I thought DQ already showed you that age doesn't have anything to do with acting mature. Did we teach you nothing, Poodle?
Yeah. WTF have I been doing here for the last nine months that you haven't figured that out, Poods?
*Sigh* I publicly embarrased myself again. That's a bottle *drink*
Unless it involves drunkenly running around town square wearing nothing but a lady's (so basically way too small for me) pink terrycloth bathrobe, I have you beat, so don't sweat it.
*Proudly drinks like he's 18 again*
I wish Nyreen could have survived so that my male Shep could get some turian love. 
While I suppose your right to push your Turian romance agenda, you should know you'll get no competition from me if that comes to pass. I don't find them attractive in the least. Just too darned alien.
*Drinks and dreams of Druffy*
*checks out Ash's unconscious body*
Yeah, she's fine. Just needs a ...
*pulls out a potion*
...little pick me up.
*gives potion to Ash, then sends some apple cider in there as a follow-up*
She'll wake up in a short while...
You should know that I mentally punched the **** out of you before reading the rest of your post.
Nope. Aria can


And that's where I ran out of likes again 