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#70826
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Sure thing. Not a problem.

Cheers, mate. :)
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#70827
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For real? Should I scrap the implied crush from the fic?

(Speaking of which, it's ready to read.)

Possibly of it involves a real person.
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#70828
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Also, why does Poodle still have a room? I thought you moved over into my pirate hideout?!

 

I keep it for me and Cassandra. ;)



#70829
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Oh come on, don't go all BSN on me. I call everyone guys.. even ones with t*tties and vag.

IT'S A BSN AGENDA! *drink*
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#70830
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I keep it for me and Cassandra. ;)


*burns her hideout dog house*

#70831
Beren Von Ostwick

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So much stuff to like this morning and I'm OOL :(  I am so sorry, DQ.

 

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You heard me!  But all y'all in the band can make it up to me really easily :)  Next time Cassie walks in the door, just announce this is dedicated to her from me and then play:

 


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#70832
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No.

 

Sheesh, necros be busy again.


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#70833
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*burns her hideout dog house*

 

Wha-? Why would you burn a perfectly good dog house?! :o



#70834
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Wha-? Why would you burn a perfectly good dog house?! :o

You and Cassandra!
The way she talked with me in the last fan fic is just... ... *disgusted noise*
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#70835
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Someone destroy all records of my bar tab while they're doing the whole chaos thing, it's be greatly appreciated

:lol: :lol:

 

...your wish is my command...

 

*destroys all bar tab records when Cabot's not looking*

 

Please do not ever joke about it. It makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

 

That said, speaking of it, and not meaning the typical DQ-thing, it does get a little weird.

 

Hey guy, you can't do that here lol

 

 

I'm allowed to play video games.... :)

 

Hey, Prophet! You were quiet... :P

 

Possibly of it involves a real person.

 

That. I'm cool if it involves just DQ-persona. Nothing about it related to RL is cool, though. Aye, Donk?


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#70836
LightningPoodle

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You and Cassandra!
The way she talked with me in the last fan fic is just... ... *disgusted noise*

 

*goes weak at the knees at the sound you made* :P


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#70837
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*goes weak at the knees at the sound you made* :P


I will tell Donk to never give you her stuff again.

#70838
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*Beren walks in carrying a rather large package wrapped up in gift wrap with a bow on top*

 

Hey, Poods!  I have a gift for you.

 

Spoiler

 

*Beren walks back out the bar in the direction of the Templar Tower, figuring he shouldn't stick around*


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#70839
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I will tell Donk to never give you her stuff again.

 

Her what? :huh:

 

Edit:

 

The phallus?

 

*Beren walks in carrying a rather large package wrapped up in gift wrap with a bow on top*

 

Hey, Poods!  I have a gift for you.

 

Spoiler

 

*Beren walks back out the bar in the direction of the Templar Tower, figuring he shouldn't stick around*

 

*snarls and goes off into the shadows, the whites of my eyes the only thing you can see of me*



#70840
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Hey, Prophet! You were quiet... :P

 

 

I was in utter shock....

My death in Xcom must have psychically assaulted this worlds "me" and I was unable to read or watch anything for days!!!!

Spoiler


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#70841
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Ugh. I just want to go home now. I want another week off. I can't be bothered with this sh*t.


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#70842
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Her what? :huh:
 
Edit:
 
The phallus?
 
*snarls and goes off into the shadows, the whites of my eyes the only thing you can see of me*

Yes, Poodle. I was nicely describing it because this is a family friendly... eh... thing... *drinks*

Ugh. I just want to go home now. I want another week off.

Of course you want that. Who wouldn't?

#70843
Beren Von Ostwick

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Yes, Poodle. I was nicely describing it because this is a family friendly... eh... thing... *drinks*
Of course you want that. Who wouldn't?

The Amish come to mind.  Killer work ethic.

 

*Beren drinks, which he wouldn't do if he were Amish*


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#70844
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The Amish come to mind.  Killer work ethic.
 
*Beren drinks, which he wouldn't do if he were Amish*

Ugh... okay. Who, except for the Amish, wouldn't want that?

*slaps beren*

#70845
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Yes, Poodle. I was nicely describing it because this is a family friendly... eh... thing... *drinks*
Of course you want that. Who wouldn't?

 

 

Well, the Borgias were a family too after all....

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:P


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#70846
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Yes, Poodle. I was nicely describing it because this is a family friendly... eh... thing... *drinks*

 

Oh please! There are no children here. ...Right? :unsure:



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*Beren walks in carrying a rather large package wrapped up in gift wrap with a bow on top*

 

Hey, Poods!  I have a gift for you.

 

Spoiler

 

*Beren walks back out the bar in the direction of the Templar Tower, figuring he shouldn't stick around*

 

*laughs uncontrollably*

 

I was in utter shock....

My death in Xcom must have psychically assaulted this worlds "me" and I was unable to read or watch anything for days!!!!

Spoiler

 

Ow. I forgot. Stupid me.

 

Oh well. You're alive again, albeit in another campaign.


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#70848
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Oh please! There are no children here. ...Right? :unsure:


Nope. But we got told to reduce our nsfw. You never cklicked the 'show only blubb' button, we recently got in our beautiful thread?

#70849
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Nope. But we got told to reduce our nsfw. You never cklicked the 'show only blubb' button, we recently got in our beautiful thread?

 

I didn't think that was so bad. Gif sex, yes. Graphic sexual details, yes. Phallic objects, not so much.



#70850
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I didn't think that was so bad. Gif sex, yes. Graphic sexual details, yes. Phallic objects, not so much.


You made those rules yourself, didn't you?