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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#6651
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 01:37

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You did what? Ugh!

 

Pah, at least you get some whining. I get nothing! Just a cold little sexy-volus-nurse shoulder ;)

 

Yeah, a grope hug!

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Damn, those sexy kitten stockings are really breaking some hearts...

 

 

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*Roly's good buddy, Verana the Necromancer, comes striding into Cabot's, spots her friend, and sits down at the bar*

 

V: Hey, Roly.  What's up?

R: Ugh, get away from me.  Bloody women...

V: Ah...

R:  Don't "Ah" me, you sound like a wyvern.

V: *chuckles*  Okay, okay, but let's do something about that mood. 

R: Yeah, I am.  *slams back his mug*

V: No, no. Let's go kill some Venatori.  Squealing Vints always perks you up.

R: Yeah, yeah... okay, let's do it!

 

*Verana picks Roly up and settles him in between her horns, then starts to walk out door, but comes up short...*

 

Oh, I see you folks managed to whack your bard again.  K, I'll take care of it.  Gonna start charging for this pretty soon, though.

"Shhuuuuuuum.  Shhuuuuuuuuuum.  Wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh."
*Sprinkles some embrium and prophet's laurel on the goo*
"Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh"

ARISE, MARYDEN!

 

*Verana and Roly head out for some fun slaughter*

 

...

...

 

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WHY!?

 

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Well... I suppose it could be worse. I heard a rumour that Mother "ducklips" Giselle was gonna get hired to take her place...

 

You're a fool, Voly. Resurrecting MaryDen means resurrecting the OBB.. which means you'll have to start being a father now. That masterwork nurse armour isn't making a very good impression. ;) Be responsible FFS.. but ask somebody else. I'm only an expert with picking up chicks.


#6652
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 01:38

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P.S how did you get the armour for that Qunari what's her face?


#6653
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 01:43

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Oh man... IIRC it's sturdy (something) mail?  I really like it.  For one thing it isn't a long coat that hides her fine, um... well anyway, I like it.


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 01:44

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Oh man... IIRC it's sturdy (something) mail?  I really like it.  For one thing it isn't a long coat that hides her fine, um... well anyway, I like it.

 

Yes, but WHERE did you find it!?!?


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 01:48

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Man, I really don't remember :(  If I am right, and it is sturdy apprentice mail, DA wikia says that schematic is just random loot.

 

http://dragonage.wik...tic#Light_armor


#6656
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 01:59

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Man, I really don't remember :(  If I am right, and it is sturdy apprentice mail, DA wikia says that schematic is just random loot.

 

http://dragonage.wik...tic#Light_armor

 

LOL I was too impatient.. I was on the wikia before you replied.

 

But cheers anyway.

 

*Hears a splat sound, looks up and sees the OBB come sliding into the bar, leaving behind a trail of.. questionable matter*

 

Oh crap, this is no place for children!!!

 

MaryDen. Get off your lazy arse and be a mother.


#6657
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 02:37

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Damn, those sexy kitten stockings are really breaking some hearts...

 

So you prefer furry legs?

 

*hides behind cabot even though she still has no idea what obb is*


#6658
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 02:56

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So you prefer furry legs?

 

*hides behind cabot even though she still has no idea what obb is*

 

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Yeah baby!!!!!

 

;)

 

Seriously?

 

OBB = Old Blob Baby

 

One night, Voly got really drink and was taken advantage of by MaryDen, which resulted in:

 

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#6659
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:07

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^ That's kinda what my legs look like rn, since I haven't bothered to shave since last summer.

 

That fish is also my spirit animal.

 

 

And sorry for interrupting, but I've been drinking so I hope I can be excused...  :unsure:


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#6660
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:07

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3710703302_polls_hairy_legs_3316_225798_

 

Yeah baby!!!!!

 

;)

 

Seriously?

 

OBB = Old Blob Baby

 

One night, Voly got really drink and was taken advantage of by MaryDen, which resulted in:

 

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WAHA, now I know why I missed that one *stares*stares*panics but can't move*

 

And ehm... sorry, but I guess I'm really not your type of woman :P


#6661
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:10

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^ That's kinda what my legs look like rn, since I haven't bothered to shave since last summer.

