I changed it a bit...
Still?
That makes it better!! *drink*
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 11:49
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 11:51
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Oh BG, I'm still waiting for my hug
*Understanding smacks Roly like a sledgehammer* That's why you were upset?! Love to hug ya, babe, of course! But see here's the thing... I don't worry about you like the others if you're not around for a smidge because I know if there is one of the girlie horde that can take care of herself, it's the badass Dread Pirate Rivaini. I am sorry you might have thought anything else!! Hug inbound!
...I. regret. nothing...
Glad you liked them!
*wakes up and begins heading toward the tavern*
*spots The Dame off to the side covered in brownie crumbs*
Did I miss brownie night again?
Oh, don't worry, Iron Roy. You didn't think I'd leave The Will hanging without brownines, did you? *Nods to Cabot, who reaches under his bar and pulls out the secret stash of brownies reserved for The Will* Rank, it has privileges.
Pokes Dame to make sure she's in a food coma. Rubs Dame's tummy, grins at purring noises.
*Approves of and repeats ritual* That's... that's amazingly soothing!
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 11:52
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World domination? Talk to this guy!
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:00
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That makes it better!! *drink*
Hrhrhr, great. The newly founded Irish Inquisition needs supporters!
*Understanding smacks Roly like a sledgehammer* That's why you were upset?! Love to hug ya, babe, of course! But see here's the thing... I don't worry about you like the others if you're not around for a smidge because I know if there is one of the girlie horde that can take care of herself, it's the badass Dread Pirate Rivaini. I am sorry you might have thought anything else!! Hug inbound!
-snips and loves-
Yes, that's the reason. And that you never sound as happy when Rivaini's sail finally are in view on the horizon again *paints heroic pirate picture* Even if I always bring so much rum from my journeys!
World domination? Talk to this guy!
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Well... I would take advices from him. Imprison and put him in chains, but take advices
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:04
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Oh, don't worry, Iron Roy. You didn't think I'd leave The Will hanging without brownines, did you? *Nods to Cabot, who reaches under his bar and pulls out the secret stash of brownies reserved for The Will* Rank, it has privileges.
World domination? Talk to this guy!
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Mmmmm world domination. When do we begin?
Well... I would take advices from him. Imprison and put him in chains, but take advices
Kinky.
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:05
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Mmmmm world domination. When do we begin?
Kinky.
Yep. That's me, baby. Took you a while
Oh... and I'd say: Right now! Go on and dominate someone 
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:14
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Yes, that's the reason. And that you never sound as happy when Rivaini's sail finally are in view on the horizon again *paints heroic pirate picture* Even if I always bring so much rum from my journeys!
I... I am so sorry. 
I didn't realize. Please, forgive me. I will do better, I swear!
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:22
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I... I am so sorry.
Sorry, but you might know that women are complicated. Don't you dare change your behaviour now. It would feel like alms now. Just keep in mind, you ruined my mental status. *cries*
*runs to hb*
Baby, I've got more issues now!
Come here!
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:23
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*Understanding smacks Roly like a sledgehammer* That's why you were upset?! Love to hug ya, babe, of course! But see here's the thing... I don't worry about you like the others if you're not around for a smidge because I know if there is one of the girlie horde that can take care of herself, it's the badass Dread Pirate Rivaini. I am sorry you might have thought anything else!! Hug inbound!
Oh, don't worry, Iron Roy. You didn't think I'd leave The Will hanging without brownines, did you? *Nods to Cabot, who reaches under his bar and pulls out the secret stash of brownies reserved for The Will* Rank, it has privileges.
*Approves of and repeats ritual* That's... that's amazingly soothing!
Wot.
Are you saying I can't handle myself or some **** and that's why you pined for me like some pathetic schoolgirl when I got banned!?
I'm the demonic motherfucker.. I don't need people worrying about my welfare, thanks.
Oh wait.
I see what you're doing here...
You read that one book I wrote "HB's guide to picking up chicks"
Rule no. 76: When you **** a woman off, make up some BS story that appeals to their ego and confidence.
Good job buddy!!
Ahh do those brownies have elfroot in them?
If so.. I'm spewing if they've all been eaten.
If not well... don't care.
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:23
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Got a gift for you ladies as you head out into the world today. Hopefully it'll put y'all in a right good frame of mind...
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#6636
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:25
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Sorry, but you might know that women are complicated. Don't you dare change your behaviour now. It would feel like alms now. Just keep in mind, you ruined my mental status. *cries*
*runs to hb*
Baby, I've got more issues now!
Come here!
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There, there.
Come here, my lady.
I'm the cat, if you must know...
(While that arse is hypnotising.. can we not do the glitter thing?)
Oh.. and wtf is an "alms"? 
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:25
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Wot.
Are you saying I can't handle myself or some **** and that's why you pined for me like some pathetic schoolgirl when I got banned!?
I'm the demonic motherfucker.. I don't need people worrying about my welfare, thanks.
Oh wait.
I see what you're doing here...
You read that one book I wrote "HB's guide to picking up chicks"
Rule no. 76: When you **** a woman off, make up some BS story that appeals to their ego and confidence.
Good job buddy!!
Ahh do those brownies have elfroot in them?
If so.. I'm spewing if they've all been eaten.
If not well... don't care.
Muahaha, did we just womanize him together? That's hot!
And it's evidence that he is a guy after all. BG must at least have some little voly-balls.
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:26
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Sorry, but you might know that women are complicated. Don't you dare change your behaviour now. It would feel like alms now. Just keep in mind, you ruined my mental status. *cries*
*runs to hb*
Baby, I've got more issues now!
Come here!
Wot.
Are you saying I can't handle myself or some **** and that's why you pined for me like some pathetic schoolgirl when I got banned!?
