No one kills my Poodle. Punishment is alright. As long as I can watch and may give suggestions. But no killing here.
He's likely to die...
Come to think of it: Poodle, wretch out Dave!
I'm sure Dienne can... eh... fix this.
No one kills my Poodle. Punishment is alright. As long as I can watch and may give suggestions. But no killing here.
He's likely to die...
Hiya Serza my buddy ole pal.
You... you don't hate me, right...
You... you don't hate me, right...
No why would I? ![]()
Well, hello there, Horny...
Hi, Serza! ![]()
*Dave yawns from his seat and looks around for 'his 'friend' Poodle .... seeing nothing he shrugs and settles down for a nap. Suddenly he springs awake, where is Raven? She put on a little bunny suit and cavorted off into the Frostback Mountains for a little zoophilia (sp?) fun. Eh, it'll turn out OK.*
You are very good at luring in potential customers, Lusty.. One PENISTM kit, please. ![]()
Wait... what? I wear a bunny costume?
Great, now I'm confused, too.
EDIT: Waaaaah, Poodle! SPIT! ME! OUT!
Sure we Master Threaders will endure. Not that long and we're one year old.
Huh? *notices Dave is sitting, unscathed, in the tavern* Crap. Sorry. *pulls Rivaini out from his gullet* I'm so... whoa... you look so... sexy in that costume. *wipes away the remaining saliva and stares back at you, enamoured.* ![]()
I passed 15K posts and didn't even notice! Missing half a stache is really disconcerting!
*panically checkes for half-stache* Phew! I would have opened your gut if you took my trophy!Huh? *notices Dave is sitting, unscathed, in the tavern* Crap. Sorry. *pulls Rivaini out from his gullet* I'm so... whoa... you look so... sexy in that costume. *wipes away the remaining saliva and stares back at you, enamoured.*
Well nighty night for Foley. *he crawls up into the cockpit of his X-Wing, curls up, and goes to bed*
*panically checkes for half-stache* Phew! I would have opened your gut if you took my trophy!
Why are you looking at me like this? O.o
*snaps out off it* I... I... uh... heh, umm, I got lost...
*hides behind his drink*
Well, a little over a year and we'll be there.
DrinkQuisition endure!
SO WE SHALL!! A few more months and we throw a wild party for the first anniversay.
I passed 15K posts and didn't even notice! Missing half a stache is really disconcerting!
There goes your chance of getting laid today. No backbone*snaps out off it* I... I... uh... heh, umm, I got lost...
*hides behind his drink*
You know how much I platonically love you, aye?
But this is my absolute DQ masterpiece to this moment.
And a lot of congrats!
I so platonically love you back.
There goes your chance of getting laid today. No backbone
*finishes his drink*

Heh, I'm sorry. I didn't think getting into your pants was such a good idea after almost eating you... unless. Wait. Are you into that sort of thing? ![]()
Edit:
https://en.wikipedia...ki/Vorarephilia For clarification.
No why would I?
...errr... reasons...
Hiya Serza my buddy ole pal.
Can I like this more than once?
I so platonically love you back.
Screw vorapehilia, eating sounded good*finishes his drink*
Heh, I'm sorry. I didn't think getting into your pants was such a good idea after almost eating you... unless. Wait. Are you into that sort of thing?
Edit:
https://en.wikipedia...ki/Vorarephilia For clarification.
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Screw vorapehilia, eating sounded good
If you're hungry, I can cook us up some food, or we can order... or whatever. Your choice. ![]()
Hey Guys, What's up?
There goes your chance of getting laid today. No backbone
*finishes his drink*
*snip*
Heh, I'm sorry. I didn't think getting into your pants was such a good idea after almost eating you... unless. Wait. Are you into that sort of thing?
Edit: https://en.wikipedia...ki/Vorarephilia For clarification.
Screw vorapehilia, eating sounded good
If you're hungry, I can cook us up some food, or we can order... or whatever. Your choice.
Poodle, you so don't get women. Lol.
Sometimes a woman just wants to be grabbed and kissed roughly for no other reason besides you finding her incredibly sexy.
Huh. Does anyone watch that upload I did...? ![]()
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Win what?
Hey Guys, What's up?
Poodle, you so don't get women. Lol.
Sometimes a woman just wants to be grabbed and kissed roughly for no other reason besides you finding her incredibly sexy.
Not that it's too much of news, but... I'll have to remember that.
Poodle, you so don't get women. Lol.
Sometimes a woman just wants to be grabbed and kissed roughly for no other reason besides you finding her incredibly sexy.
Like you and Donk on the bar, in front of everyone?
I could do that... *thinks to himself and nods slightly* Yeah. *shrugs* What's the worst that could happen? ![]()
I so love to hate you.I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you're hungry, I can cook us up some food, or we can order... or whatever. Your choice.
Thanks, beloved Twilight.Hey Guys, What's up?
Poodle, you so don't get women. Lol.
Sometimes a woman just wants to be grabbed and kissed roughly for no other reason besides you finding her incredibly sexy.
You know that I can hear / read that, right?Like you and Donk on the bar, in front of everyone?
I could do that... *thinks to himself and nods slightly* Yeah. *shrugs* What's the worst that could happen?
The important thing is I know and so does Rivaini.
ToP: "Thank you for the totally awkward conversation, Cassandra. Thanks for dredging up old feels."
Barefaced, but still beautiful...