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#69526
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I still like to brag that my Fem Shep maxed out her paragon and renegade bars in ME 2. 

 

HOW!!!!

I like some of the renegade choices but really I don't know if I can be a complete badass. 

For instance Zaeeds loyalty mission - I dont want all those innocents to die, but I need to be pretty paragon to pull it off. Hmm.



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HOW!!!!

I like some of the renegade choices but really I don't know if I can be a complete badass. 

For instance Zaeeds loyalty mission - I dont want all those innocents to die, but I need to be pretty paragon to pull it off. Hmm.

Actually Abigail viewed that purely by cold blooded calculus.  Those innocents would die but if she stopped to save them he would just start the operation up and harm more innocents somewhere down the line.  No way she wasn't going to hunt the bastard's down.  

 

Not sure how I pulled it off.   :lol:   It was the playthrough I imported into ME 2 where I also imported exactly the same number of paragon and renegade points. 



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*One of McStabby's Ravens flaps into the bar, and lands next to Cabot. Cabot takes the parchment from the Raven - and remembering the mess on the bar from last time, he gives the bird its shot of whisky before opening the letter*

Cabot: Hey DQ! It's a letter from Paragon (Cabot clears his throat and spits a loogie into a nearby glass of mead)

It reads

Spoiler

:lol: *overcome with laughter as the elven glory Bros fist bump*

BACON!

*cough*I mean, I'm sorry about Dave. Dave was one of the nugs I'd never harm or try to roast.
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#69529
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Actually Abigail viewed that purely by cold blooded calculus.  Those innocents would die but if she stopped to save them he would just start the operation up and harm more innocents somewhere down the line.  No way she wasn't going to hunt the bastard's down.  

 

Not sure how I pulled it off.   :lol:   It was the playthrough I imported into ME 2 where I also imported exactly the same number of paragon and renegade points. 

 

Hm I see. I'm going to import a pretty paragon shep - my first shep, just because I liked her back story more, not sure if I missed loads of stuff though. 
Maybe If I'm more paragon up until then, save those people, then be a  bit more badass. I just think the renegade interrupts seem to make a lot more sense, such as having a gun in your face and being able to just shoot them rather than stand there like a lemon and wait for a fight to start. 


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Hm I see. I'm going to import a pretty paragon shep - my first shep, just because I liked her back story more, not sure if I missed loads of stuff though. 
Maybe If I'm more paragon up until then, save those people, then be a  bit more badass. I just think the renegade interrupts seem to make a lot more sense, such as having a gun in your face and being able to just shoot them rather than stand there like a lemon and wait for a fight to start. 

My true Blue Paragon did a lot of those renegade interrupts. 'you talk too much'.  



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Jeniva, on 29 Oct 2015 - 7:17 PM, said:

I wana replay me2 again even though I just did...want to be a bit more renegade but not completely. I like punching people randomly. 
 
and wtf is that star wars thing?!!! 

I've got guinea pigs called Han Solo and Chewbacca. And the other day I saw one for adoption in a pet shop called Vadar - I thought it was fate...but I'm capped on my pets unfortunately. 

 
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Does it look like this?
 

Spoiler
 


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My true Blue Paragon did a lot of those renegade interrupts. 'you talk too much'.  

 

I'd like to do a full renegade play through but I just can't bring myself to do it...*sighs*. stupid morals


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:lol: *overcome with laughter as the elven glory Bros fist bump*
BACON!
*cough*I mean, I'm sorry about Dave. Dave was one of the nugs I'd never harm or try to roast.

Really? Never?

*kicks mobile*

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:o
 
Does it look like this?
 

Spoiler
 

 

Not quite. This is him, his fur is an utter mess with the weird swirls in it. it's all over the place. And he LOVES chewing the bars of his cage, so he is def a chewie. 

Spoiler


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#69535
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Really? Never?

*kicks mobile*

Paragon is our friend! we can't do that to her. Dave and Stimpy are not in the menu; the rest are free game, though.

 

*cough*NecromancercouldsaveDave*cough*

My necro powers are at her disposal if needed.

 

*Drinks to edits*



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Not quite. This is him, his fur is an utter mess with the weird swirls in it. it's all over the place. And he LOVES chewing the bars of his cage, so he is def a chewie. 

Spoiler

 

Ugh too cute pls nerf! Always had guinea pigs when I was little, my mother used to let them run freely in the kitchen. 

 

-

 

Also Sera just helped me killing Tiger McScrubberson

 

Spoiler
 


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Paragon is our friend! we can't do that to her. Dave and Stimpy are not in the menu; the rest are free game, though.
 



My necro powers are at her disposal if needed.
 
