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#6601
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*Volus walks through the door carrying two huge covered platters*

 

I made fudge brownies for everyone!  Rivaini, I'm still confused what I did to offend you (again) but I got you one whole platter just for you because I cannot bear the thought of you being upset with me and I am hoping I can bribe your feelings with chocolate.  The other platter is for the rest of us.

 

Eat 'em while they're still warm!

 

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*settles in at the bar with a couple brownies and a bottle of Princess P*ss.*

 

Mooches in.  Grabs brownie from Roly's grasp.

 

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Roly you owe me .. HB needs a close up of your legs, kitten heels included.  Also you are dense, where was Raven's bear hug on her return?  

 

Fraternization thread.  chugs.  Leaves ... returns, grabs more brownies ... leaves again.


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#6602
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But i was fighting for her honor! Was that not sufficient?

I do owe you, hugely. I will see what I can do. Oh, also, really trying to trainwreck that frat thread.

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But i was fighting for her honor! Was that not sufficient?

I do owe you, hugely. I will see what I can do. Oh, also, really trying to trainwreck that frat thread.

For any Andrastean IQ is a bit like a Jesus...but shhhhhh, less people notice and start panicking.



#6604
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Hrm, good point

*sticks schnoz in mug...*

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*roly drags the passed out Badonkadonk out to the center of the bar, throws a glass of water on her to wake her up, then starts a little dance around her head*

 

(click on the image for music, yo, and just headcanon dem shoes moving around with grace and sophistication)

 

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Oh, Paragon, I got a special surprise for you.  It is in the closet!  Thought maybe you could have some fun wearing it for Cullen (or Michel or whoever) next time :)

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#6606
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B!tch please, that's not how you wear chocolate. ;D

 

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*roly drags the passed out Badonkadonk out to the center of the bar, throws a glass of water on her to wake her up, then starts a little dance around her head*

 

(click on the image for music, yo, and just headcanon dem shoes moving around with grace and sophistication)

 

roly_voly_pink_nurse_legs.jpg

 

Oh, Paragon, I got a special surprise for you.  It is in the closet!  Thought maybe you could have some fun wearing it for Cullen (or Michel or whoever) next time :)

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*Wakes up smothered with*

 

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*Gets up off the floor*

 

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*Notices Voly dancing around like a country girl*

 

Oh crap.. somebody get me a rum!!

 

 

B!tch please, that's not how you wear chocolate. ;D

 

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Oh goddamn. :blink:

 

P.S don't attract attention, damn it!!


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*Notices Voly dancing around like a country girl*

Oh crap.. somebody get me a rum!!

Hehehe. Reality is a bite in the butt, isn't it.
 



#6609
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*Volus walks through the door carrying two huge covered platters*

 

I made fudge brownies for everyone!  Rivaini, I'm still confused what I did to offend you (again) but I got you one whole platter just for you because I cannot bear the thought of you being upset with me and I am hoping I can bribe your feelings with chocolate.  The other platter is for the rest of us.

 

Eat 'em while they're still warm!

 

0RfFbMV.jpg

 

*settles in at the bar with a couple brownies and a bottle of Princess P*ss.*

 

It's a mystery how IB can keep it up (oopsy). Such intense workout in the morning, but...
*feels delicious smell, nostrils unwittingly twitch* 
:huh:
*quickly scanning room*
...
*zooming on two platters*
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...got cha! Brownies detected...
*smiling, goes to a tray with baked goodies*
 
..I am a woman, who lead an active lifestyle (not very healthy, though ^_^).. I need my calories!! 
*grabs one platter and dashes out of the bar*
 
*10 min later, somewhere in the Skyhold*
 
...I. regret. nothing... 
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#6610
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*quickly scanning room*
...
*zooming on two platters*
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Man, this makes me want a new Splinter Cell game. Blacklist was great, but nobody noticed it because Conviction sucked.... thanks Assassin's Creed -.-

 

*sips, raises head and looks to left and right*

 

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Uh... yeah. The "inside-voice". That's the one.


