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[LightningPoodle]

Sorry, but this chick hates compliments and does love people who never agree with her.
Also, nearly no guy tries 'wanna eff?' as an actual pickup line. Which might work

 

Didn't I try that on you and succeeded?

[LightningPoodle]

Pfft. Well you're no fun. FINE. I will go blast heads in the Wasteland instead.. with the billionth "new squad" I've made. I will be careful not to let the finger slip...

 

I would do it. It's just, very loose in how it's played, which I'm not enjoying. If we gave everyone a level, and set some rules, I'd enjoy it a little more.

[Donk]

Which might work

 

Which is why you're a level one

 

I forgot all that about you, though.

 

I apologize for this... disinformation.

 

Prophet, buddy. This isn't the type of chick that likes long walks on the beach and romantic candlelit dinners, oh no. She's the type who will bend over for you in a filthy public toilet then scold you for not doing it hard enough.

 

 

Dammit, why must quality (=Not stuff made in some warm climate country without any idea of what cold is) winter trousers cost so much?   An jeebus trying to find fur that is NOT fashion related is next to impossible >.<

Looking, because

 

 

Oh, and Donk....Is this one of yours?

Spoiler

 

Wot? I don't make "memes". I only edit DAI screenshots with my awesome paint skillz.

 

 

I would do it. It's just, very loose in how it's played, which I'm not enjoying. If we gave everyone a level, and set some rules, I'd enjoy it a little more.

 

I can't be effed giving everyone a level.. or rules. I make everything up as I go along.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Nope. I'll still be here.. sorta.

 

I kinda fucked up and have to make another squad.. I ah.. accidently attacked the guard in front of the Citadel. My finger slipped. (Inb4 "that's what she said")

 

 

 

I detect a pick-up attempt. Oh no.. dude, you haven't even done the tutorial! This one is a level 100.. NOBODY gets that. If you wanna play the pen and paper RPG dating sim that I titled "Weenies N' Fannies" (Yes, I know in most places the word fanny means arse but in my country it actually means vagina, and since I created this game that's what it's called) you gotta start on level one.

You kill me.

 

If you can unlock Roy's romance, yeah. Don't worry, I'm working on a mod that makes player-characters look like Dr. Pepper. Though, that's technically cheating...

And now I hate you. 

[LightningPoodle]

She's the type who will bend over for you in a filthy public toilet then scold you for not doing it hard enough.

 

Whoa! Rivaini, can we do this?!

[Rel Fexive]

I felt none of these things.
 
In fact, I was utterly bored with it until I heard about things that happened in episode 4. Then I just had to play it.

None of those things surprise me

[Roamingmachine]

 

Wot? I don't make "memes". I only edit DAI screenshots with my awesome paint skillz.

 

 

 

It just struck me as very....Donky 

[Donk]

You kill me.

 

And now I hate you. 

 

I hate you too... platonically.

 

 

Whoa! Rivaini, can we do this?!

 

First, let me mess up the toilets for you. I wanna set the tone.. make it real romantic for you both.

 

 

None of those things surprise me

 

Is it... is it that obvious?

[ravenesse]

Which is why you're a level one

I forgot all that about you, though.

I apologize for this... disinformation.

Prophet, buddy. This isn't the type of chick that likes long walks on the beach and romantic candlelit dinners, oh no. She's the type who will bend over for you in a filthy public toilet then scold you for not doing it hard enough.

Ugh, I really thought you'd know me better. No filthy public toilet as my body loves to collect infections.

Whoa! Rivaini, can we do this?!

We could. But I would have to spray you down with sanatizer first. And I love going for the eyes.

... Actually, this really sounds like fun. Let me spray you, little poodle!

[Donk]

Ugh, I really thought you'd know me better. No filthy public toilet as my body loves to collect infections.
We could. But I would have to spray you down with sanatizer first. And I love going for the eyes.

... Actually, this really sounds like fun. Let me spray you, little poodle!

 

Isn't that the best place to collect infections?

[ravenesse]

Isn't that the best place to collect infections?

Yes and I don't want them?!

[LightningPoodle]

We could. But I would have to spray you down with sanatizer first. And I love going for the eyes.