 

That fish is also my spirit animal.

 

 

And sorry for interrupting, but I've been drinking so I hope I can be excused...  :unsure:

 

Of course not. You are very welcome here!!

 

I must warn you though.. we're a bit loonie.

 

 

WAHA, now I know why I missed that one *stares*stares*panics but can't move*

 

And ehm... sorry, but I guess I'm really not your type of woman :P

 

Don't be mean to the OBB.. and he's really not that scary. Plus, he looks just like his daddy, don't you think?

 

****** please, I don't discriminate. I like it smooth... or bushy. ;)


#6662
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:19

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Of course not. You are very welcome here!!

 

I must warn you though.. we're a bit loonie.

 

 

 

Don't be mean to the OBB.. and he's really not that scary. Plus, he looks just like his daddy, don't you think?

 

****** please, I don't discriminate. I like it smooth... or bushy. ;)

 

Thank you, I'm not all that sane myself, and whatever I can't deal with, I pretend doesn't exist, so all is well.  ;)

 

I should probably be using this lazy Saturday afternoon for catching up with my gaming, but instead I'm here and on youtube, polishing off a bottle of some horrid plum wine.

 

Feels good man!  :P


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:28

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Thank you, I'm not all that sane myself, and whatever I can't deal with, I pretend doesn't exist, so all is well.  ;)

 

I should probably be using this lazy Saturday afternoon for catching up with my gaming, but instead I'm here and on youtube, polishing off a bottle of some horrid plum wine.

 

Feels good man!  :P

 

You'll do just fine then.. ;)

 

Plum wine?

 

Really?

 

Oh man.. horrid indeed. :lol:


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#6664
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:33

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Welcome, loonie :)

Or: Other loonie. Whatever.

 

HB, you're desperate, aren't you? :P

 

*kicks the obb that it lands on cabot's head*

Hm... doesn't look that different.


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#6665
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:35

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You'll do just fine then.. ;)

 

Plum wine?

 

Really?

 

Oh man.. horrid indeed. :lol:

 

I've been bored with my usual drinks of choice, so I'm trying out all the weird stuff.  :P

It was just there, on the shelf, so I bought it. Just like the kosher pomegranate wine before. You'd think I'd learn my lesson... 

 

To be honest they don't taste all that bad... Revoltingly sweet though. But I come from a land of people who pride themselves on their ability to drink anything.  ;)


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:43

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Welcome, loonie :)

Or: Other loonie. Whatever.

 

HB, you're desperate, aren't you? :P

 

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To which are you referring to, exactly?

 

Are you implying that I'm hitting on our latest guest (which I am not) or are you talking about the fact that I don't really give a toss whether you're hairy or not?

 

Cause if it's the latter.. It's not desperation. I just have.. alternative preferences. ;)

 

 

I've been bored with my usual drinks of choice, so I'm trying out all the weird stuff.  :P

It was just there, on the shelf, so I bought it. Just like the kosher pomegranate wine before. You'd think I'd learn my lesson... 

 

To be honest they don't taste all that bad... Revoltingly sweet though. But I come from a land of people who pride themselves on their ability to drink anything.  ;)

 

I can't stand any wine it makes me :sick:

 

Let me guess...

 

Ireland?

Germany?


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:47

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I've been bored with my usual drinks of choice, so I'm trying out all the weird stuff.  :P

It was just there, on the shelf, so I bought it. Just like the kosher pomegranate wine before. You'd think I'd learn my lesson... 

 

To be honest they don't taste all that bad... Revoltingly sweet though. But I come from a land of people who pride themselves on their ability to drink anything.  ;)

What is the your usual drink of choice?

 

 

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To which are you referring to, exactly?

 

Are you implying that I'm hitting on our latest guest (which I am not) or are you talking about the fact that I don't really give a toss whether you're hairy or not?

 

Cause if it's the latter.. It's not desperation. I just have.. alternative preferences. ;)

 

 

 

I can't stand any wine it makes me :sick:

 

Let me guess...

 

Ireland?

Germany?

