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Oh FFS you people are so easy to troll.

 

I DON'T LIKE HAIRY LEGS.

 

OR HAIRY ARMPITS.

 

Downstairs region.. is okay. Just so long as it isn't like

 

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Or like you said, beaver family LOL. And doesn't smell like rotten fish...

 

*Coughs*

 

Anyway.

 

Don't you Germans have some beer festival or some ****?

 

You always came across like heavy drinkers.

Mah, and now you're boring again. Can't say the same about armpits, cause I love Amanda Palmer :P

 

Well, yeah, Oktoberfest. Lots of beer. As I said I'm atypical ;) Also I'm still kinda celebrating. Tullamore Dew and Bailey's. Mainstream but the only available stuff atm :(

 

Ugh, okay sorry RatPack. Drunk and memory loss *coughs*

Okay. So it's another 'she' I suspect. Or a dude with weird habits ;)

 

Oh... and all bow down to my tavern-decorating-success:

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Oh... and all bow down to my tavern-decorating-success:

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ROFLMAO
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Gif+reply=2 drinks as soon as I can stop laughing.


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Mah, and now you're boring again. Can't say the same about armpits, cause I love Amanda Palmer :P

 

Well, yeah, Oktoberfest. Lots of beer. As I said I'm atypical ;) Also I'm still kinda celebrating. Tullamore Dew and Bailey's. Mainstream but the only available stuff atm :(

 

Ugh, okay sorry RatPack. Drunk and memory loss *coughs*

Okay. So it's another 'she' I suspect. Or a dude with weird habits ;)

 

Oh... and all bow down to my tavern-decorating-success:

Spoiler

 

So...

 

First I'm desperate if I like hairy legs...

 

And now... I'm boring, because I don't.

 

Women!!! :rolleyes:

 

Ahh yes, Oktoberfest. That's the one I was thinking of.. but couldn't quite recall.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Poor Cabot.. MaryDen should really be keeping an eye on her brat. Especially since Daddy isn't around atm...


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Mah, and now you're boring again. Can't say the same about armpits, cause I love Amanda Palmer :P

 

Well, yeah, Oktoberfest. Lots of beer. As I said I'm atypical ;) Also I'm still kinda celebrating. Tullamore Dew and Bailey's. Mainstream but the only available stuff atm :(

 

Ugh, okay sorry RatPack. Drunk and memory loss *coughs*

Okay. So it's another 'she' I suspect. Or a dude with weird habits ;)

 

Oh... and all bow down to my tavern-decorating-success:

 

 

Nuh-huh, I think my drunken post came after yours, Your memory was still fine, at the time at least..  ;)

I think I have to go get more booze now, I'm almost out and I can still type fairly coherently... in a foreign language, too! (pls someone correct me if I'm very wrong about this...)



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So...

 

First I'm desperate if I like hairy legs...

 

And now... I'm boring, because I don't.

 

Women!!! :rolleyes:

 

Ahh yes, Oktoberfest. That's the one I was thinking of.. but couldn't quite recall.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Poor Cabot.. MaryDen should really be keeping an eye on her brat. Especially since Daddy isn't around atm...

Nah, you're boring for not liking the rest.

But yeah, women. And it's not my fault that you're made to love them. Well, not all of them, I guess, but... eh... yeah. Whatever.

 

And I think Cabot looks happier now. Maybe the OBB eats up his brain, or takes over... or... stuff.

 

Nuh-huh, I think my drunken post came after yours, Your memory was still fine, at the time at least..  ;)

I think I have to go get more booze now, I'm almost out and I can still type fairly coherently... in a foreign language, too! (pls someone correct me if I'm very wrong about this...)

You're my typing hero. Not that anyone would notice, because no one here can actually write correctly.

Maybe Iron Roy but who am I to say that... ;)


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Nuh-huh, I think my drunken post came after yours, Your memory was still fine, at the time at least..  ;)

I think I have to go get more booze now, I'm almost out and I can still type fairly coherently... in a foreign language, too! (pls someone correct me if I'm very wrong about this...)

 

 

*Pats you on the back*

 

You are doing well, bro.

 

I'm jealous of you foreign speaking people.. you can get drunk and type English to a fine art.. or at the very least, make sense.

