FREAKIN TRIGGER
WAY TOO MUCH CLICKBAIT ON THAT POST, RIGHT, LETHALLAN.
FREAKIN TRIGGER
WAY TOO MUCH CLICKBAIT ON THAT POST, RIGHT, LETHALLAN.
It is actually about Cassandra.
And no, not aloud. I'm not that insane.
That would've been extremely hilaaaaaaarious if you did.
Still, how smutty is smutty, exactly.
I once read this fan fic where Garrus' and Shep's roles were reversed (ie Garrus a Commander of a prototype Turian-Human vessel with mostly Turian crew, Shepard a hotshot C-SEC officer - also the First Contact War dragged out in it enough for Garrus and Shep to fight each other) but it was, uh... about 80 percent of the eight chapters were sex. I have never read anything like that prior... or even after. To this day, I sometimes think like "What did I read, and why did I read it?!"
Beren, what is that avatar, and where is Paragon stashing the remaining PENIS kits?
Beren, what is that avatar, and where is Paragon stashing the remaining PENIS kits?
*dies laughing instead of making obvious dirty joke*
*dies laughing instead of making obvious dirty joke*
Well, I know where one is... But that one's too big to utilize by me, myself and I.
That is Marg The Warrior Princess. I am rocking this avatar today in honor of Canada's federal election. Beren the Templar will return tomorrow.
As for the P.E.N.I.S.TM of Paragons, I thought she'd trained Dave to make change for her, much like Betyar out in the Hissing Wastes? *Looks for Dave* Oh... he's gone too. Sorry, you're just SOL.
That would've been extremely hilaaaaaaarious if you did.
Still, how smutty is smutty, exactly.
I once read this fan fic where Garrus' and Shep's roles were reversed (ie Garrus a Commander of a prototype Turian-Human vessel with mostly Turian crew, Shepard a hotshot C-SEC officer - also the First Contact War dragged out in it enough for Garrus and Shep to fight each other) but it was, uh... about 80 percent of the eight chapters were sex. I have never read anything like that prior... or even after. To this day, I sometimes think like "What did I read, and why did I read it
I read a fic a few weeks ago where Cullen... just stands in his room all day with his back towards the door 'waiting to be punished' by several Skyhold servants/Inquisition soldiers and the Inquisitor. It was quite funny!
I read a fic a few weeks ago where Cullen... just stands in his room all day with his back towards the door 'waiting to be punished' by several Skyhold servants/Inquisition soldiers and the Inquisitor. It was quite funny!
Uuuuuh.
Alright...
*slowly backs down*
FREAKIN TRIGGER
DAMN YOU
I knew I should have left before you did something like that.
DAMN YOU
I knew I should have left before you did something like that.
Evil woman. *drink*
Evil woman. *drink*
That we do.
Cheers. Best be off to the fade before anymore jawlines are posted.

My PC is being a ****** and every game keeps crashing....... ugh...... *DRINKS*
What is it with this threads obsession over Cassie...
I was actually wondering that myself. Cass, Cullen, and Sera seem to be the three DQmances of choice. ![]()
Damn I forgot Fen'harel.
Solas: People usually do.
QUIET
I was actually wondering that myself. Cass, Cullen, and Sera seem to be the three DQmances of choice.
Damn I forgot Fen'harel.
Solas: People usually do.
QUIET
The only really bad thing about this thread is the lack of love for Dorian.
I mean..... just think about his beautiful agenda. ![]()
That would've been extremely hilaaaaaaarious if you did.
Still, how smutty is smutty, exactly.
I once read this fan fic where Garrus' and Shep's roles were reversed (ie Garrus a Commander of a prototype Turian-Human vessel with mostly Turian crew, Shepard a hotshot C-SEC officer - also the First Contact War dragged out in it enough for Garrus and Shep to fight each other) but it was, uh... about 80 percent of the eight chapters were sex. I have never read anything like that prior... or even after. To this day, I sometimes think like "What did I read, and why did I read it?!"
Quite smutty. I had to stop reading it on the bus because it was actually giving me a slight erection and I was wearing tight jeans.
Come on! Dorian's my awesome snarky bro. But don't tell anyone, or they'll claim I'm spreading gay agenda.
The only really bad thing about this thread is the lack of love for Dorian.
I mean..... just think about his beautiful agenda.
*snort* Meh I adore Dorian so much and the guy who voices him is amazing. Just not sure if I will ever do his romance. I might run my super pro Chantry Inquisitor with him if I even get around to creating him but then a super pro Andrastian and a Tevine....*shrugs* Stranger things have happened but *shrugs*.
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Oh and Serza's post reminds me I was atching a trailer at work tonight about the new Supergirl TV show...and I realized Supergirl is also named Kara...*snort* So kara is supergirl...given the Mark this works.
Quite smutty. I had to stop reading it on the bus because it was actually giving me a slight erection and I was wearing tight jeans.
*dies*
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
The guys in this picture are hiiiigh as a kite...
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