Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
#68126
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:28
#68127
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:29
Yeah, me too. With the amount of sex we have, we would have a hundred kids by now.
That would be horrifying... I mean, no offence but I'd be a terrible parent ![]()
#68128
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:29
That was not amusing. I do not abuse my Dr pepper is such a fashion.
You don't bathe in the fizzy seed?
*yawns and rubs eyes* Morning, everyone.
Morning, Poodlydoodly.
- Inverse_Twilight aime ceci
#68129
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:30
That would be horrifying... I mean, no offence but I'd be a terrible parent
Ha ha, none taken. I would be a terrible parent too.
I am so awkward with kids, it's not even funny. But for some reason kids are drawn to me. It's weird and I don't like it. Lol.
- Donk aime ceci
#68130
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:33
That was not amusing. I do not abuse my Dr pepper is such a fashion.
Apologies, Royness, I meant no offense. I just assumed everyone bathed in their favorite methods of sustenance.
*yawns and rubs eyes* Morning, everyone.
Heya, Poods.
#68131
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:35
Morning, Poodlydoodly.
I see you decided to give me a couple of kids whilst I was asleep.
Well, at least they're... somewhat, normal looking.
#68132
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:37
Honestly though, I don't mind Bioware games not being all that hard.
I have Bloodborne and the rest of the Souls series for that.
I haven't played Bloodborne. Is it worth getting a PS4 over?
I haven't a souls since Demon Souls, but I liked it. It's hard in the action sense, but I guess I'm just focusing on this tactical thing here...or whatever it is.
#68133
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:37
Ha ha, none taken. I would be a terrible parent too.
I am so awkward with kids, it's not even funny. But for some reason kids are drawn to me. It's weird and I don't like it. Lol.
It's easy to be drawn to you ![]()
Yeah, I suck with kids.. my ex girlfriend was crazy about them. Wanted a sperm donor and all
was always offering to babysit people's kids and it was fkn annoying.
I see you decided to give me a couple of kids whilst I was asleep.
Well, at least they're... somewhat, normal looking.
Well you don't have the taint, and they are puppies!!
- Inverse_Twilight aime ceci
#68134
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:38
I haven't played Bloodborne. Is it worth getting a PS4 over?
I haven't a souls since Demon Souls, but I liked it. It's hard in the action sense, but I guess I'm just focusing on this tactical thing here...or whatever it is.
You know what's worth getting a PS4?
Until Dawn.
#68135
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:39
You know what's worth getting a PS4?
Until Dawn.
I never heard of it.. but it's the Little Big Planet developers?
#68136
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:41
I never heard of it.. but it's the Little Big Planet developers?
Yeah, but don't let that discourage you. This game is brilliant.
#68137
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:42
Yeah, but don't let that discourage you. This game is brilliant.
That doesn't discourage me at all. I loved LBP.
I was a big PS fan for years, but they pissed me off when credit cards got stolen awhile back. So I ended up just playing 360 and Xbox. I kind of want a PS4 now.. I'm ready to forgive.
#68138
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:45
Well you don't have the taint, and they are puppies!!
Kids, Donk. Kids! I'd have more luck tying Rivaini down with bondage gear than with kids...
- Donk aime ceci
#68139
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:49
That doesn't discourage me at all. I loved LBP.
I was a big PS fan for years, but they pissed me off when credit cards got stolen awhile back. So I ended up just playing 360 and Xbox. I kind of want a PS4 now.. I'm ready to forgive.
Uh oh. That scares me. I use the PS Store quite frequently.
I use both now. 500gb of storage on the PS4 just doesn't cut it so I bought an Xbox One, that and so I can play their exclusives.
- LightningPoodle aime ceci
#68140
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:51
Kids, Donk. Kids! I'd have more luck tying Rivaini down with bondage gear than with kids...
Okay okay... should I um... take the kids out the back and shoot them?
You don't want kids. It's worse than getting married.. not fun any more. ![]()
#68141
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:51
Uh oh. That scares me. I use the PS Store quite frequently.
