Aller au contenu

Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)


113540 réponses à ce sujet

#70501
Donk

Donk
  • Members
  • 8 267 messages

Yeah, Peyote.

 

I find it amusing that I had to copy my best friend's notes to pass science and yet I have all of this.. knowledge.


  • straykat aime ceci

#70502
Al Foley

Al Foley
  • Members
  • 14 537 messages

Mescaline.. is that the one derived from cactus?

 

 

I'm offended. I wrote you a friendfic.

 

Dressed up in a Darth Vader outfit, Al stepped into his bedroom. He started breathing like Vader, but in truth he was panting. He was eager and ready.

 

He spotted the Star Wars: Force Awakens poster. He stole it from work and risked getting fired from his job. But it was worth it.

 

He clutched at his lightsaber and let out a girlish squee...

Andraste's ******.   :lol:  I am laughing yet covering my face in embarassment.  


  • Serza et ravenesse aiment ceci

#70503
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

I still got hospitalized for it. I had already made up my mind to quit on my own, but I had set off enough alarms that my family didn't trust me. And then doctors thought I was lying.. "in denial"... which made them push their agenda even more.
 
So I got the complete "drug addict" experience, even though I quit. :P

Muahaha... ahem. Sorry. Yeah. That's the thing with agendas.

Never tried anything other than weed. I can imagine far too good what would happen if I'd try and like something else. I don't trust myself on that.
  • straykat aime ceci

#70504
Al Foley

Al Foley
  • Members
  • 14 537 messages

Though Donk you should have mentioned something about the lightsaber 'humming'


  • Donk aime ceci

#70505
Al Foley

Al Foley
  • Members
  • 14 537 messages

And I would never be caught dead in Vader's Suit.  Jedi Robes or go home.


  • Gold Dragon aime ceci

#70506
Donk

Donk
  • Members
  • 8 267 messages

Andraste's ******.   :lol:  I am laughing yet covering my face in embarassment.  

 

I admit I was p*ssing myself typing it.

 

 

Though Donk you should have mentioned something about the lightsaber 'humming'

 

Oh man don't go all typical 'BSN' on me.

 

Actually wait. Please do.. we can drink!



#70507
Al Foley

Al Foley
  • Members
  • 14 537 messages

I admit I was p*ssing myself typing it.

 

 

 

Oh man don't go all typical 'BSN' on me.

 

Actually wait. Please do.. we can drink!

:lol:

 

*promptly breaks off laughter* What?



#70508
Al Foley

Al Foley
  • Members
  • 14 537 messages

Finally.  I found it online so it now graces my desktop wallpaper.  So I don't need to steal it from work. ;)


  • Donk aime ceci

#70509
lynroy

lynroy
  • Members
  • 24 634 messages

Almost none of us drink.

I'm drinking Dr Pepper right now, thank you very much! I just got done with a pumpkin and am celebrating. And celebrating the fact that I've nearly been awake for 24 hours and I'm not tired. Yet.

 

That was sarcasm. Ask Iron Roy about him. She likes to spread the love.

*shudder* Creepy uncle. If people like him for romance, that's great. He will always be that creepy uncle to me.

 

meow.

 

sill one of my fav pics

*drinks to blowing up walls in Descent*

*snip*

And standing there like a badass as chunks of rock fly by. B)


  • Inverse_Twilight, ravenesse, Ashaantha et 1 autre aiment ceci

#70510
Duelist

Duelist
  • Members
  • 5 273 messages

I still got hospitalized for it. I had already made up my mind to quit on my own, but I had set off enough alarms that my family didn't trust me. And then doctors thought I was lying.. "in denial"... which made them push their agenda even more.

So I got the complete "drug addict" experience, even though I quit. :P


Sounds like rehab. They tried their hardest to convince I need their help to quit when really, staying busy is a way better deterrent.
  • straykat aime ceci

#70511
Donk

Donk
  • Members
  • 8 267 messages

Finally.  I found it online so it now graces my desktop wallpaper.  So I don't need to steal it from work. ;)

 

I hope you have Kleenex...



#70512
Al Foley

Al Foley
  • Members
  • 14 537 messages

I hope you have Kleenex...

I do somewhere.  Not that I would need it for anything mind you.  My allergies have not bothered me in days. 


  • Serza et ravenesse aiment ceci

#70513
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

Sounds like rehab. They tried their hardest to convince I need their help to quit when really, staying busy is a way better deterrent.

Staying busy is better for anything. As long as you're not too busy.
*shots around wisdom*

#70514
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

I hope you have Kleenex...


Don't talk about Kleenex, we're being watched!
  • Donk aime ceci

#70515
Donk

Donk
  • Members
  • 8 267 messages

I do somewhere.  Not that I would need it for anything mind you.  My allergies have not bothered me in days. 

 

Uh.. I dunno if you're playing dumb but that wasn't what I was talking about.

 

I meant that you may need it so you can... see what's on your screen.



#70516
Al Foley

Al Foley
  • Members
  • 14 537 messages

Uh.. I dunno if you're playing dumb but that wasn't what I was talking about.

 

I meant that you may need it so you can... see what's on your screen.

Ah yes my screen does need a good cleaning....*bursts out laughing*


  • Donk aime ceci

#70517
Donk

Donk
  • Members
  • 8 267 messages

Don't talk about Kleenex, we're being watched!

 

Oops. Should I have spoilered that?

 

Spoiler


  • ravenesse aime ceci

#70518
lynroy

lynroy
  • Members
  • 24 634 messages

Don't talk about Kleenex, we're being watched!

IT'S THE AGENDA!!

*starts running around and shouting incoherently*


  • ravenesse aime ceci

#70519
Al Foley

Al Foley
  • Members
  • 14 537 messages

Vishante Kaffas I am having trouble of figuring out how to take a screenshot of my desktop right now.  Small insight into the life of Foley.


  • Donk aime ceci

#70520
Al Foley

Al Foley
  • Members
  • 14 537 messages

IT'S THE AGENDA!!

*starts running around and shouting incoherently*

*dryly* oh yes that won't draw attention at all. 



#70521
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

Oops. Should I have spoilered that?
 

Spoiler

Effn yes! It would be highly too predictable if you get DQ closed.
  • lynroy et Donk aiment ceci

#70522
Al Foley

Al Foley
  • Members
  • 14 537 messages

It occurs to me if that does happen Ber should start the 'Pure DQ, now with less NSFW content'

 

So for my top pic today I have a collage to show you.  

 

So?

 

Spoiler

 

=

 

Spoiler

 

Then that means:

 

Spoiler

 

= both?  

 

Just sayin. :P


  • ravenesse et Beren Von Ostwick aiment ceci

#70523
Donk

Donk
  • Members
  • 8 267 messages

Vishante Kaffas I am having trouble of figuring out how to take a screenshot of my desktop right now.  Small insight into the life of Foley.

 

I wonder why :whistle:

 

 

Effn yes! It would be highly too predictable if you get DQ closed.

 

Uh oh. You got the paranoid alarms going off now!

 

I'm just gonna... go kill some more sh*t in TW3.



#70524
Serza

Serza
  • Members
  • 13 140 messages

Andraste's ******.   :lol:  I am laughing yet covering my face in embarassment.  

 

Donk's fics tend to do that.



#70525
lynroy

lynroy
  • Members
  • 24 634 messages

Do things usually makes this less sense or is it because I've been awake for 25 hours and counting (thank you, daylight savings, you dick.)

 

Making ugly Inquisitors makes me want to jump back into DAI.


  • ravenesse et Beren Von Ostwick aiment ceci