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#65676
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Valve, say you? Horrible Tech Support.



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because.. pic..

 

*Ber wakes up, logs in, hits floor*


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#65678
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No thanks. I don't like chicken noodle soup.

 

Sorry, I'm currently killing my way through pirates in a ghost ship yard. 

 

Lyn, mate!  Aw, and I put elfroot in it too  :(

 

Edit:  Well, the Frostback Basin calls ........ *picks up Dave and steps on the Templar on the way out*


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*Paragon and Dave march into the bar wearing face masks and carrying a big pot of chicken noodle soup for all the sickies)*

 

Here ya go, with Dave's 'special' ingredient  ;) I've been in the Frostback basin at level 18 on normal.  It seems so easy after Nightmare.

LustyDave!  What's up??  I don't know how, but I've managed to stay sick free amongst all these people who clearly don't eat their veggies.  Oh wait, I do know how.  *sips his lyrium infused coffee*

 

I do trust you, it's just I'm not hungry because I ate too much nug bacon before coming, another day maybe  :whistle:

 

*whispers to keep Dave from hearing*  There's no such thing...

 

ETA:  Aaaannnd of course it wouldn't be a new session for me without going OOL... 

*Presents weenus*  You know what to do, BSN.

 

Lyn, mate!  Aw, and I put elfroot in it too  :(

 

Edit:  Well, the Frostback Basin calls ........ *picks up Dave and steps on the Templar on the way out*

:wub: It's the little things that let me know you care.


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#65680
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Mug of "Julie Andrews" tea. Cream of chicken soup. Marmite sandwich.

The holy trinity of poorly sick food*


* not all at once though
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*whispers to keep Dave from hearing*  There's no such thing...

 

ETA:  Aaaannnd of course it wouldn't be a new session for me without going OOL... 

*Presents weenus*  You know what to do, BSN.

Shhh but Paragon doesn't know that  :ph34r: *Covers Dave's eyes and passes Ber a plate of delicious bacon*

 

ETA: LOL at the edit  :lol:


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Shhh but Paragon doesn't know that  :ph34r: *Covers Dave's eyes and passes Ber a plate of delicious bacon*

 

ETA: LOL at the edit  :lol:

 

 

OMG!!  I jumped back in to say Hi to Ber - CAUGHT YOU!!


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#65683
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:o

 

OHAI Lusty!   We were just, uh, having a hypothetical conversation about food reserves for Emprise, that's all!

 

ETA:  Okay, is she gone yet?  Okay!  *pulls plate back out from under table...

 

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#65684
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*Grabs Dave and hugs him tight*

 

How could you!  Can't you switch to Tuskers? I KNEW I should have stomped harder  :angry:

 

Alright, I really must go.  Happy gaming you guys  :lol:

 

Edit:  Oh and Ber, I have a crap tonne of likes to hand out

 

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#65685
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Tuskers taste a little stringy though.  Like wet grass...Nug or Sneoufleur, that's the way to go.  Halla will do or August Ram in a pinch.  Though the former you have to roast for a lloooonnnngggg time.



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Hmmm... Quiet. *goes up to take a nap in Sera's room*



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I make it all up as a go along. I believe I've said that before. *drink* No Dr Pepper this weekend. Just milk.

Never let it said that I won't step up to help keep Dr. Pepper out of bankruptcy while Royness takes a break.

 

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*Grabs Dave and hugs him tight*

 

How could you!  Can't you switch to Tuskers? I KNEW I should have stomped harder  :angry:

 

Alright, I really must go.  Happy gaming you guys  :lol:

 

Edit:  Oh and Ber, I have a crap tonne of likes to hand out

 

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:D   Well I have something for you, too!

Spoiler

 

Hmmm... Quiet. *goes up to take a nap in Sera's room*

:wizard:   Yeah, yeah, you go to Sera's room!  *Ber runs off and finds Cassie*

 


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Never let it said that I won't step up to help keep Dr. Pepper out of bankruptcy while Royness takes a break.

Spoiler

24 cans... 5.99 doll-

 

...

 

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'Murica!!    Seriously, you need to burn stores down over there.  Your prices are ridiculous, though I bet your tea is cheaper...   Also, I tried, I really tried.  :crying:

 

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#65690
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After getting my arse kicked and not having a save *slaps self* I regret to inform you all that Roy has been relieved of Duty.

Beren has been added to the b*tch brigade. He's my new sniper, a kissass and an animal whisperer. So far he is doing good.

I'm sorry Roy but there's only room for one psychopath.

P.S Poodle keep your red rocket away from Sera.
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YES!!!  I excel at sniper.  *BOOM* HEADSHOT, B*TCH!  God bless the M-98 Widow.

 

Okay, I am firing up origin and heading back out to the Emerald Graves.  I still have to whack at least another eight great bears.

 

*Ber drinks some liquid fortitude and.... and goes still as a cardboard cutout as Elu Thingol's mind takes over primary user control*


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#65692
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Heh. So Ber's now the Sniper class?

 

Still doesn't beat the Shadow class.



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'Murica!!    Seriously, you need to burn stores down over there.  Your prices are ridiculous, though I bet your tea is cheaper...   Also, I tried, I really tried.  :crying:

 

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:lol: Everything else has a normal price, the problem with Dr Pepper is that the only way for me to get it is from random candy shops that import it.

 

After getting my arse kicked and not having a save *slaps self* I regret to inform you all that Roy has been relieved of Duty.

Beren has been added to the b*tch brigade. He's my new sniper, a kissass and an animal whisperer. So far he is doing good.

I'm sorry Roy but there's only room for one psychopath.

P.S Poodle keep your red rocket away from Sera.

Thanks for adding me to your game  :D also the trait you chose for me is pretty accurate (not that I have a bipolar disorder but my mood has a huge influence in my performance).



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:wizard:   Yeah, yeah, you go to Sera's room!  *Ber runs off and finds Cassie*

 

Knock yourself out. Why'd you think I'm up here? After using that item the doc gave me, she doesn't give me a rest. I just need an hour... maybe two... or three... to cool the fire.  :P



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:lol: Everything else has a normal price, the problem with Dr Pepper is that the only way for me to get it is from random candy shops that import it.

Thanks for adding me to your game :D also the trait you chose for me is pretty accurate (not that I have a bipolar disorder but my mood has a huge influence in my performance).


I needed a medic for my squad and you are a perfect fit!

And what can I say.. This is why I'm a good leader. I know sh*t ;)

Can't really justify Verse's role in the game though.. Besides from some off screen hanky panky.
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#65696
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Knock yourself out. Why'd you think I'm up here? After using that item the doc gave me, she doesn't give me a rest. I just need an hour... maybe two... or three... to cool the fire. :P


You're not getting confused with the cardboard are you?

#65697
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Wait, what is it that Donk's playing?



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You're not getting confused with the cardboard are you?

 

No.



#65699
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*Elu looks at his axe...*   Dammit!  I cleared out every bloody rift in the Emerald Graves with my axe that has the dragon rune rather  than the one with the demon rune?! 

 

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ETA:  ToP.   Well well, look who thinks they're too sexy for their shirt!

 

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YES!!!  I excel at sniper.  *BOOM* HEADSHOT, B*TCH!  God bless the M-98 Widow.

 

Okay, I am firing up origin and heading back out to the Emerald Graves.  I still have to whack at least another eight great bears.

 

*Ber drinks some liquid fortitude and.... and goes still as a cardboard cutout as Elu Thingol's mind takes over primary user control*

Ah that reminds me of the time with the Valiant in ME 3 MP...*dream lines cover screen* when i was just dominating the round...and heard someone tell me that they wanted my gun.