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*yawns and rubs eyes* Morning, everyone.

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Yeah, me too. With the amount of sex we have, we would have a hundred kids by now. ;)

 

That would be horrifying... I mean, no offence but I'd be a terrible parent :P



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That was not amusing. I do not abuse my Dr pepper is such a fashion.

 

You don't bathe in the fizzy seed?

 

 

*yawns and rubs eyes* Morning, everyone.

 

Morning, Poodlydoodly.


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That would be horrifying... I mean, no offence but I'd be a terrible parent :P

Ha ha, none taken. I would be a terrible parent too.

 

I am so awkward with kids, it's not even funny. But for some reason kids are drawn to me. It's weird and I don't like it. Lol.


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That was not amusing. I do not abuse my Dr pepper is such a fashion.

Apologies, Royness, I meant no offense.  I just assumed everyone bathed in their favorite methods of sustenance.

 

*yawns and rubs eyes* Morning, everyone.

Heya, Poods.



#68131
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Morning, Poodlydoodly.


I see you decided to give me a couple of kids whilst I was asleep.

Well, at least they're... somewhat, normal looking.

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Honestly though, I don't mind Bioware games not being all that hard.

I have Bloodborne and the rest of the Souls series for that.

 

I haven't played Bloodborne. Is it worth getting a PS4 over?

 

I haven't a souls since Demon Souls, but I liked it. It's hard in the action sense, but I guess I'm just focusing on this tactical thing here...or whatever it is.



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Ha ha, none taken. I would be a terrible parent too.

 

I am so awkward with kids, it's not even funny. But for some reason kids are drawn to me. It's weird and I don't like it. Lol.

 

It's easy to be drawn to you ;)

 

Yeah, I suck with kids.. my ex girlfriend was crazy about them. Wanted a sperm donor and all :sick: was always offering to babysit people's kids and it was fkn annoying.

 

 

I see you decided to give me a couple of kids whilst I was asleep.

Well, at least they're... somewhat, normal looking.

 

Well you don't have the taint, and they are puppies!!


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I haven't played Bloodborne. Is it worth getting a PS4 over?

 

I haven't a souls since Demon Souls, but I liked it. It's hard in the action sense, but I guess I'm just focusing on this tactical thing here...or whatever it is.

 

You know what's worth getting a PS4?

 

Until Dawn.



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You know what's worth getting a PS4?

 

Until Dawn.

 

I never heard of it.. but it's the Little Big Planet developers?



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I never heard of it.. but it's the Little Big Planet developers?

 

Yeah, but don't let that discourage you. This game is brilliant.

 



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Yeah, but don't let that discourage you. This game is brilliant.

 

 

That doesn't discourage me at all. I loved LBP.

 

I was a big PS fan for years, but they pissed me off when credit cards got stolen awhile back. So I ended up just playing 360 and Xbox. I kind of want a PS4 now.. I'm ready to forgive.



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Well you don't have the taint, and they are puppies!!


Kids, Donk. Kids! I'd have more luck tying Rivaini down with bondage gear than with kids... :lol:
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That doesn't discourage me at all. I loved LBP.

 

I was a big PS fan for years, but they pissed me off when credit cards got stolen awhile back. So I ended up just playing 360 and Xbox. I kind of want a PS4 now.. I'm ready to forgive.

 

Uh oh. That scares me. I use the PS Store quite frequently.

 

I use both now. 500gb of storage on the PS4 just doesn't cut it so I bought an Xbox One, that and so I can play their exclusives.


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Kids, Donk. Kids! I'd have more luck tying Rivaini down with bondage gear than with kids... :lol:

 

Okay okay... should I um... take the kids out the back and shoot them?

 

You don't want kids. It's worse than getting married.. not fun any more. ;)



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Uh oh. That scares me. I use the PS Store quite frequently.

 

I use both now. 500gb of storage on the PS4 just doesn't cut it so I bought an Xbox One, that and so I can play their exclusives.

 

This was a few years ago.. I'm sure they've improved. I'm just stubborn about that kind of stuff.

 

I like having both for exclusives too, but I've been on the fence with Sony.



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Okay okay... should I um... take the kids out the back and shoot them?
 
You don't want kids. It's worse than getting married.. not fun any more. ;)


No, no. No need for that. Just... just hand them over. I'll take care of the little buggers.
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It's easy to be drawn to you ;)

 

Yeah, I suck with kids.. my ex girlfriend was crazy about them. Wanted a sperm donor and all :sick: was always offering to babysit people's kids and it was fkn annoying.

Thanks. You're so sweet to me  :blush:

 

I kind of feel like the odd woman out when all my friends are getting married and having kids and I am nowhere near ready for kids or marriage. Honestly, I'm not even sure if I want those things.  I'm just like: I just want a woman who treats me right and rocks my world in bed. Lol. 


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Thanks. You're so sweet to me  :blush:

 

It's kind of funny how all my friends are getting married and having kids and I am nowhere near ready for kids or marriage, not even sure if I want those things.  

 

I'm just like: I just want a woman who treats me right and rocks my world in bed. Lol. 

 

That already started happening to me years ago..

 

And then I somehow became the "bad influence" guy taking away fun family time from everyone.

 

Then I went into hermit mode. /brood


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:lol:  maybe I should wander away from this conversation. i might as well be married, and have a kid. Glad to see I'm so welcome... not...

lol


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:lol:  maybe I should wander away from this conversation. i might as well be married, and have a kid. Glad to see I'm so welcome... not...

lol

 

Well, I can admire it. But it's not for me. I'm a lost cause.



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No, no. No need for that. Just... just hand them over. I'll take care of the little buggers.

 

Oh good. I can't shoot puppies. Humans would have been fine.. but not the pups!! :P

 

 

Thanks. You're so sweet to me  :blush:

 

It's kind of funny how all my friends are getting married and having kids and I am nowhere near ready for kids or marriage, not even sure if I want those things.  

 

I'm just like: I just want a woman who treats me right and rocks my world in bed. Lol. 

 

You deserve it. :)

 

Well it isn't for everybody, you know? No way in hell am I having kids or getting married... gay marriage isn't even legalized in my country yet, and I wouldn't anyway. I'm one of those people who thinks that you don't need to be accepted by the state to love somebody. It just is, and it's none of anybody's damn business. I will vote in favour of it though, for people who actually care about that sh*t. And kids!! I don't mind them, just so long as I don't have to be responsible for them. I just don't think I'd be happy.. it would cut into my game and booze time :P


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:lol:  maybe I should wander away from this conversation. i might as well be married, and have a kid. Glad to see I'm so welcome... not...

lol

 

Nah, you're good. :P



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You don't need to be married to be in a steady, loving relationship.. I'm likely never getting married, the whole thing is too expensive if I do anyway (family pressure to have an actual reception thingy etc if I do)

 

Well, I can admire it. But it's not for me. I'm a lost cause.

 

lol and that's fine too. most people I know completely ditched me because I have a kid now because "that's not for them so I can't even be a friend". It's why I no longer have any friends. I was only pregnant when they decided I wasn't worthy of being a friend of their anymore.

I didn't even realise I was pregnant until the 10th week in.. then, oh well. lol.


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*sighs sightly sadly*  I'd always wanted kids.  Just never happened to meet the right lady and settle down, so I had to content myself with being an uncle to my horde of nieces and nephews all my siblings had.  That time has, alas, passed me by.


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