Size matters!Oh, I'm totally with you on that one, mate.
*Pokes grog machine while waiting for Rivaini's mug to be filled* *Nods in approval* Quite acceptable size (that's what she said).
That's my influence."mate"?
Oh, Pirate lass be ye, eh me li'l sweet Necro.
"mate"?
Oh, Pirate lass be ye, eh me li'l sweet Necro.
Aye, matey! *raises empty mug, since the grog machine is still occupied*
Two more weeks with me and she dances naked on the table.
*looks at hellish dienne while grabbing a handful of cherries* Want some?
Mphhhh I wouldn't count on that 
I know better than to trust your cherries, no offense 
Aye, matey! *raises empty mug, since the grog machine is still occupied*
That's my influence.
Two more weeks with me and she dances naked on the table.
*looks at hellish dienne while grabbing a handful of cherries* Want some?
Fun times, planneth ye! I approve, lass!
Aye, matey! *raises empty mug, since the grog machine is still occupied*
Arrr, I approve! I spent time on seas meself a time ago, aye?
*points at his hood, so eerily reminiscent of an Assassin's*
We need to upgrade that machine. And we urgently need to kmprove the grog amount. Need more liters. Besides, we nee d a handiman to check for.. dunno.. intruders? Figured it tastes like dead nug lately...
Arrr!
Interlopers! Two of them, aye, lass? Me eye spied them the other day! I know who...
Dark side is evil for the sake of being evil!
That's not Sera!
QuakQuakQuak! AU Sera can be anything!
Which reminds me, I was looking for something on my PC today and found this pic in a folder, laughed like an idiot and I thought you might like it, I dunno 
...that's kind of evil...
YOU'RE ON THE DARK SIDE AREN'T YOU.
There's nothing wrong with my cherries. Right, Favorite Toy TM? *tosses poodle a cherry*Aye, matey! *raises empty mug, since the grog machine is still occupied*
Mphhhh I wouldn't count on that
I know better than to trust your cherries, no offense
Times on seals... not such a good idea just some seconds after I thought about zoophilia. Ahem...Fun times, planneth ye! I approve, lass!
Arrr, I approve! I spent time on seas meself a time ago, aye?
*points at his hood, so eerily reminiscent of an Assassin's*
Get them!Arrr!
Interlopers! Two of them, aye, lass? Me eye spied them the other day! I know who...
...that's kind of evil...
YOU'RE ON THE DARK SIDE AREN'T YOU.
You're saying I surrendered? 
Times on seals... not such a good idea just some seconds after I thought about zoophilia. Ahem...
Get them!
Arrr, lass! What think ye of me?
And I'd go get 'em, but they names be Bray and Staches!
Yeah, you better stay away from my man and his brother.
For your own safety... *drinks*
Members of DQ always are a little weird. I don't judge. Spend as much time on seals as you like.Arrr, lass! What think ye of me?
And I'd go get 'em, but they names be Bray and Staches!
I return from pumpkin surgery. Damn is all I have to say.
*drink*
There's nothing wrong with my cherries. Right, Favorite Toy TM? *tosses poodle a cherry*
Mmmm. They're very nice.
*Beren swaggers over to the grog machine with his 72oz Bubba Keg, but can't fit it in the slot. It's just too darned big.*
Huh. Denied.
DAYUMN, POODS GOT AP'D.
Yes... that's why I was spluttering blood and dying, earlier.
They are the effn best dammit!Mmmm. They're very nice.
It's never too big!*Beren swaggers over to the grog machine with his 72oz Bubba Keg, but can't fit it in the slot. It's just too darned big.*
Huh. Denied.
I return from pumpkin surgery. Damn is all I have to say.
*drink*
You evil tease, you... give us them pics!
Please? 
Hellish Dienne is totally right! *polishes the can even more*You evil tease, you... give us them pics!
Please?
They are the effn best dammit!
They're absolutely mind-blowing.
You're saying I surrendered?
Be glad you're allowed to enjoy them, favorite b*tchThey're absolutely mind-blowing.
Yes but it's OK, Miles. Dark side is best side.
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It certainly has the best music in the movies! Also the dumbest aka best laugh:
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