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It may become a thing. I gotta finish Beren's story first, though.
It's been a very long time since the last Beren chapter. I need a new one!

Well this is gonna be a fun day!
I just told my gf I'm into that and she wants to try....so yay for BDSM!!!
*clears throat*
"ahem.....So how is everyone?"
You know what you are doing, right? One of my friends was really, really hurt doing it because the guy she was with had a f*cked up idea of what BDSM entails.
You will only be a true prophet if you use "Donk" as a safe word. I'm calling it.
.. is that weird, though?
I'm as f*cking dandy as ever.
**** safe words....
It's been a very long time since the last Beren chapter. I need a new one!
She is one of the best actresses of all time!!!
It's been a very long time since the last Beren chapter. I need a new one!
Fine! I will stop being lazy and work on it soon. Been wanting to write, lately. Have you seen the smut I wrote for Verse? ![]()
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*groan*
I need a PENIS kit.
No, not the one I know the location of. One of Paragon's inventions.
ROFL on Donk for safe word.
Yeah, I'm totally f*cking Dandy.. if this person named Dandy has breasts and a juicy love nest. But I'd make her change her name, first.
Well, it could always be a nickname.
Also, is Dandy a dude name? I'm not that familiar with names down under in OZland.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
And Donk is at it again, I see.
You appear to be correct, lethallan.
Fine! I will stop being lazy and work on it soon. Been wanting to write, lately. Have you seen the smut I wrote for Verse?
No I haven't! And this is what happens when I take days off - I MISS STUFF!
New Beren chapter?? I stopped reading when I ran out of likes a couple of pages back. I'll, uh, just be over here in the corner, quietly freaking out...
*Beren sips on his coffee whilst freaking out, wishing he knew someone who knew blood magic...*
ETA: Her Verse stuff was good! Combat tactics, then girls gone wet and wild. ALL IN ONE! Er... ![]()
No I haven't! And this is what happens when I take days off - I MISS STUFF!
I don't think I've read it either. And I haven't taken and days off.
You know what you are doing, right? One of my friends was really, really hurt doing it because the guy she was with had a f*cked up idea of what BDSM entails.
All joking aside, I know anatomy really well and would never hurt my gf beyond what she likes (which I'm not going into). Before anything happens, we'll talk about the do's and do not's, the safe words (mine are always strange to make sure it isn't said by accident), and then after we have had our discussion....well, fun ensues ![]()
ROFL on Donk for safe word.
Well, it could always be a nickname.
Also, is Dandy a dude name? I'm not that familiar with names down under in OZland.
Dunno.. I get this hillbilly inbred American vibe from that name, tbh.
No I haven't! And this is what happens when I take days off - I MISS STUFF!
Well it's in the writer's pit if you wanna read it. It's longish, though. ![]()
New Beren chapter?? I stopped reading when I ran out of likes a couple of pages back. I'll, uh, just be over here in the corner, quietly freaking out...
*Beren sips on his coffee whilst freaking out, wishing he knew someone who knew blood magic...*
ETA: Her Verse stuff was good! Combat tactics, then girls gone wet and wild. ALL IN ONE!
You're missing out. I just gave a sneak peek preview of a future Traggy fic. ![]()
ROFL on Donk for safe word.
Well, it could always be a nickname.
Also, is Dandy a dude name? I'm not that familiar with names down under in OZland.
Dandy is a character on AHS: Freak Show.....
He's a psychopath....
Dandy is a character on AHS: Freak Show.....
He's a psychopath....
You watch AHS? Yep. You are definitely my prophet.
That's the clown, yeah? Or the teenager? It's been so long since I watched that. I kinda got bored with that season. My favourite to date is Asylum.. I wanna bang Sister Mary Eunice ![]()
You watch AHS? Yep. You are definitely my prophet.
That's the clown, yeah? Or the teenager? It's been so long since I watched that. I kinda got bored with that season. My favourite to date is Asylum.. I wanna bang Sister Mary Eunice
That's the rich boy who takes up the Clowns mantle!!!
I watch them as soon as they come on US Netflix ![]()
Yeah....she's hot ![]()
That's the rich boy who takes up the Clowns mantle!!!
I watch them as soon as they come on US Netflix
Yeah....she's hot
There's not gonna be any more I heard..
They keep canning my favourite shows and it's annoying. Lost Girl is finished too and I haven't even seen it all. (If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it.)
*sticks fingers in her ears at all this .. talk*
lalalala I can't hear you!
Paranoid much? There's no filthy talk going on. ![]()
*sticks fingers in her ears at all this .. talk*
lalalala I can't hear you!
Sorry :/
I think we stopped lol
There's not gonna be any more I heard..
They keep canning my favourite shows and it's annoying. Lost Girl is finished too and I haven't even seen it all. (If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it.)
What??? No!!!
I'm gonna do a bit of research...
Sorry :/
I think we stopped lol
What??? No!!!
I'm gonna do a bit of research...
I hope your research brings hope. I love that show too much.
Though that masturbation scene in Coven was kinda ![]()
Paranoid much? There's no filthy talk going on.
haha I didn't check times posted of the .. stuff! just saw it
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I hope your research brings hope. I love that show too much.
Though that masturbation scene in Coven was kinda
Wait.... there was a masturbation scene? With what character?
There is a season 6 that is being written.... but not announced....
haha I didn't check times posted of the .. stuff! just saw it
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You're being weird today. It's a bit....
Wait.... there was a masturbation scene? With what character?
There is a season 6 that is being written.... but not announced....
Shite forgot her name and I don't know how to describe her without being an arsehole. But as I recall.. scene was weird. This dude approaches her and she starts going solo right there (clothes still on thank f*ck!!) and then he kills her.
Dunno.. I get this hillbilly inbred American vibe from that name, tbh.
He lives in that trailer park over yonder.
*sticks fingers in her ears at all this .. talk*
lalalala I can't hear you!
I should have known..
What can I say? Staches maybe 37 years old, but he will always remain a kid.
To make up for the stolen Dr Pepper, I bought another pumpkin. I've carved one and gained two in the last week. I may have a problem. *drink*