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#67301
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That said, I'm going to hit the bunk. Midnight approacheth! (Probably spelling, but that spelling is ancient as far as I'm concerned.)



#67302
Tragedienne of Heavens

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I agree. A Mage and a Rogue versus a Dragon?

 

Bah!

 

There should be at least TEN of his kind. We just weren't armed at the moment.

Not being us against the dragon, but the dragon surprise-attacking and destroying the harbor facilities, letting Lynroy in to throw the poor defenseless tea.

 

And goodnight.


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#67303
Beren Von Ostwick

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*Beren just begins to dig into his dinner as a courier appears*

 

C:  Ser Beren, we have your expedited shipment.  *Points to a couple of burly laborer types carrying some mysterious crates*

B:  Ah, perfect!  Take them to the bottom of the ladder to Miss T's lair.  For your own safety, do not go further than two feet from ladder.

C:  Uh, what?

B:  Oh, relax, you'll be fine.  Well, probably.  Just shimmy down, drop off the boxes, come back.

C:  But she'll need to sign for them!

B:  I'll take care of that.  They were, after all, my order.

C:  But the recipient shou...

B:  Look, trust me, let me sign.  If you wander around down there, I cannot be sure you'll ever make it back up.

C:  Yeah, yeah okay, you sign.

 

*The courier and laborers quickly descend into mystery.  They come flying back up screaming and run out of the tavern, never to be seen again*

 

Spoiler

 

ETA:  Goodnight, Miss T!  May you have dreams of happiness this time.

ETA2:  Oh, it was Serza that's going to bed!  Goodnight, Serza!  STOP KILLING RECRUITS! ;)


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#67304
Tragedienne of Heavens

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Yaaaaay! you're the bestest, Ber :D *hugs*

 

Goodnight all  <3 / uOK4J0F.gif

 

ETA: Yeah, but I was leaving too :P



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For anyone interested, I'm twitching some Bloodborne now.

http://www.twitch.tv/duelist_666/

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MilesUpShore

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Serza you crazy Czech don't log out before I can tell you to keep your chin up!
Anyway, here, if you'll read this when you get up:
 
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Just use my sorry ass in the next mission and I'll tackle them to death with my non-existent combat skills. 
I hope you're not whiping some alien butts when I'm in the stoopid real life. 



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Gotta say I'm kinda glad no-one watched my twitch. It was bad. Real bad.

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Gotta say I'm kinda glad no-one watched my twitch. It was bad. Real bad.

 

I actually wanted to check it out but then I remembered I don't understand a thing about that game. :bandit:



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I actually wanted to check it out but then I remembered I don't understand a thing about that game. :bandit:


Lol, I'm actually glad you didn't. Might do a DAI one later though, probably Descent.
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Lol, I'm actually glad you didn't. Might do a DAI one later though, probably Descent.

 

Ahh, would love to watch that but timezones and all that. Go punch a Qunari for me though! 

 

Wait.... I just realized... Darkspawn... punch some Darkspawn for me... It is late here... Off to bed it is.  :ph34r:


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Beren Von Ostwick

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Ahh, would love to watch that but timezones and all that. Go punch a Qunari for me though! 

 

Wait.... I just realized... Darkspawn... punch some Darkspawn for me... It is late here... Off to bed it is.  :ph34r:

 

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#67312
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So...

 

If we get to kill Solas...

 

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Can we do this? Bioware just needs to change King of the North to Dread Wolf and no one would have to get sued, right?  :P


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#67313
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:o  And thus did ComedicSociopathy incur the eternal wrath of the DQ girlie hoard.  This, surely, will not end well for you, friend!



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So I missed folk again?


And looks like Solas has a really 'ruff' headache there....
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#67315
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:o  And thus did ComedicSociopathy incur the eternal wrath of the DQ girlie hoard.  This, surely, will not end well for you, friend!

 

Their boyfriend is planning to destroy the world and is still willing to go along with it even if that means their death as well. 

 

He's somewhat of a jerk because of that, and if Robb Stark lost his head over marrying a girl that wasn't supposed then trying to kill everyone on Thedas probably deserves a punishment as harsh as that.

 

Just saying.



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So I missed folk again?


And looks like Solas has a really 'ruff' headache there....

 

I like you. 

 

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YES! It's funnier! I couldn't stop laughing for about 15 mins after the wedding. Seriously, Cullen married that? :lol:

Hey, who are we to question love? She apparently made a blood mage very angry. But he still sees her inner beauty.

 

:huh: :lol: :D

Dies laughing.

 

Are you kidding?   We have the sharpest dress uniforms in the military services, Paragon.  Just where do you think I learned to accessorize? :D

 

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Dress blues do look awesome. And, well c'mon. It's the friggin' Marines. I had a coworker who said that while engaged to her husband, her ex showed up one day in his dress blues. She was tempted to rethink matters. :lol: They're apparently that powerful.


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I'm going to head canon Cullen is going blind in that playthrough. ^ Although, she really is a sweet gal...

 

Eat a spoon full of sugar.

 

Well I -was- going to make some grand post in support of helping Royness, but I see she's succeeded on her own already. :lol:

 

:wub:  That's my Lynroy Jenkins!

I always find a way.

 

Gotta say I'm kinda glad no-one watched my twitch. It was bad. Real bad.

Sorry, Scout. I well away in the Fade at that time.

 

:o  And thus did ComedicSociopathy incur the eternal wrath of the DQ girlie hoard.  This, surely, will not end well for you, friend!

Meh. A lot of people want to kill Solas. Doesn't do anything to me.


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#67320
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It's cool. Can't be streaming myself taking an ass kicking now, my leet status must be preserved lol.

#67321
Beren Von Ostwick

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Slow night, so what the hell, non-ToP.  Always seems to come down to blood magic, doesn't it?

 

DAI_elu_thingol_hawke_alistair_approach.


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#67322
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Random Pic Spam!

 

Kenzi's Angry Face. I think it's adorable.

Spoiler

 

Hanging out with her future girlfriend/wife

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Cute Smiling Sera

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Sera throwing Kenzi under the bus. You have no idea how much ass she had to kiss after this. Lol.

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Edit: This counts as ToP, right?

Edit 2: Beren says I owe ya one more, so here you go:

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She's trying to steal your girl, Beren  ;)


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#67323
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Hanging out with her future girlfriend/wife

 

:lol:  Half expected to see a shopped merge of Kenzi and Donk's dwarf (whose name escapes me.)

 

Technically, you didn't label any of them as being the ToP, so you owe one more.



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:lol:  Half expected to see a shopped merge of Kenzi and Donk's dwarf (whose name escapes me.)

 

Technically, you didn't label any of them as being the ToP, so you owe one more.

Haha, that would be great. Too bad I can't photoshop to save my life. 

 

And I gave you a top pic. :)


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#67325
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Alright guys, I need to get this off my chest.

From now on, if I am doing or saying something that is making anybody uncomfortable. Speak up. I'm not that scary and won't bite your head off. In fact, I am pretty reasonable. Maybe not so much outside of this thread, but you guys are different.

I got pissed yesterday. My paranoia alarm went off when StormQueen stated that "this is why nobody wants to hang out here any more." to me, it seemed like perhaps there may have been private discussions about it, or something.

Last thing I wanted to do was drive people away.

Now, if I'm that much of a dick say so now and I will f*ck off and leave this place for good. I like to think I have a little bit of dignity not to hang our in a place I'm not wanted. Otherwise, as I said, if something I'm doing is bothering you *speak up*. And I will moderate my behaviour accordingly.