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#66251
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What happens when you get excited, during sex?


What happens when anybody gets excited during sex? They have an orgasm.. And if its good, usually involves shaking.. And other stuff.

Weirdo you just want details to get off to!
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For Royness, if only because it's probably safe to say that it's never been heard over Muzak.  Well that plus, you know, it's a kickin' song.

 

*snip*

Ah, I haven't heard that song in a long time. Cheers, bro.


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Yep. I wanna watch that! If I can find it.

Ever seen Cabin Fever? Preferably.. Cabin Fever 2. I was in tears when I first saw that.

 

Hrm, no.  I'll keep an eye out for it if it ever pops up on free for amazon prime video.  Though just because a cabin is in the movie, your post made me think of Tucker & Dave vs Evil.

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#66254
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What happens when you get excited, during sex?

Well... I'm not sure how to explain it....

have you ever seen lemurs having sex?



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What happens when anybody gets excited during sex? They have an orgasm.. And if its good, usually involves shaking.. And other stuff.

Weirdo you just want details to get off to!

 

*thinking to himself* Sh*t... she knows...

 

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Well... I'm not sure how to explain it....

have you ever seen lemurs having sex?

 

No. I can't say I have.



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Hrm, no. I'll keep an eye out for it if it ever pops up on free for amazon prime video. Though just because a cabin is in the movie, your post made me think of Tucker & Dave vs Evil.

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That movie is classic!!
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Well... I'm not sure how to explain it....
have you ever seen lemurs having sex?


Lmao!

I like to consider myself a.. Gentle cannibal. But that's only when..

Okay. Stopping now. Scared enough people as it is.

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Lmao!

I like to consider myself a.. Gentle cannibal. But that's only when..

Okay. Stopping now. Scared enough people as it is.

Umm.... is that cause of "eating?" ^_^

Never stop being who you are!!! You are the Almighty Donk! People should fear you!!!

Thus spaketh the prophet....


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Umm.... is that cause of "eating?" ^_^
Never stop being who you are!!! You are the Almighty Donk! People should fear you!!!
Thus spaketh the prophet....


You got it!

Well this is true. Besides, caring doesn't look good on me ;)

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You got it!

Well this is true. Besides, caring doesn't look good on me ;)

You're right! Lack of blood.... just doesn't do it for ya! There's just something about that Crimson Red that just makes your eyes "pop!"



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You're right! Lack of blood.... just doesn't do it for ya! There's just something about that Crimson Red that just makes your eyes "pop!"


It excites me. Like lemur sex.
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It excites me. Like lemur sex.

:blink:  And I'm gone!

 

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It excites me. Like lemur sex.

As it very well should!!!

 

:blink:  And I'm gone!

 

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Pretty sure that is the New River Gorge(sp?)

in WV.... I've been there if it is... That's bridge day! :)



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*Paragon drops by with a message for 'The Templar' from Dave .......*

 

 


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*Is waiting for Life is Strange ep 5 to download*

 

Slow piece of shite!!

 

I am not patient..

 

Another with smashed feels, coming right up.

 

Do drop by the Spoiler Thread when you're done. It's been... EXTREME.

 

It's been dubbed Bryan Adams by my family.

 

That's only a step away from Brayan.

 

;) Why thank you. I have more I recorded about 10 mins ago just for you.

 

*drink* Carbonation is so soothing.

 

Pleasure to meet you, DudeRoy!

 

Hello, y'all!

 

POODLE. DID YOU EVEN LIFE IS STRANGE TODAY?

 

POODLE! ANSWER ME! DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN'!

 

You really need to watch Black Sheep.  Spoilered to spare those who can't stand blood.

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Blood? BLOOD! BLOOOOOOOD!

 

Kill on three!

One!

Two!

Three!

KILL!


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*Paragon drops by with a message for 'The Templar' from Dave .......*

 

 

Give me the names of three nugs who you wouldn't mind seeing gone and we're golden, Dave. :)


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Give me the names of three nugs who you wouldn't mind seeing gone and we're golden, Dave. :)

 

We'll talk.   ;) Hey, I just saw your sheep trailer, is that a real thing  :lol: ? And, have you seen Dog Soldiers?

 

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Pleasure to meet you, DudeRoy!

:lol: DudeRoy. Kinda hoping the voice sticks around for a week. Would be hilarious to stream some Uncharted with this voice.


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Not yet, Serza. On my way home to download now. Will play tomorrow most likely.
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:lol: DudeRoy. Kinda hoping the voice sticks around for a week. Would be hilarious to stream some Uncharted with this voice.

 

Doooooooooooooo  Eeeeeeeeeeet!  although you should probably be resting your voice ..



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Not yet, Serza. On my way home to download now. Will play tomorrow most likely.

 

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! YOUR FEEEEEEEEELS!

 

DON'T DOOOO IIIIIIT!

 

Or do. Broken feels are delicious this time of year. Otherwise DONTNOD wouldn't release such a FEELMURDER.



#66272
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We'll talk.   ;) Hey, I just saw your sheep trailer, is that a real thing  :lol: ? And, have you seen Dog Soldiers?

 

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Yeah, it's real!  Proud owner here (see spoiler.)  Ooh, I've seen Dog Soldiers now that I saw that trailer.  Didn't recognize it first from the name.  IIRC it was one of SyFy's saturday night flicks.

 

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Doooooooooooooo  Eeeeeeeeeeet!  although you should probably be resting your voice ..

Oh, I shall! Whether I'm sick or not. 


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:lol: DudeRoy. Kinda hoping the voice sticks around for a week. Would be hilarious to stream some Uncharted with this voice.

Quoting the great MJK, DON'T LET YOUR STREAMS BE DREAMS!

I would appreciate if you told me when you think you're going to stream, I've got to plan my weekend.


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Finally! *Runs to her lair to get a white frilly dress and puts creepy candles everywhere*

 

In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me and speaks my name
And do I dream again

For now I find
The Phantom of the Opera is there...
Inside my mind

... < [You don't have to continue the song if you don't want to, it must be a pain in the bits on mobile] *drink*

 

Nightwish version best version  :ph34r: 

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My favorite musical. Probably because its the only musical I like.