Generally fits my attitude. 'If you do't want to see me naked, I smash you're ****** face in!'
Damn, I find that hawt as hell for some reason.
I don't think so, actually.
Big enough! Don't move... *Ber kicks the indecisive and weak little poodle out of the way and...*
You could be Blasto!
Enkindle this!
Muahaha, permanently pissed off Elcor. What a great character concept. Would romance. Platonically.
I PLATONICALLY SHIP IT!
Enkindle this!
Is anyone Conrad? 27th.
I am a Vorcha conrad...
That is creepy..
Volus... I'll meet you at the Playground.
Ah, dear DPR, you must have missed the "leave them wanting more" part. Sorry (yeah, not really) but you've gotten all you'll be getting from me today. 
Muahaha, permanently pissed off Elcor. What a great character concept. Would romance. Platonically.
Volus... I'll meet you at the Playground.
With great rage: I am really really angry. I will break you in two. With much emotion: RAARRGGHHHH you will suffer the unholy wrath of my hoofs!
Ah, dear DPR, you must have missed the "leave them wanting more" part. Sorry (yeah, not really) but you've gotten all you'll be getting from me today.
Eh... let me show you my krogan boobs...With great rage: I am really really angry. I will break you in two. With much emotion: RAARRGGHHHH you will suffer the unholy wrath of my hoofs!
What is a sybian? Sounds like a dog.
Says the ahole who took my Sybian...
Eh... let me show you my krogan boobs...
*puts cape around mouth hisses dramatically and flies up to the rafters*
Says the ahole who took my Sybian...Eh... let me show you my krogan boobs...
I see you shifted gears readily enough.
What is a sybian? Sounds like a dog.
Probably best you don't ask if you don't know.
Probably best you don't ask if you don't know.
Googled it.
How dare you steal my masters masturbation device?!
What is a sybian? Sounds like a dog.
I take that as a 'maybe'.*puts cape around mouth hisses dramatically and flies up to the rafters*
Sure. Everything else is a waste of time. I'll ra... eh... get you soon enough again
WTF? It's 'Mistress', b*tch!Googled it.
How dare you steal my masters masturbation device?!
Meanwhile, I bring the knowledge of the Enkindlers. (And their neverending Wrath)
Which tentacle should I choke you with as I tell you to "ENKINDLE THIS"?
*pats the poodle on the head*
I take that as a 'maybe'. Sure. Everything else is a waste of time. I'll ra... eh... get you soon enough again
omg I read this in Isabella's voice.
I wake up one day and discover I'm a Hanar Cerberus Operative...and somebody's already claimed the right to be Blasto. I hereby name my inner Hanar Fred.
On the subject of shooters: My biggest claim to fame is sniping an unsuspecting Ganado in the butt and causing him to fall off a rooftop to his death. Now, that's marksmanship.
omg I read this in Isabella's voice.
I wake up one day and discover I'm a Hanar Cerberus Operative...and somebody's already claimed the right to be Blasto. I hereby name my inner Hanar Fred.
On the subject of shooters: My biggest claim to fame is sniping an unsuspecting Ganado in the butt and causing him to fall off a rooftop to his death. Now, that's marksmanship.
This one bears great pride in being the one all call "Blasto".
This one bears great pride in being the one all call "Blasto".
WTF? It's 'Mistress', b*tch!
Edit because very important: The Volus gave it go me. As a gift. And then he took it.
I uh... I'm sorry. I apologise, my mistress. Please, forgive me. *gets on his knees and begs*
This one heard Blasto got his hanar ass-aquivalent kicked by someone called Shepard.
Only once. The Commander has since recognized this one's combat ability and recruited them to serve aboard the Normandy SR-3.
This one hears it was built by Cerberus after being asked nicely...
I uh... I'm sorry. I apologise, my mistress. Please, forgive me. *gets on his knees and begs*
Not today. And stop drooling.
Build by a hanar cerberus engineer, this one heard.Only once. The Commander has since recognized this one's combat ability and recruited them to serve aboard the Normandy SR-3.
This one hears it was built by Cerberus after being asked nicely...
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