Really? I think I'm in love I'm used to games telling me what to do.
Think I'm gonna make my new squad and.. disappear for a bit.
The last dude in Highpool smarted off to me.... I didn't take too kindly to that, so I gave him a shotgun to the face.... Angela didn't like that, but then she was the one that ended up killing him.
She really needs to stop judging me for what I feel is right...
Not. Gonna. Happen.
Except you bring rum.
Yep. And rapidly growing because of the water waste in Vegas.
Oh, really? Well, sh*t!
'I want the Inquisitor for DA4!' threads sure are more interesting than putting stuff and things into the laundry.
Actually, I want Honey Tongue for DA4, too. And Sera. In the background. Two shadowy, hooded figures, one of them... errr... distinct... and they speak with the voices of the Inquisitor and Sera.
I play both of these games.
Spoiler
If they hurt Fiona in any way I'm gonna be pissed! And Athena still better be alive, damn it. She needs to dump Janey Spring's sorry arse and get a piece of Fiona's fine arse. Yeah... that's totally not all I think about.
And grr, knew that Mr Jefferson was a fucktard. It really shat me off how Max and Chloe are all "Lyk OMG he iz sthoooooo hawt".
I hope we get the option of stringing that fucker up and torturing him.
Torture? OO-RAH!
Well... for LiS, you never know when someone will say "hey, this game you keep talking about sounds good, I think I'll play it too" and spoilers absolutely kill it. The shocks and surprises are a big thing. I wouldn't want to spoil anyone's possible future emotional trauma!
That's true. We need a thread in the group that says "HEY DUDE, YOUGO HERE YOU TOTES GONNA GET SPOILED."
I'm lazy with spoiler tags
Which is why I often say something else that will only make sense to those who know the spoiler.
'Sorry, but it is like saying that somone is descendant of Hitler just because they are men and have moustache.'
Uhm, Stroud is Hitler = confirmed? I knew it.
BY THE CREATORS.
HEIL STROUD.
You don't need my permission. Just do it!
*gasp*
*pulls up a mock Duck Walk with his right half-raised in a mocking of the Nazi greeting, obviously trying to mock those f*cks as much as possible*
Actually reminds me of this scene in Generation Kill. There's a few that crack me up every time...
The last dude in Highpool smarted off to me.... I didn't take too kindly to that, so I gave him a shotgun to the face.... Angela didn't like that, but then she was the one that ended up killing him.
She really needs to stop judging me for what I feel is right...
Goodbye then?
Nope. I'll still be here.. sorta.
I kinda fucked up and have to make another squad.. I ah.. accidently attacked the guard in front of the Citadel. My finger slipped. (Inb4 "that's what she said")
This is menacing sounding....just a tad...
I like it....In the name of Donk...
I detect a pick-up attempt. Oh no.. dude, you haven't even done the tutorial! This one is a level 100.. NOBODY gets that. If you wanna play the pen and paper RPG dating sim that I titled "Weenies N' Fannies" (Yes, I know in most places the word fanny means arse but in my country it actually means vagina, and since I created this game that's what it's called) you gotta start on level one.
I present you with... this chick!
That's the only way to treat him!
I'm really sorry for your head. And also a bit full of schadenfreude. I'm a bad person, I know.
So this is how it works: Tell her things she wants to hear, shower her with compliments and make dirty comments. Then you will unlock her romance, level one will achieved. From then on, you can attempt others.
Lynroy: Final Edition, The_Prophet_of_Donk et ravenesse aiment ceci
So, Donk. Have you given everyone in this thread a level?
Nope. I don't know who's an NPC and who's a player-character. So far me and you are the only thread creepers.. Beren used to be, when he was a volus. But he's since retired and gone "pure".
Nope. I don't know who's an NPC and who's a player-character. So far me and you are the only thread creepers.. Beren used to be, when he was a volus. But he's since retired and gone "pure".
One day Donk said something about me being on top of the leaderboards IF...
But the IF never happened. Partially because it was kind of awkward.
If you can unlock Roy's romance, yeah. Don't worry, I'm working on a mod that makes player-characters look like Dr. Pepper. Though, that's technically cheating...
Then how does this work?
Easy. The less competition we have, the easier it will be to level up.
Pfft. Well you're no fun. FINE. I will go blast heads in the Wasteland instead.. with the billionth "new squad" I've made. I will be careful not to let the finger slip...
Nope. I'll still be here.. sorta.
I kinda fucked up and have to make another squad.. I ah.. accidently attacked the guard in front of the Citadel. My finger slipped. (Inb4 "that's what she said")
I detect a pick-up attempt. Oh no.. dude, you haven't even done the tutorial! This one is a level 100.. NOBODY gets that. If you wanna play the pen and paper RPG dating sim that I titled "Weenies N' Fannies" (Yes, I know in most places the word fanny means arse but in my country it actually means vagina, and since I created this game that's what it's called) you gotta start on level one.
I present you with... this chick!
So this is how it works: Tell her things she wants to hear, shower her with compliments and make dirty comments. Then you will unlock her romance, level one will achieved. From then on, you can attempt others.
Sorry, but this chick hates compliments and does love people who never agree with her.
Also, nearly no guy tries 'wanna eff?' as an actual pickup line. Which might work
Dammit, why must quality (=Not stuff made in some warm climate country without any idea of what cold is) winter trousers cost so much? An jeebus trying to find fur that is NOT fashion related is next to impossible >.<