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#66051
LightningPoodle

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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

 

The guys in this picture are hiiiigh as a kite...

 

http://images.akamai...909C8B4A45C79F/

 

I think they're higher than a kite, dude.



#66052
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http://forum.bioware.../#entry19819953

 

? What does this mean ? 

 

In Mass Effect 2, if you want to talk to Garrus about shtuffz, he'll reply with "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some Calibrations."

 

Cullen's subtly referencing that.

 

I think they're higher than a kite, dude.

 

But duuuuuude!



#66053
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I think they're higher than a kite, dude.

Me and my "elfroot" fly higher than a kite....



#66054
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In Mass Effect 2, if you want to talk to Garrus about shtuffz, he'll reply with "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some Calibrations."

 

Cullen's subtly referencing that.

 

 

But duuuuuude!

Not so subtle.   :lol:

 

***

 

I am enjoying playing Ben again, bit surreal after all its been a loooonnnnnnngg time but I am enjoying it a lot.  The only thing I really miss is the pure manuverability and survivabiity of the rogue.  After all if enemies decide to take on Ben he has little choice but to stand there and take it and try doing damage.  Kara could stealth, evade, do all sorts of things. 



#66055
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Not so subtle.   :lol:

 

***

 

I am enjoying playing Ben again, bit surreal after all its been a loooonnnnnnngg time but I am enjoying it a lot.  The only thing I really miss is the pure manuverability and survivabiity of the rogue.  After all if enemies decide to take on Ben he has little choice but to stand there and take it and try doing damage.  Kara could stealth, evade, do all sorts of things. 

 

It's... subtle enough... apparently.

 

And don't forget Leaping F*CKYOUALLI'MOUTOFHERE.



#66056
Al Foley

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It's... subtle enough... apparently.

 

And don't forget Leaping F*CKYOUALLI'MOUTOFHERE.

Oddly enough if I play her again thinking of taking Leaping Shot out of her repitore.  Because, well it is a ittle too flashy and impractical, and while Kara is good at archery she is not a...uh..prodigy like Sera is.  Sera gets the Leaping Shot. 



#66057
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lol, Mass Effect 2. That's a game for nerds. Cool people, like me, only played ME1. 

 

Pbbbbbbbbbbbbthhhhhh 

 

:ph34r:



#66058
Al Foley

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lol, Mass Effect 2. That's a game for nerds. Cool people, like me, only played ME1. 

 

Pbbbbbbbbbbbbthhhhhh 

 

:ph34r:

*raises eyebrow*



#66059
Al Foley

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"So you'll clean on the even numbered days and I'll clean on the odd numbered ones."  

"So we'll be cleaning every day?"  

"No only the odd and even ones" 

 

*Jake looks very confused*

 

:lol:



#66060
MilesUpShore

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*raises eyebrow*

 

Don't judge! The truth is, I only bought ME1 like... 2 months ago? ME scrub status confirmed.  


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#66061
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It is a mass effect reference. Garrus is legendary for calibrating his gun.

ETA: Wow was I late.
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#66062
Al Foley

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It is a mass effect reference. Garrus is legendary for calibrating his gun.

ETA: Wow was I late.

That's what she said...



#66063
MilesUpShore

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It is a mass effect reference. Garrus is legendary for calibrating his gun.

ETA: Wow was I late.

 

Spoiler
 


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#66064
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It is a mass effect reference. Garrus is legendary for calibrating his gun.

ETA: Wow was I late.

 

Calibrating his gun for the inevitable Talibrations.

 

*dirty giggle*

 

(Come on. My canon is FemShep/Liara. Fire away, Tali! Get that badass Turian Bro!)


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#66065
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lol, Mass Effect 2. That's a game for nerds. Cool people, like me, only played ME1. 

 

Pbbbbbbbbbbbbthhhhhh 

 

:ph34r:

 

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#66066
MilesUpShore

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:angry: Fine! You know what, I'll buy it. 


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#66067
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:angry: Fine! You know what, I'll buy it. 

 

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#66068
Al Foley

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*snorts elf root*  Well...on that note I am off to the Fade.  *flicks a piece of elfroot into a cauldron and watches it burst into a puff of smoke*  ohmmm



#66069
MilesUpShore

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So is the Deluxe Edition for ME2 just..... some extra guns and stuff? 



#66070
LightningPoodle

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So is the Deluxe Edition for ME2 just..... some extra guns and stuff? 

 

Not sure. Does it not say in the product description?



#66071
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LightningPoodle, on 19 Oct 2015 - 8:02 PM, said:

Not sure. Does it not say in the product description?

 
It says 'Bonus weapons, armor and more.' otherwise the same description.  :ph34r:
Gah, anyway. I'll get the 10€ version. More money for drinks! 



#66072
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It says 'Bonus weapons, armor and more.' otherwise the same description.  :ph34r:
Gah, anyway. I'll get the 10€ version. More money for drinks! 

 

Uh.

 

On the PC? Steam or Origin?



#66073
MilesUpShore

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Uh.

 

On the PC? Steam or Origin?

 

Origin.

 

Is your body still wet?



#66074
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Nope. Turned off DayZ already.



#66075
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That would've been extremely hilaaaaaaarious if you did.
 
 
Still, how smutty is smutty, exactly.
I once read this fan fic where Garrus' and Shep's roles were reversed (ie Garrus a Commander of a prototype Turian-Human vessel with mostly Turian crew, Shepard a hotshot C-SEC officer - also the First Contact War dragged out in it enough for Garrus and Shep to fight each other) but it was, uh... about 80 percent of the eight chapters were sex. I have never read anything like that prior... or even after. To this day, I sometimes think like "What did I read, and why did I read it?!"


My question is: Where do I find such fanfiction?