Spoiler
Maker what's wrong with me? *drinks*
Wow! *sneers at Badonkadonk* Might be doable... maybe maybe... have to drop the drones and mines, though, but omg Biotic charge!!
Guest_Donkson_*
If I remember correctly, ME lore don't specify which genders volus race have....
*drinks*
Oh, like the Asari?
Cause IDGAF what anybody says... Asaris are wimminz!!!
People tried telling me that desire demons aren't gender-specified either... HELL NO. They are wimminz.. look at those tiddays.
*Drinks*
I never knew that Volus weren't gender specified.. I just thought they were the dwarves of the ME universe.. and all dudes.. never even wondered if there were females.
Makes you wonder though, how do they breed if they're all dudes?
They must have both bits then.. maybe they can impregnate themselves?
*Ponders this, while drinking*
Oh, like the Asari?
Cause IDGAF what anybody says... Asaris are wimminz!!!
People tried telling me that desire demons aren't gender-specified either... HELL NO. They are wimminz.. look at those tiddays.
*Drinks*
I never knew that Volus weren't gender specified.. I just thought they were the dwarves of the ME universe.. and all dudes.. never even wondered if there were females.
Makes you wonder though, how do they breed if they're all dudes?
They must have both bits then.. maybe they can impregnate themselves?
*Ponders this, while drinking*
I let the Volus answer that 
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Okay, let's set the record straight here. I am 100% male volus. I have complete package. I didn't get this left arm (waves about his "bunk arm" madly) nefariously.
K. Good? Sorted. Righto, let's move on...
*drinks most manfully*
Guest_Donkson_*
Okay, let's set the record straight here. I am 100% male volus. I have complete package. I didn't get this left arm (waves about his "bunk arm" madly) nefariously.
K. Good? Sorted. Righto, let's move on...
*drinks most manfully*
Hmm... that outfit.. and those socks... tells me otherwise.
Fixed
(Now picturing Voly dancing to this song. Dead... again)
I never knew that Volus weren't gender specified.. I just thought they were the dwarves of the ME universe.. and all dudes.. never even wondered if there were females.
Well, I called my Volus adept" Miss Galaxy" - She is a female and she is the prettiest (and she is pink) *headcanon activated* *drinks*
OMG THIS THREAD IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK. NOT SAFE. NOT SAFE. Someone better put that in the title! *shields eyes*
INDEED, I WORK IN A LIBRARY, STOP THE CAPSLOCK PLS
only for today.
Well, I called my Volus adept" Miss Galaxy" - She is a female and she is the prettiest (and she is pink) *headcanon activated* *drinks*
You're in for a world of regret, brother.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Okay, gotta hit the treadmill for one last endurance breathing workout before the big showdown...
*puts on motivational music* *Notes music will hopefully debilitate HB some for the fight*
(alternate link if you cannot see it)
*sips gatorade while running on the treadmill*
Okay, let's set the record straight here. I am 100% male volus. I have complete package. I didn't get this left arm (waves about his "bunk arm" madly) nefariously.
K. Good? Sorted. Righto, let's move on...
*drinks most manfully*
Hush, sugar! It's alright!
We are all accepting you as you are!
Guest_Donkson_*
Okay, gotta hit the treadmill for one last endurance breathing workout before the big showdown...
*puts on motivational music* *Notes music will hopefully debilitate HB some for the fight*
(alternate link if you cannot see it)
*sips gatorade while running on the treadmill*
.....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FECK
My ribs are aching. I hope I heal in time for the big day..
Oh and btw, we're not doing this until Rivaini comes back.. 
*Realises what she just posted*
Guest_Donkson_*
Hush, sugar! It's alright!
We are all accepting you as you are!
OOL so
Artifice!!!
Welcome to our little drunken madhouse.
And never fear Voly, this one is sort of aquainted with my insanity.
A welcoming gift..
Oh god.. that probably sends the wrong message. But anyway.
Well.. as much as I'd love to laugh at that troll. I've got some drinking and things to do so... I'll be back later.
I woke up this morning to Sailor Moon, hooray. 
I was so cheerful after I was able to like this post. Then I tried to another one the same page and I was promptly informed that I've reached my quota. I just woke up after sleeping for five hours, how does it not give me back all my likes yet?
Release my likes forum website. I need them!
Sigh. ::drinks::
*Snip*
P.S.: Extra kudos for Poe lyrics in your signature.
Cheers.
I've thought about going Walt Whitman at some point. I also used to have a funny one there about the plight of trees. I kind of miss the funny one.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhH!!!!! Sloth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs like hell for the door, smacks right into Dame and falls backwards, out cold*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhH!!!!! Sloth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs like hell for the door, smacks right into Dame and falls backwards, out cold*
Rivaini is mine, suckers!
Guest_Donkson_*
I woke up this morning to Sailor Moon, hooray.
I was so cheerful after I was able to like this post. Then I tried to another one the same page and I was promptly informed that I've reached my quota. I just woke up after sleeping for five hours, how does it not give me back all my likes yet?
Release my likes forum website. I need them!
Sigh. ::drinks::
Cheers.
I've thought about going Walt Whitman at some point. I also used to have a funny one there about the plight of trees. I kind of miss the funny one.
If only one could wake up to Sailor Moon every morning
Wait.
Scratch that.
She's probably too young for me these days...
Oh well. This chick isn't.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhH!!!!! Sloth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs like hell for the door, smacks right into Dame and falls backwards, out cold*
I WON THE DUEL!!!!
*Celebrates*
Nah. Half the crew is missing.. and after all the hype.. that would be disappointing. And warrant many BSN whinge threads to come..
Guest_Donkson_*
Rivaini is mine, suckers!
I'm cool with that.... as long as I can watch.
Guest_Donkson_*
Jeez Thief... you can have her tomorrow!!
Man. Some people just don't have patience.
*Shakes head*
Oh doc.. since we're only a thing for 24 hours.. (even less now) don't you think we should take advantage of our short time together?
*Busts out Andraste's phallus*
I'm cool with that.... as long as I can watch.
You agreed so easily.. I lost all fighting spirit... she is yours... 
*drinks*
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