I use both now. 500gb of storage on the PS4 just doesn't cut it so I bought an Xbox One, that and so I can play their exclusives.
This was a few years ago.. I'm sure they've improved. I'm just stubborn about that kind of stuff.
I like having both for exclusives too, but I've been on the fence with Sony.
#68142
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 04:55
Okay okay... should I um... take the kids out the back and shoot them?
You don't want kids. It's worse than getting married.. not fun any more.
No, no. No need for that. Just... just hand them over. I'll take care of the little buggers.
- Donk aime ceci
#68143
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 05:01
It's easy to be drawn to you
Yeah, I suck with kids.. my ex girlfriend was crazy about them. Wanted a sperm donor and all
was always offering to babysit people's kids and it was fkn annoying.
Thanks. You're so sweet to me ![]()
I kind of feel like the odd woman out when all my friends are getting married and having kids and I am nowhere near ready for kids or marriage. Honestly, I'm not even sure if I want those things. I'm just like: I just want a woman who treats me right and rocks my world in bed. Lol.
- Serza et Donk aiment ceci
#68144
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 05:02
Thanks. You're so sweet to me
It's kind of funny how all my friends are getting married and having kids and I am nowhere near ready for kids or marriage, not even sure if I want those things.
I'm just like: I just want a woman who treats me right and rocks my world in bed. Lol.
That already started happening to me years ago..
And then I somehow became the "bad influence" guy taking away fun family time from everyone.
Then I went into hermit mode. /brood
- Donk aime ceci
#68145
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 05:04
maybe I should wander away from this conversation. i might as well be married, and have a kid. Glad to see I'm so welcome... not...
lol
- Lynroy: Final Edition et Serza aiment ceci
#68146
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 05:05
maybe I should wander away from this conversation. i might as well be married, and have a kid. Glad to see I'm so welcome... not...
lol
Well, I can admire it. But it's not for me. I'm a lost cause.
#68147
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 05:05
No, no. No need for that. Just... just hand them over. I'll take care of the little buggers.
Oh good. I can't shoot puppies. Humans would have been fine.. but not the pups!! ![]()
Thanks. You're so sweet to me
It's kind of funny how all my friends are getting married and having kids and I am nowhere near ready for kids or marriage, not even sure if I want those things.
I'm just like: I just want a woman who treats me right and rocks my world in bed. Lol.
You deserve it. ![]()
Well it isn't for everybody, you know? No way in hell am I having kids or getting married... gay marriage isn't even legalized in my country yet, and I wouldn't anyway. I'm one of those people who thinks that you don't need to be accepted by the state to love somebody. It just is, and it's none of anybody's damn business. I will vote in favour of it though, for people who actually care about that sh*t. And kids!! I don't mind them, just so long as I don't have to be responsible for them. I just don't think I'd be happy.. it would cut into my game and booze time ![]()
- Inverse_Twilight aime ceci
#68148
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 05:06
maybe I should wander away from this conversation. i might as well be married, and have a kid. Glad to see I'm so welcome... not...
lol
Nah, you're good. ![]()
#68149
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 05:08
You don't need to be married to be in a steady, loving relationship.. I'm likely never getting married, the whole thing is too expensive if I do anyway (family pressure to have an actual reception thingy etc if I do)
Well, I can admire it. But it's not for me. I'm a lost cause.
lol and that's fine too. most people I know completely ditched me because I have a kid now because "that's not for them so I can't even be a friend". It's why I no longer have any friends. I was only pregnant when they decided I wasn't worthy of being a friend of their anymore.
I didn't even realise I was pregnant until the 10th week in.. then, oh well. lol.
- Serza, Beren Von Ostwick et Donk aiment ceci
#68150
Posté 26 octobre 2015 - 05:09
*sighs sightly sadly* I'd always wanted kids. Just never happened to meet the right lady and settle down, so I had to content myself with being an uncle to my horde of nieces and nephews all my siblings had. That time has, alas, passed me by.
- Serza aime ceci





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