 

My memory is that poor I can't learn any other languages.. plus I'm lazy in the academic department. And arrogant. So.. yeah.

 

 

Nah, you're boring for not liking the rest.

But yeah, women. And it's not my fault that you're made to love them. Well, not all of them, I guess, but... eh... yeah. Whatever.

 

And I think Cabot looks happier now. Maybe the OBB eats up his brain, or takes over... or... stuff.

 

You're my typing hero. Not that anyone would notice, because no one here can actually write correctly.

Maybe Iron Roy but who am I to say that... ;)

 

You're boring cause... it's natural for you!!

 

Whoa, pun was NOT intended there...

 

But the burn was.

 

OBB posession!?

 

Meh IR communicates in GIFs.. she doesn't need to type correctly.


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*kicks the obb that it lands on cabot's head*

Hm... doesn't look that different.

*Roly greatly approves*

 

Did Volus really have that Necro-mage bring Maryden back!? My band was all set to debut tonight! :angry: 
Cabot, just leave the bottle.

I didn't -have- her do it.  She just did it of her own volition.  Elven Glory can still play tonight, that's no thing at all.  Besides, look, MaryDen still isn't fully recuperated yet from her reanimation experience.

 

Yep. I am convinced that he is a woman, with that selfish spite.

*Argh*  Okay, I'm normally not one for open exposure like this, but I gotta nip this here and now!

 

*Roly undoes his mastercraft nurses outfit, pulls out his all natural 100% volun member, and whacks Badonkadonk hard across the chins with it a few times*

 

Women!!! :rolleyes:

See?!  You shoulda gone Vint hunting with Verana and me. 

 

Oh, and welcome, Rat Pack!  Sincerest apologies for that little incident with Badonkadonk... hope you don't think the less of me for it.

 

*Orders a sarsaparilla to wet his whistle and settles in at the bar*



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*Roly greatly approves*

 

I didn't -have- her do it.  She just did it of her own volition.  Elven Glory can still play tonight, that's no thing at all.  Besides, look, MaryDen still isn't fully recuperated yet from her reanimation experience.

 

*Argh*  Okay, I'm normally not one for open exposure like this, but I gotta nip this here and now!

 

*Roly undoes his mastercraft nurses outfit, pulls out his all natural 100% volun member, and whacks Badonkadonk hard across the chins with it a few times*

 

See?!  You shoulda gone Vint hunting with Verana and me. 

 

Oh, and welcome, Rat Pack!  Sincerest apologies for that little incident with Badonkadonk... hope you don't think the less of me for it.

 

*Orders a sarsaparilla to wet his whistle and settles in at the bar*

 

EW PENIS COOTIES

 

(Seriously, don't do that again)

 

;)

 

Meh. Vint hunting is boring... I like prefer the Templars. They always try to stop me from playing with my victims.



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You're boring cause... it's natural for you!!

 

Whoa, pun was NOT intended there...

 

But the burn was.

 

OBB posession!?

 

Meh IR communicates in GIFs.. she doesn't need to type correctly.

Pft, I'd never say I wasn't boring. I turned boredom into an art form.

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Eh, penis? Where? Who? What? Again?



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EW PENIS COOTIES

 

(Seriously, don't do that again)

 

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Don't make me...

 

*first the vinegar, and now the sugar to let her know she's still, and will always be, his one and only DONK*

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Pft, I'd never say I wasn't boring. I turned boredom into an art form.

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Eh, penis? Where? Who? What? Again?

 

I gave you penis last night ;)
then you threatened to report me.. ungrateful ******.

 

 

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Don't make me...

 

*first the vinegar, and now the sugar to let her know she's still, and will always be, his one and only DONK*

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Okay... as much as I like motorboating.. the chick on the receiving end.. keeps pulling this face I wanna punch.

 

Thank **** for spoilers..



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Yeah well... *hands Badonkadonk a bag*

 

*sips his sarsaparilla*



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I gave you penis last night ;)
then you threatened to report me.. ungrateful ******.

I never wanted that penis! Besides, I was pissed I was only an afterthought ;)



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Meh IR communicates in GIFs.. she doesn't need to type correctly.

