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[bunniebean]

The Battle Of The Keyholes

The keyholes to the right of me
Were dancing of a jig,
The keyholes to the left of me
Were merry as a grig,
The keyholes right before my face
Were drunk and winked at me,
And I stood there alone—alone!—
With one
small
key.

They frightened me, they daunted me;
I turned back to the stair,
And faced nine keyholes pale and stern
That lay in ambush there.
Six keyholes on the ceiling sat,
Eight keyholes on the door,
And seven saddened keyholes lay
Hiccoughing
on the
floor.

I crawled through one, I crawled through two,
I crawled through keyholes three— And then I saw a vistaed mile
Of keyholes waiting me!— "I will not crawl another yard
Through keyholes, though I die!"— Oh, when my fighting blood is up
A Turk
am
I!

They leapt at me, they flew at me,
They whistled as they came,
They gritted of their gleaming teeth,
They stung and spurted flame;
I put my back against the floor
And fought 'em gallantly— But what could anybody do
With one
small
key?

Keyholes at the front of me,
And keyholes on the flank,
And as they rushed at me I smelled
The liquor that they drank;
Keyholes on my spinal cord,
And keyholes in my hair— And with a "Heave together, boys!" They rolled
me down
the stair.

It bumped me some, it bent me some,
It broke a nose or two, And when the milkman came, he said:
"What Kaiser Belgiumed you?"
I says to him: "It might have been
The same with you as me
If you like me had had to fight
A gang of keyholes all last night

With one
small
key!"

*I'll just leave this here....hope you guys get as much of a laugh as i did!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Mandrake Your phone is trying to save you from mind rape. *drink*

[Dieb]

Finest of mornings, wonderful company!

 

Please review my list of bear facts: http://forum.bioware...2#entry18845676

 

Correction & feedback is appreciated.

 

 

The Battle Of The Keyholes



*I'll just leave this here....hope you guys get as much of a laugh as i did!

 

That was awesome. I have to say, it did take me a while to figure out what it was trying to tell me, but then again, I'm alcoholically handicapped.

[Paragonslustre]

Uh... please don't take this the wrong way, and no I am not trying to hit on you, but it's kinda sexy the way you use "slurp."  Just sayin'

 

*drinks and listens to Lustre's slurpin'*

 

Course I don't think you are trying to hit on me, bro hug coming up

 

 

Iceman f*uck yeah

But, slurp really? perplexed look.  'Y'all' I can understand, it's got that hot American drawl thing, but slurp?  Polishes the top of Roly's head affectionately.

You're weird cute!

 

Oh man.. the places I could go with that one.

 

 

 

And this...

 

Paragon really needs to give people their amulets back.. there's a serious epidemic!! It's relentless...

 

Social amulet justice warriors!!

 

I can't, they've all gone, how do you think Cabot could afford the plastic surgery so he could smile for the Dame's seal of approval?

 

You trying to get rid of me? *drink and glares*

 

Ugh!  I hate surfing for topics to slurp (hehehe) to, I'd much rather you do it.  I don't mind flagging one up if I stumble across one unexpectedly though.  Drinks in anticipation.

[Avejajed]

Is it in the rules to drink at 7 am on a Monday morning prior to work?

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Is it in the rules to drink at 7 am on a Monday morning prior to work?

We can certainly make it one. Monday's suck.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Ugh!  I hate surfing for topics to slurp (hehehe) to, I'd much rather you do it.  I don't mind flagging one up if I stumble across one unexpectedly though.  Drinks in anticipation.

So you're using me to find drink worthy threads?

[Avejajed]

You guys are awesome and lovely.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Cheesy stuff? What are you on about, woman?

[Paragonslustre]

That doesn't need to be a rule... it should come naturally.

 

Do you like the little warning the dungeon master put up on the thread?

 

Also, from now on.. if I'm to post some um.. questionable pictures, I'll spoiler it.

 

 

 

Mate.. you must realise the ramifications of your actions.

 

You are creating meltdowns, shitstorms... hell, suicide watch has the best business its seen in years..

 

 

So you're using me to find drink worthy threads?

 

Well, I thought it was your job, you being the Will and all, I didn't want to step on your toes and you are better at it babbling.  Here, have one of these, I kept some back 

 

 

Would do Vigo wouldn't do Bloom

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Cheers, mate. I'd do Bloom. Fair point, I guess I do have responsibilities as The Will.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

 

Cheese.

 

Cheese everywhere.

No one can mention cheese without me posting this picture:


And keep your panties on, we're not going to have a slumber party. *drink*drink*

[Paragonslustre]

Cheesy stuff? What are you on about, woman?

 

That's what the whine thread needs.  Cheese 

[ThreeF]

Who said I was wearing any in the first place?

 

 

 

Well.. while that was clever and all.. I just can't control myself.. gotta do this...

 

oh I can finally post this:

 

 

(it is also very relevant to cheese and whining)

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Note to self: Never assume HB is wearing small clothes.... *drink*