*Drinks to edits*

But... it could be an accident? How do I ever hunt a nug when I always have to find out, it's not Dave first?

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Ugh too cute pls nerf! Always had guinea pigs when I was little, my mother used to let them run freely in the kitchen. 

 

-

 

Also Sera just helped me killing Tiger McScrubberson

 

Spoiler
 

Sera, where do you get all your arrows.  

 

From your arse.  

 

My arse should open up a shop.  Apparently its quite prolific. 


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But... it could be an accident? How do I ever hunt a nug when I always have to find out, it's not Dave first?

He's got a 'P.E.N.I.S.TM'' tattoo on his backside, but I have no idea about Dame's nug. *Drink*



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Sera, where do you get all your arrows.  

 

From your arse.  

 

My arse should open up a shop.  Apparently its quite prolific. 

 

ARSE-BISCUITS!

 

Hey, imagine Sera being a Jedi. Now imagine Sera being a Jedi and using Lightsaber arrows. That would be grand! 



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He's got a 'P.E.N.I.S.TM'' tattoo on his backside, but I have no idea about Dame's nug. *Drink*


I can't take care of penisses when on the hunt for bacon!
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#69542
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I haven't popped up in here in a while...so HI. I miss DA. hurry up no.4!

 

Helloooooo!

 

'Twas a considerable amount of time.

Hey, I even forgot to include you in my custom BSN namelist for XCOM!

That's... probably not what you like to hear, but, uh, I swear I went through the Group. Don't remember seeing you there, but if I just don't remember you there, you're on the namelist. Can erase if uncomfortable...

 

*One of McStabby's Ravens flaps into the bar, and lands next to Cabot. Cabot takes the parchment from the Raven - and remembering the mess on the bar from last time, he gives the bird its shot of whisky before opening the letter*

 

Cabot:  Hey DQ!  It's a letter from Paragon  (Cabot clears his throat and spits a loogie into a nearby glass of mead)

 

It reads

 

Spoiler

 

No! Dave! ****! I knew I didn't clear out all of them!

Couldn't find any, though.

 

Where's Bray and Staches! They're going to tell me why exactly were those traps not secured againist friendly fire!

 

ARSE-BISCUITS!

 

Hey, imagine Sera being a Jedi. Now imagine Sera being a Jedi and using Lightsaber arrows. That would be grand! 

 

She would also succumb to the Dark side easily, as witnessed by her slaughtering that arse noble that treats people like objects to be discarded!


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#69543
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I can't take care of penisses when on the hunt for bacon!

Paragon is always close so if you see her or know she's around, pay attention; that's what I do.



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Paragon is always close so if you see her or know she's around, pay attention; that's what I do.

*gets herself a german sized beer mug*let's the vending machine do it's work*fills her mug with cherry grog*
Far too many things to take care off when you're hungry.
I don't like snoufleur bacon. It's just... not the real deal.
*drinks*
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She would also succumb to the Dark side easily, as witnessed by her slaughtering that arse noble that treats people like objects to be discarded!

 

Hmmmm, a good point! But she could be named something like Darth ******-Off-Or-Arrow-In-Your-Face which would be awesome again. 



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Hmmmm, a good point! But she could be named something like Darth ******-Off-Or-Arrow-In-Your-Face which would be awesome again. 

 

DARK side?

 

Anakin CHOKED Padme, the love of his life?

THAT is what the DARK side does to you.

I disapprove!


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*gets herself a german sized beer mug*let's the vending machine do it's work*fills her mug with cherry grog*
Far too many things to take care off when you're hungry.
I don't like snoufleur bacon. It's just... not the real deal.
*drinks*

Oh, I'm totally with you on that one, mate.

 

*Pokes grog machine while waiting for Rivaini's mug to be filled* *Nods in approval* Quite acceptable size (that's what she said).


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#69548
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"mate"?

 

Oh, Pirate lass be ye, eh me li'l sweet Necro.


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DARK side?

 

Anakin CHOKED Padme, the love of his life?

THAT is what the DARK side does to you.

I disapprove!

 

Pfff Anakin is a whiny little ****** that no one likes. Everyone loves Sera so she would just be like... semi bad. Punching people in their pinchy butts that deserve it while also throwing cake at the good ones but nothing more. I don't know, I have to think about that more! Brb writing a 500k Darth Sarer ff. 



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Pfff Anakin is a whiny little ****** that no one likes. Everyone loves Sera so she would just be like... semi bad. Punching people in their pinchy butts that deserve it while also throwing cake at the good ones but nothing more. I don't know, I have to think about that more! Brb writing a 500k Darth Sarer ff. 

 

Dark side is evil for the sake of being evil!

That's not Sera!