I'm the demonic motherfucker.. I don't need people worrying about my welfare, thanks.
Oh wait.
I see what you're doing here...
You read that one book I wrote "HB's guide to picking up chicks"
Rule no. 76: When you **** a woman off, make up some BS story that appeals to their ego and confidence.
Good job buddy!!
Ahh do those brownies have elfroot in them?
If so.. I'm spewing if they've all been eaten.
If not well... don't care.
Well, *bleep* *just goes and hides in corner until he figures out wtf to do now...*
*sips some sarsaparilla*
Btw, sorry, but no elfroot. Didn't know that was a thing.
*makes mental note to add elfroot to brownies next time...*
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:27
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There, there.
Come here, my lady.
I'm the cat, if you must know...
(While that arse is hypnotising.. can we not do the glitter thing?)
Oh.. and wtf is an "alms"?
You... wanna lick my ear? O.o
Sorry, wasn't able to get a nice ass-slap gif without glitter. But can deal with that
Ehm... blame dict.cc!
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:30
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Got a gift for you ladies as you head out into the world today. Hopefully it'll put y'all in a right good frame of mind...
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Mate.. while that was appreciated, you risked starting another ****** slumber party.
HB says NO.
Muahaha, did we just womanized him together? That's hot!
And it's evidence that he is a guy after all. BG must at least have some little voly-balls.
I'm still unsure about that... I mean, that masterwork sexy nurse armour clings to his curves so well...
Well, *bleep* *just goes and hides in corner until he figures out wtf to do now...*
*sips some sarsaparilla*
Btw, sorry, but no elfroot. Didn't know that was a thing.
*makes mental note to add elfroot to brownies next time...*
You're daft, yeah?
Paragon puts them in her cookies all the time, to chemically alter us. (more so than usual)
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:32
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You... wanna lick my ear? O.o
Sorry, wasn't able to get a nice ass-slap gif without glitter. But can deal with that
Ehm... blame dict.cc!
Yeah?
It's very sensual.. the wimminz love it.
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:38
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Mate.. while that was appreciated, you risked starting another ****** slumber party.
HBMotor Finance Wizard saysNOYES.
F.I.F.Y.
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:38
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Yeah?
It's very sensual.. the wimminz love it.
I don't. And if you want to answer with 'if you don't then just because no one did it the right way', I'm gonna shove a dick in your face 
I'm still unsure about that... I mean, that masterwork sexy nurse armour clings to his curves so well...
Hmmmm... yeah... that armour really is an upgrade. I want a ME mod for that.
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:39
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*Roly mutters into his mug...*
Four friggin' decades and I still don't know how to do right by the ladies. Ugh.
*Slams back his mead and shoves the mug to Cabot for a refill*
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:42
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Four friggin' decades and I still don't know how to do right by the ladies. Ugh.
bhsup, my lad...
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:43
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F.I.F.Y.
Motor Finance Wizard?
Is that some sex toy weapon found during Drinkquisition romance quests?
(Kidding, I know what you're on about.)
I don't. And if you want to answer with 'if you don't then just because no one did it the right way', I'm gonna shove a dick in your face
Hmmmm... yeah... that armour really is an upgrade. I want a ME mod for that.
What if I say, "I've never had complaints." What then?
Fine, I will keep my tongue away from your ear.. and focus its attention in.. other places.
*Roly mutters into his mug...*
Four friggin' decades and I still don't know how to do right by the ladies. Ugh.
*Slams back his mead and shoves the mug to Cabot for a refill*
Just read my damn book, mate. You'll have a shlong-lovin Samantha Fox in no time.
Anyway.. I'm pre-empting a ban. I caved into my animal instincts. So if I'm not around.. don't panic. Don't cry. Don't suicide.. I will return.
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:49
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What if I say, "I've never had complaints."
Then I'd say 'you already told me that. More than once'
And off she goes... hrhr. Brave brave ban-free HB.
Be sure to get a free BG hug as soon as you return
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 12:51
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Then I'd say 'you already told me that. More than once'
And off she goes... hrhr. Brave brave ban-free HB.
Be sure to get a free BG hug as soon as you return
Against my true nature I edited the post and made it a little more.. diplomatic.
Kill me?
Pfft. I only want a hug from you.. and that's so I can grope you. Besides, his obsessive whining about me not being around is enough.
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 01:28
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Against my true nature I edited the post and made it a little more.. diplomatic.
Kill me?
Pfft. I only want a hug from you.. and that's so I can grope you. Besides, his obsessive whining about me not being around is enough.
You did what? Ugh!
Pah, at least you get some whining. I get nothing! Just a cold little sexy-volus-nurse shoulder
Yeah, a grope hug!
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 01:30
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*Roly's good buddy, Verana the Necromancer, comes striding into Cabot's, spots her friend, and sits down at the bar*
V: Hey, Roly. What's up?
R: Ugh, get away from me. Bloody women...
V: Ah...
R: Don't "Ah" me, you sound like a wyvern.
V: *chuckles* Okay, okay, but let's do something about that mood.
R: Yeah, I am. *slams back his mug*
V: No, no. Let's go kill some Venatori. Squealing Vints always perks you up.
R: Yeah, yeah... okay, let's do it!
*Verana picks Roly up and settles him in between her horns, then starts to walk out door, but comes up short...*
Oh, I see you folks managed to whack your bard again. K, I'll take care of it. Gonna start charging for this pretty soon, though.
"Shhuuuuuuum. Shhuuuuuuuuuum. Wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh."
*Sprinkles some embrium and prophet's laurel on the goo*
"Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh"
ARISE, MARYDEN!
*Verana and Roly head out for some fun slaughter*
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