The latter... but you need to know when it comes to this, I'm a sexist. Female legs need to be smooth... I don't care about the rest. Okay, as long as there is no place to hide a beaver family.

 

Ah, wine. Same here. And beer.

Pft, germans don't drink anything.

I would guess he/she's russian :P


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:51

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Yep. That's me, baby. Took you a while ;)

 

Oh... and I'd say: Right now! Go on and dominate someone :D

I was going to type something along those lines. 

 

^ That's kinda what my legs look like rn, since I haven't bothered to shave since last summer.

 

That fish is also my spirit animal.

 

 

And sorry for interrupting, but I've been drinking so I hope I can be excused...  :unsure:

That is what we are here for, friend.


Did Volus really have that Necro-mage bring Maryden back!? My band was all set to debut tonight! :angry: 
Cabot, just leave the bottle.

 


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:52

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To which are you referring to, exactly?

 

Are you implying that I'm hitting on our latest guest (which I am not) or are you talking about the fact that I don't really give a toss whether you're hairy or not?

 

Cause if it's the latter.. It's not desperation. I just have.. alternative preferences. ;)

 

 

I can't stand any wine it makes me :sick:

 

Let me guess...

 

Ireland?

Germany?

 

Alas, further east... but bordering Germany, yes.

 

Psst, Poland.

 

I like dry red wine well enough, it's the sweet stuff that's bad for me... But being from where I am, I can account I will be fine come morning. Generations of breeding, I suppose.  ;)


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:53

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What is the your usual drink of choice?

 

 

The latter... but you need to know when it comes to this, I'm a sexist. Female legs need to be smooth... I don't care about the rest. Okay, as long as there is no place to hide a beaver family.

 

Ah, wine. Same here. And beer.

Pft, germans don't drink anything.

I would guess he/she's russian :P

 

Oh FFS you people are so easy to troll.

 

I DON'T LIKE HAIRY LEGS.

 

OR HAIRY ARMPITS.

 

Downstairs region.. is okay. Just so long as it isn't like

 

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Or like you said, beaver family LOL. And doesn't smell like rotten fish...

 

*Coughs*

 

Anyway.

 

Don't you Germans have some beer festival or some ****?

 

You always came across like heavy drinkers.


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:56

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I was going to type something along those lines. 

 

That is what we are here for, friend.


Did Volus really have that Necro-mage bring Maryden back!? My band was all set to debut tonight! :angry: 
Cabot, just leave the bottle.

 

 

IR!!

 

Yes. I think this is some sort of revenge cause Rivaini and I ganged up on him...

 

 

Alas, further east... but bordering Germany, yes.

 

Psst, Poland.

 

I like dry red wine well enough, it's the sweet stuff that's bad for me... But being from where I am, I can account I will be fine come morning. Generations of breeding, I suppose.  ;)

 

Oh!!

 

Plus one for me. I was close. :lol:

 

 

Dry red wine... tastes like... something. :blink: I can't think of what it is right now.


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 03:59

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Sneaked in I know. *drink*
Revenge? So he puts my entire crew out of a gig....*drink* 


#6673
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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 04:00

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I love the smell of "you dirty BW apologist" in the morning.


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 04:02

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Sneaked in I know. *drink*
Revenge? So he puts my entire crew out of a gig....*drink* 

 

Yep. I am convinced that he is a woman, with that selfish spite.

 

He got jealous when Rivaini came running back to me, bragging about her new issues.


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Posté 21 mars 2015 - 04:03

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What is the your usual drink of choice?

 

 

The latter... but you need to know when it comes to this, I'm a sexist. Female legs need to be smooth... I don't care about the rest. Okay, as long as there is no place to hide a beaver family.

 

Ah, wine. Same here. And beer.

Pft, germans don't drink anything.

I would guess he/she's russian :P

 

Dry red wine, as I mentioned in a previous post. Bitter enough to keep me from gulping the entire bottle in minutes.

 

As for the leg fur... I wouldn't be caught dead showing it in public (nothing wrong with that, just personal preference inhibitions, I'm afraid) but there's nobody to see it atm, and the weather is cold, so pants it is.

 

And yeah, I'm Eastern European, certainly, hence the tolerance.  ;)  Not russian, but close.


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