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I definitely can.:lol: In fact, a friend and I had an entire conversation using GIFs yesterday. It was a gif battle and I won.

 

*Roly greatly approves*

 

I didn't -have- her do it.  She just did it of her own volition.  Elven Glory can still play tonight, that's no thing at all.  Besides, look, MaryDen still isn't fully recuperated yet from her reanimation experience.

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I definitely can. :lol: In fact, a friend and I had an entire conversation using GIFs yesterday. It was a gif battle and I won.

 

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*Roly greatly approves*

 

I didn't -have- her do it.  She just did it of her own volition.  Elven Glory can still play tonight, that's no thing at all.  Besides, look, MaryDen still isn't fully recuperated yet from her reanimation experience.

 

*Argh*  Okay, I'm normally not one for open exposure like this, but I gotta nip this here and now!

 

*Roly undoes his mastercraft nurses outfit, pulls out his all natural 100% volun member, and whacks Badonkadonk hard across the chins with it a few times*

 

See?!  You shoulda gone Vint hunting with Verana and me. 

 

Oh, and welcome, Rat Pack!  Sincerest apologies for that little incident with Badonkadonk... hope you don't think the less of me for it.

 

*Orders a sarsaparilla to wet his whistle and settles in at the bar*

 

Das cool, Rat is too drunk at this point to to think anyway.

 

Lies, Rat is perfectly capable of enjoying such shenanigans while entirely sober, rare as that is...


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Yeah well... *hands Badonkadonk a bag*

 

*sips his sarsaparilla*

 

Who needs a bag when we have....

 

MaryDen!?

 

 

I never wanted that penis! Besides, I was pissed I was only an afterthought ;)

 

LMAO.

 

Consider yourself lucky I thought of you in the first place... IR didn't appreciate Andraste's Phallus, so I had to make it up to her by posting a Solas nudie.. and since you wet your knickers over Solas too, I thought I'd show you as well.

 

See... I'm a real charmer.



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*walks in, contentedly patting her belly*

*notices Blob-Cabot*

 

Oh... and all bow down to my tavern-decorating-success:

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<_<

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Volus, I need to make a confession: I'm hate you a little bit right now.

And, Cabot? As long as that thing with you, I'll serve my drinks myself, thank you very much.
*takes unopened bottle and goes to her secluded corner of the bar*

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LMAO Voly you're not very popular with the ladies today...


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It was a close battle! This particular friend of mine is very good at communicating with gifs and we battle all the time. *drink*

Dame, I'll see to Cabot about his....head ware....If I can stop laughing every time I look at him.


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LMAO Voly you're not very popular with the ladies today...

 

Dame, I'll see to Cabot about his....head ware....If I can stop laughing every time I look at him.

 

Well, the damage is done... But this tandem is unsettling...

*hears faltering strumming*

 

..oh, MaryDen here too! 

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*drinks from a bottle*


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It was a close battle! This particular friend of mine is very good at communicating with gifs and we battle all the time. *drink*

Dame, I'll see to Cabot about his....head ware....If I can stop laughing every time I look at him.

 

What's the game called?

 

GIF Fighter?


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Consider yourself lucky I thought of you in the first place... IR didn't appreciate Andraste's Phallus, so I had to make it up to her by posting a Solas nudie.. and since you wet your knickers over Solas too, I thought I'd show you as well.

 

See... I'm a real charmer.

Lucky me.

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Besides, I don't like him that flat breasted. Slender, okay, but that? And with that dick he should have some balance problems.

 

So, the Rat lied to us. That's mean considered we are such a nice bund of people.

 

Oh, does this mean we join our forces and fight the biotic god, who thinks things and they *looks at cabot's head* happen?



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What's the game called?

 

GIF Fighter?

 

It's a battle of wits!

 

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Well, the damage is done... But this tandem is unsettling...

*hears faltering strumming*

 

..oh, MaryDen here too! 

FFgxaPs.gif

 

*drinks from a bottle*

WAIT, WHAT!? I was told she still needed to recuperate before she started playing again. So much for that debut.

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What's the game called?

 

GIF Fighter?

Ha ha so funny.

The Dame knows:

It's a battle of wits!

 

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