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#69876
Tragedienne of Heavens

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*Waits until Poodle dies to resurrect them both*


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#69877
Beren Von Ostwick

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*Beren suddenly bolts upright, not being dead after all!*

 

OMG, it wasn't death poison, it was just overloaded with Turbo-Lax!  That crazy b*tch!

 

*Beren frantically runs for the main bridge, knowing no latrine will suffice.  Barely making it in time, he hangs his arse over the side...*

 

 

Hate to be the clean-up crew for that...


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#69878
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*Ber looks at Royness in shock, grasps his throat, manages to blurt out only half a sentence before collapsing*

 

Avenge m...*plop*

 

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*Foley does a squeal for joy at seeing the gif*



#69879
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Sorry, chaps. That went better than expected.

 

OMG It is so funny to hear such a beautiful voice come out of a face so hideous. I can't stop laughing! :lol: (Talking about an ugly Inquisitor with Harry Hadden-Paton voice)


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#69880
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Laughing.Crying.Dead.


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#69881
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What happens when the necromancer keels over? Do we have an emergency protocol for this?



#69882
Tragedienne of Heavens

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(Talking about an ugly Inquisitor with Harry Hadden-Paton voice)

That edit took all the fun away *Stands and dusts off clothes*



#69883
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Jokes on you, I poisoned all my Dr Peppers. :P

 

ToP: You tell 'em, Arty!

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Damn! She looks so angry in that pic. And a little... sad, maybe?

The love of her life just told her he wants to end the world. She lost a hand because of ancient Elven magic. Orlais and Ferelden are angry at her for DOING THE RIGHT THING.

 

I think I would be sad, too. And I would maybe also yell at them in an angry tone.

 

*Waits until Poodle dies to resurrect them both*

 

Thank goodness for having a Necro.

 

Laughing.Crying.Dead.

 

Ooooh, sh*t!

 

*jumps up with a Healing Mist grenade and a few other potions, each of them labelled with the Elven word for Elfroot*

 

What happens when the necromancer keels over? Do we have an emergency protocol for this?

 

Well... no, but I'd assume that's why we Tempests are around.


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#69884
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That edit took all the fun away *Stands and dusts off clothes*

 

*surprised look*

 

Well, that potion worked FAST...



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Damn! She looks so angry in that pic. And a little... sad, maybe?

The love of her life just told her he wants to end the world. She lost a hand because of ancient Elven magic. Orlais and Ferelden are angry at her for DOING THE RIGHT THING.

 

I think I would be sad, too. And I would maybe also yell at them in an angry tone.

At that point she had had enough. She wasn't going to let Orlais and Ferelden squabble over the Inquisition anymore. She was only too happy to walk out on them.



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What happens when the necromancer keels over? Do we have an emergency protocol for this?

 

Isn't Sweet Madame Dame a necromancer as well?  Could be wrong about that, I guess, but I thought she was.  Oh well I guess I could call in a special friend favor, though when she resurrected MaryDen, you didn't seem happy...

 

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Gawd...

Spoiler


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#69887
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Suppose I'll have Ninafer do Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts. How I detest the game.


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#69888
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Isn't Sweet Madame Dame a necromancer as well?  Could be wrong about that, I guess, but I thought she was.  Oh well I guess I could call in a special friend favor, though when she resurrected MaryDen, you didn't seem happy...

 

-snip-

I'd swear Dame is a Knight Enchanter... but I'm always happy to see Verana  :D


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#69889
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DRINKQUISITION REMINDER!!!

 

Ween-quisition is going on! Submissions must be made before 5 am EDT on the Saturday the 31st (Just under 16 and a half hours from now). The thread is automatically set to close at that time. If you miss the deadline, you can try to bribe me in PM to get your Inquisitors added. Submissions made here: http://forum.bioware...-master-thread/



#69890
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At that point she had had enough. She wasn't going to let Orlais and Ferelden squabble over the Inquisition anymore. She was only too happy to walk out on them.

 

I was about to like it, but I'm OUT. AGAIN.

 

Where's my mug.

 

Isn't Sweet Madame Dame a necromancer as well?  Could be wrong about that, I guess, but I thought she was.  Oh well I guess I could call in a special friend favor, though when she resurrected MaryDen, you didn't seem happy...

 

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*raises hand*

 

The Tempests got this under control. Move along. These aren't the droids you're looking for.



#69891
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Explain to me how a tempest can raise the dead.  I mean, I know you guys love your chemicals, but that doesn't really have anything to do with soul-herding.

 

Oh, and you'll keep your bloody tempest hands of Verana's "droids" if you know what is good for you.  They're Sera's.


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#69892
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#69893
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They don't raise the dead they just make yu think they do.



#69894
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If you're fast enough, you can...

 

Argh, why would I explain. You're a Templar. I'm likely to be called a Blood Mage for knowledge of the mundane (not the Arcane, as you people seem to happily think) that my Clan found out about a few hundred years back.

 

Simply, there's a reason I jumped up so quickly.


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#69895
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*Desperately tries to pick up the pieces of her crumbling immersion* *Drinks*



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What the shembala is going on here?
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#69897
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I have no shembala idea.

 

ToP again: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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#69898
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Hey Everyone,

 

We've had a number of incidents in this thread in particular of things going a little too off the rails, into a lake, and down into the deep depths of NSFW. Please don't be doing that or we will have to lock the thread.

I'm fine with things being a little bit looser than normal in here, but please refrain from being crazy NSFW. Just don't.

If the thread continues to be a large issue for our moderators, it will be locked.

 

Thanks for understanding.


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#69899
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... I'm ... a Blood Mage...

 

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What the shembala is going on here?

 

Apparently a good ol' fashioned blood mage hunt.  Oh, and he's not "girly horde" so I should be able to take him down!  Boo-yah!


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#69900
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We've been nsfw lately? Where have I been? ;)