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[the Dame]

Fine if I can't take on Voly I'll take on the rest of you!!!

 

*Gets into red wedding mode*

 

 

*Roly groggily comes to and slowly rises to his feet.  He sees Badonkadonk doing some weird victory chant and launches himself in a biotic-assisted jump right for her midsection while screaming...*

 

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

 

*OVERSHOOT, OVERSHOOT!  He goes flying by her head, missing by a fraction of an inch when his utility belt catches on her little right demonic horn!  Oh the humanity, he's hanging there helplessly like a fat pink piñata, waving his little clawed hands frantically*

 

*Quickly busts out Andraste's phallus while Voly dangles off her horns.. grabs Voly by the scruff of his nurse outfit and bashes him repeatedly with strap on.. notices the socks.. sorry, lacey kitten stockings.. and considers getting freaky.. no.. what am I thinking.. scratch that.. tosses Voly aside like a piece of trash.. before Voly hits the floor, however, she starts giggling manically like a schoolgirl on crack, and hits the floor at the same time as Voly*

 

Ladies and gentleman.. (though, I think the audience has already left in disgust).. IT'S A TIE!!

 

Looks like we'll have to share, buddy.

 

[rampaging qunari mode]

 

[/rampaging qunari mode]

[the Dame]

Damn, defeated Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels style...  okay, but I'll relinquish my -share- to Madame Dame for 100 Quatloos.

 

*settles in at the bar and orders a whiskey sour, kicks back to enjoy the show*  *sip sip*

 

Deal, here!

 

 

Keep the change 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Look at the chaos I created!

[the Dame]

Oh, dis gonna be  good!  Cabot, 50 sovereigns on the big sexy gal! 

 

*Cabot looks confused, not sure which one Roly is referring to*

 

Dame, you daft dwarf!  50 sovereigns on Dame!!

 

*sips whiskey sour*

 

Sweet!  500 Quatloos... man...

 

You're still gonna kick Donk's ass, right??

 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I already fought HB today and this is what happened.

 

RAGE! Back off, Volus. I'm fighting this one. >:[

Spoiler

 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

This really is going better than I planned.

[the Dame]

I already fought HB today and this is what happened.

 

But I'll keep that in mind.. though I'm a little lost, why I'm fighting again?... Nah, too complicated!

I'm fighting 'cause I'm fighting!

 

[BountyhunterGER]

And I'm watching because reasons!

[ThreeF]

I'm fighting 'cause I'm fighting!

 

That's the attitude!

[BountyhunterGER]

*high fives*

 

*Flies backwards through the wall because of the manly volus high five*

You trained too damn hard for that fight - be careful, there are mortals around here

[the Dame]

*Saw Nicki Minaj... kills self willingly*

 

YOU WIN!!!

 

I won but...

[ThreeF]

I won but...

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Empty? Fill with drinks.

[ravenesse]

Hm... I would be jealous that my(!) HB hits on The Doc... I really would...

 

... if the Volus didn't look so hot in his... ehm... suit(?)

 

And, I now you've all bitten your nails in exited awaiting: I finally got my Ladies Inquisitor Hoodie!

Ahand in two months I'm gonna live on that weird little island full of weird little people. So I'm gonna hunt the Paragon down and take pictures!

[BountyhunterGER]

suit(?)

some kind of volus nurse battle armor .. I guess