... Actually, this really sounds like fun. Let me spray you, little poodle!

 

...O-kay... Just, em... just don't spray in my eyes for too long. My eyes are bad enough as is.

[Donk]

Yes and I don't want them?!

 

Ohh. I read that wrong. I thought you meant you liked to collect infections.. like trophies or something.

 

Okay, I'm having too much fun being a grade A arsehole. I think I should take my arseholeishness to the Wasteland instead. Hopefully, I won't have to start anotherfuckingsquad!!

[ravenesse]

...O-kay... Just, em... just don't spray in my eyes for too long. My eyes are bad enough as is.

 
Ugh, it's not that funny anymore if you agree. But well... it's still enjoyable *spraaaaaaaaaaaays*
 

Ohh. I read that wrong. I thought you meant you liked to collect infections.. like trophies or something.
 

I'm weird, but not this weird.

[LightningPoodle]

Ugh, it's not that funny anymore if you agree. But well... it's still enjoyable *spraaaaaaaaaaaays*

 

You are my Mistress. I did not realise saying no was an option.

 

*eyes start to sting*

 

Spoiler

[ravenesse]

You are my Mistress. I did not realise saying no was an option.
 
*eyes start to sting*
 

Spoiler

Saying no is always an option. You just need to be aware that there are consequences.

Hrhr, is the crying pink haired Poodle getting angry?

[LightningPoodle]

Saying no is always an option. You just need to be aware that there are consequences.

Hrhr, is the crying pink haired Poodle getting angry?

 

Consequences? W-what sort of consequences?

 

No... no... You have to work a little harder to make this poodle angry.

[Serza]

If you can unlock Roy's romance, yeah. Don't worry, I'm working on a mod that makes player-characters look like Dr. Pepper. Though, that's technically cheating...

 

Wouldn't that be a...

 

*sunglasses*

 

Roymance?

 

*YEAAAAAAAAH*

 

.......ON TOP OF THE LEADERBOARDS? 

 

Yeah. But as I said, it was very awkward. Like... extremely awkward...?

 

In the end, she still loves the Hahren if the rumors are to be trusted.

 

And now I hate you. 

 

Thus spake the Will, striking the Donk with a Gaze worth a thousand Arrows.

[ravenesse]

Consequences? W-what sort of consequences?
 
No... no... You have to work a little harder to make this poodle angry.

I'm like Donk. I make it up as I go. And it depends on my mood.

Work? Nah, I'm not working, I'm merrily drinking here. OOL as I am.

[ravenesse]

Hrhr, the Battle for the Roymance.
I so would get myself a penis for that quest!

[Serza]

Hrhr, the Battle for the Roymance.
I so would get myself a penis for that quest!

 

Let The Will herself decide if a competition shall even exist.

 

Though I DO happen to have the necessary parts to enter, should it commence...

 

*prepares to dodge an arrow or a dozen*

[LightningPoodle]

I'm like Donk. I make it up as I go. And it depends on my mood.

Work? Nah, I'm not working, I'm merrily drinking here. OOL as I am.

 

Well, I look forward to the next time I can say no, then.

[Serza]

*enters the tavern, laughing at this latest visit to the MP boards*

[ravenesse]

Let The Will herself decide if a competition shall even exist.

Though I DO happen to have the necessary parts to enter, should it commence...

*prepares to dodge an arrow or a dozen*

We cannot allow her that. There will be no competition if you let The Will her will. Which is boooring!

Well, I look forward to the next time I can say no, then.

Never spoke a Poodle smarter words

Edit:
Btw. I just started playing lifeline. I think IR is in outer space and changed her name
http://imgur.com/aZdfnZX

[Serza]

We cannot allow her that. There will be no competition if you let The Will her will. Which is boooring!
Never spoke a Poodle smarter words

Edit:
Btw. I just started playing lifeline. I think IR is in outer space and changed her name
http://imgur.com/aZdfnZX

 

Oh, but we can... It will just be, well, slightly more boring than being hunted for suggesting it.

 

 

And my Kodiak shuttle is ready to investigate this Roybject.