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#6611
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*wakes up and begins heading toward the tavern*
*spots The Dame off to the side covered in brownie crumbs*
Did I miss brownie night again?


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@Honourable Bigot: 

A picture with Vampirefreaks.com tag? It's been over 15 years when I last saw that address, back in the days when I was gothy artsy teen. Never knew it's still alive and kicking. :D

 

Edit: Turned into an online clothing store it seems. The color theme (purple/black) is still the same though.



#6613
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@Honourable Bigot: 

A picture with Vampirefreaks.com tag? It's been over 15 years when I last saw that address, back in the days when I was gothy artsy teen. Never knew it's still alive and kicking. :D

 

Edit: Turned into an online clothing store it seems. The color theme (purple/black) is still the same though.

 

It's half naked cartoon kids with boobs to my ignorant brain, so that's why it's wrong on even more levels than she usually scores...

 

edit: Welcome by the way. Gotta say I love it when people play Alchemist, because Luka and Thornton have the best banter. Also indirect combat ftw!



#6614
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Man, this makes me want a new Splinter Cell game. Blacklist was great, but nobody noticed it because Conviction sucked.... thanks Assassin's Creed -.-

 

*sips, raises head and looks to left and right*

 

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Uh... yeah. The "inside-voice". That's the one.

*blinks* Is that Isaac or does he just look like him?



#6615
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That's Sam Fisher!

 

The first time I played Dead Space, I thought "Wow, that guy looks like Sam's nerdy younger brother"



#6616
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That's Sam Fisher!

 

The first time I played Dead Space, I thought "Wow, that guy looks like Sam's nerdy younger brother"

Oh, I'm sorry. Only played SC once and didn't like it enough to keep Sam Fisher in mind.

But thanks anyway, I nearly forgot that Isaac is in urgent need of my help ;)

 

Oh BG, I'm still waiting for my hug :(

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#6617
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Skips into bar.

 

A mead with a whisky chaser cabot, I've just been reading a thread about ..... Hargendarz and the Well of Sorrows?  I was concentrating so hard I felt something pop, and I'm non the wiser.  Still, I'll drink to that.  Chugs.

 

*roly drags the passed out Badonkadonk out to the center of the bar, throws a glass of water on her to wake her up, then starts a little dance around her head*

 

(click on the image for music, yo, and just headcanon dem shoes moving around with grace and sophistication)

 

 

 

Oh, Paragon, I got a special surprise for you.  It is in the closet!  Thought maybe you could have some fun wearing it for Cullen (or Michel or whoever) next time :)

[spoiler]Yeah, it's a chocolate dress.  mmm, yum yum!

 

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Haha, thanks Roly and now we're even.  In fact, I think I might owe you  ;)

 

 

It's a mystery how IB can keep it up (oopsy). Such intense workout in the morning, but...
*feels delicious smell, nostrils unwittingly twitch* 
:huh:
*quickly scanning room*
...
*zooming on two platters*
07ae6e05d7bc40bb600eea1d76e580ea.jpg
 
...got cha! Brownies detected...
*smiling, goes to a tray with baked goodies*
 
..I am a woman, who lead an active lifestyle (not very healthy, though ^_^).. I need my calories!! 
*grabs one platter and dashes out of the bar*
 
*10 min later, somewhere in the Skyhold*
 
...I. regret. nothing... 
F64joQO.gif

 

 

Pokes Dame to make sure she's in a food coma.  Rubs Dame's tummy, grins at purring noises.

 

@Raven, so you'll be joining us on this side of the pond?

 

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:D


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#6618
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@Raven, so you'll be joining us on this side of the pond?

 

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:D

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*whispers*

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:D


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#6619
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*whispers*

Spoiler

:D

 

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#6620
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World domination?

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World domination?

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Oh that's a great idea! I'll ride my romanced war-druffalo to world domination :D


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#6623
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Wait .... did I just do that out loud ?   :huh:


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Oh that's a great idea! I'll ride my war-drufallo to world domination :D

I fully support this. *drink*



#6625
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I fully support this. *drink*

I changed it a bit... ;) Still?