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[Donk]

Understandable. That's why a more appropriate punishment if you were the thief would be Dr Pepper deprivation.

 

Edit: spelling *flails herself* *drinks*

 

Punishing yourself? That's a unique.. fetish. You could make some money on the black market.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

It's not a fetish! It's my deserved punishment for bad spelling.

[Serza]

That would be a waste of Dr Pepper. Shotgun is the answer. Shotgun. Everytime.

 

Shotguns are fun, but I prefer really big bullets.

 

It's not a fetish! It's my deserved punishment for bad spelling.

 

...you need not punish yourself. I have seen people who can barely speak their native tongue. English is your secondary.

[LightningPoodle]

Understandable. That's why a more appropriate punishment if you were the thief would be Dr Pepper deprivation.

 

Edit: spelling *flails herself* *drinks*

 

Well, I'm already depriving myself of it sooo...

[Donk]

It's not a fetish! It's my deserved punishment for bad spelling.

 

Dom and sub rolled into one. There's a friendfic in this somewhere..

[Serza]

Dom and sub rolled into one. There's a friendfic in this somewhere..

 

What. What am I doing. Why did I like this.

 

Donk, you Blood Mage you!

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Dom and sub rolled into one. There's a friendfic in this somewhere..

[Ashaantha]

but seriously. who let me drink so much the night I made this??

 

 

Because you deserve a few nights in the dungeon. wth.

[Serza]

 

I am no longer under Donk's Blood Magic control, and I fully identify with this gif.

[Roamingmachine]

I've just finished it.

 

Spoiler

Started out kinda boring... then it got good. Really good. When Rhys was manning Gortys reminded me of f*cking Power Rangers!! Chose Athena, Janey and August for my squad.. oh man that was hilarious. Thought Sasha was gonna die.. I was thinking here we go, here comes the waterworks moment.. but as per usual, the game rewarded me for being a goody goody two shoes and not snooping on what Daddy left for Sasha. 

 

Awesome stuff! Recommend it to anybody.. particularly those who may be suffering from Life is Strange post traumatic stress disorder. I'd wager it's a good pick-me-up. While I loved Life is Strange for it's warped, grim awesomeness... Tales from the Borderlands is awesome on the opposite spectrum. It's funny, there's lots of action and it's just all round good fun. The characters are amazing.. despite the fact that they are pretty much cartoons, I find myself questioning my sanity once again cause I'm crushing on Fiona. I hope that isn't the last I see of her.. if all else fails, guess there's smutty fanfic. They gotta stop making me crush on these fictional characters damn it, it's unhealthy..

 

Lagertha approves of your squad choices :3  (Except August. F**k that guy.)

 

Janey and Athena were the best

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

but seriously. who let me drink so much the night I made this??



Because you deserve a few nights in the dungeon. wth.

[Donk]

What. What am I doing. Why did I like this.

 

Donk, you Blood Mage you!

 

You totally wanna read it.

 

I'll give you a little preview.

 

In the early hours of the morning, when most people in the bar were passed out or unconscious from too much booze, Traggy snuck in... shadily, she looked around, making sure nobody was awake. She was wearing a bulky coat that was making stealth mode a right pain in the arse, but she managed, nonetheless.

 

Her destination was the cellar. She quietly tiptoed down the stairs. With the tip of her magical finger, she created light to illuminate the dank room. She had to make sure nobody was around. Nobody could see this. This was her shame, her private moment.

 

The coast was clear. She was in luck.

 

She took her coat off, revealing a dark leather outfit. Using a spell she stole from one of Vivienne's "A Dummy's Guide to Knight Enchanting" books, she created a spirit-whip.

 

Taking a deep breath and feeling her loins flush with excitement, she closed her eyes. "You must NOT spell words wrong, b*tch."

 

Using the spirit-whip, she slapped herself repeatedly. She could feel her tight leather underwear dampen. "Say my name now, b*tch!" Traggy yelled, her face red and beady with sweat.

 

And then....

 

Preview's over.

[Donk]

Lagertha approves of your squad choices :3  (Except August. F**k that guy.)

 

Janey and Athena were the best

 

MMMM Lagertha I must watch season 3. Just came out on DVD not long ago. I must be reunited with my love again.

 

I kinda had no choice with August lol. Pretty much everybody else was locked out due to.. decisions I made.

[LightningPoodle]

@Donk's preview

 

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

You totally wanna read it.

 

I'll give you a little preview.

-snip-

Preview's over.

...

Oh wait, is this going to become a thing?

 

Spoiler

On the other hand... she put me in her book! I'M READING THE **** OUT OF THIS

[The_Prophet_of_Donk]

Dom and sub rolled into one. There's a friendfic in this somewhere..

Well this is gonna be a fun day!

I just told my gf I'm into that and she wants to try....so yay for BDSM!!!

 

*clears throat*

"ahem.....So how is everyone?"

[Roamingmachine]

MMMM Lagertha I must watch season 3. Just came out on DVD not long ago. I must be reunited with my love again.

 

I kinda had no choice with August lol. Pretty much everybody else was locked out due to.. decisions I made.

 

Even Zer0? O_o  Didn't know that was possible, lol

[Donk]

...

Oh wait, is this going to become a thing?

 

But but.. I thought you would be pleased. You are my biggest fan.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

But but.. I thought you would be pleased. You are my biggest fan.

You missed my edit.

Spoiler

On the other hand... she put me in her book! I'M READING THE **** OUT OF THIS

 

[Donk]

Well this is gonna be a fun day!

I just told my gf I'm into that and she wants to try....so yay for BDSM!!!

 

*clears throat*

"ahem.....So how is everyone?"

 

You will only be a true prophet if you use "Donk" as a safe word. I'm calling it.

 

.. is that weird, though?

 

I'm as f*cking dandy as ever.

[Serza]

*groan*

 

I need a PENIS kit.

No, not the one I know the location of. One of Paragon's inventions.

 

 

I also rather like the idea of LISPTSD.

[Donk]

You missed my edit. I'll change it to a new post:

Spoiler

On the other hand... she put me in her book! I'M READING THE **** OUT OF THIS

 

 

It may become a thing. I gotta finish Beren's story first, though.

[Serza]

You missed my edit.

 

Hah! Caught red-handed! Drink up!

 

You will only be a true prophet if you use "Donk" as a safe word. I'm calling it.

 

.. is that weird, though?

 

I'm as f*cking dandy as ever.

 

Wait, are you f*cking dandy, or f*cking somebody named Dandy?

[Beren Von Ostwick]

I can edit as much as I like!!!

 

*goes to get self a jug of apple cider to drink*

 

I must say, Stormy, I like this more assertive you that I've been seeing these last couple of days.

 

[Donk]

Hah! Caught red-handed! Drink up!

 

 

Wait, are you f*cking dandy, or f*cking somebody named Dandy?

 

Yeah, I'm totally f*cking Dandy.. if this person named Dandy has breasts and a juicy love nest. But I'd make her change her name, first.