Oh gosh. You did not just type that. Do you know how often I hear people say that? It's horrible. "No, you may not 'axe' me a question. I don't speak Walmart."
What? They ask you that all the damn time? Dim wits!
"Axing" a question is a subtle joke that has to be used carefully, else it goes simply stoopid.
*sigh*
*sad look*
They ruined a good pun.
My grandmother was Danish so I have all her Danish recipes. Ah, that takes me back.
So was my grandmother.
She probably did have a book of recipes, but I wouldn't know. Maybe my dad picked it up when she passed away.
Donkey? Really?
Can't I at least be a goat? It's more fitting for the whole evil Satan thing I've got going on 
PC is up and running.
I just added two points to "ego" on my character sheet
Oh gosh. You did not just type that. Do you know how often I hear people say that? It's horrible. "No, you may not 'axe' me a question. I don't speak Walmart."
Holy shite it happens there too?
I just thought it was a no-brain Aussie thing. Sounds like "arks" here though, what with our accent and all.
And yes, it's annoying. 
What? They ask you that all the damn time? Dim wits!
"Axing" a question is a subtle joke that has to be used carefully, else it goes simply stoopid.
*sigh*
*sad look*
They ruined a good pun.
It's not a joke nor a good pun, it's cringeworthy. I had a teacher that used to pronounce ask that way all the time and it made me want to vomit.
I'm part Danish, but I never had much Danish food unfortunately.
I had to do a double-take on this... I thought it said Dalish and then Dalish food.... I'm sad now.... 
Donkey? Really?
Can't I at least be a goat? It's more fitting for the whole evil Satan thing I've got going on
PC is up and running.
I just added two points to "ego" on my character sheet
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THEY RUINED A PUN.
What? They ask you that all the damn time? Dim wits!
"Axing" a question is a subtle joke that has to be used carefully, else it goes simply stoopid.
*sigh*
*sad look*
They ruined a good pun.
Come to America and you will hear people say that all the time. It's normal...
THEY RUINED A PUN.
Puns are stupid and deserve to be ruined and stabbed and shot and beaten and burned.
I had to do a double-take on this... I thought it said Dalish and then Dalish food.... I'm sad now....
+1 Badassery
That's my prophet!
Puns are stupid and deserve to be ruined and stabbed and shot and beaten and burned.
I know right? And so do the people that think it's cool and funny.. 
With the exemption of this thread, you know, in case I offend somebody.
About the "best" example of that axe thing (that I have ever heard) is Samual Jackson in A Time To Kill.
To be honest, axe <> ask doesn't bug me that much. The ones that bother the hell out of me are crick <> creek and wrassle <> wrestle. Wrassle actually pisses me off and I pointedly tell people they're pronouncing it wrong.
Well, you know, I'm still going to go after her.
Shut up, or the next thing I'm gonna burn is your fur. And no one will love you without that. Not even that masculine jawline woman.
Jawline!
Come to America and you will hear people say that all the time. It's normal...
Ugh! Why do they enjoy it so?
Puns are stupid and deserve to be ruined and stabbed and shot and beaten and burned.
So... you share Cassie's opinion then.
Jawline!
*snip*
TRIGGER!!!
Ugh! Why do they enjoy it so?
So... you share Cassie's opinion then.
She has an opinion on puns?
Shut up, or the next thing I'm gonna burn is your fur. And no one will love you without that. Not even that masculine jawline woman.
Why not? Do you like the way it tickles against your... fotze?
She has an opinion on puns?
Haven't you judged Storvacker yet?
Haven't you judged Storvacker yet?
Six Inquisitors, so I've judged Storvacker six times. What of it?
Ha! One letter only! I'm happyFixed.
Holy Shembala, I knew you would do that. Or... something like that.Why not? Do you like the way it tickles against your... fotze?
Uh oh. I think Roy's in that mood again.
Ha! One letter only! I'm happy
Holy Shembala, I knew you would do that. Or... something like that.
And don't get involved, anyways
I was demonstrating how well I'm doing in our little German classes
Come to America and you will hear people say that all the time. It's normal...
Unfortunately I work with a lot of ppl that talk like that....
I cannot stand improper English... It's like nails on a chalk board.
Puns are stupid and deserve to be ruined and stabbed and shot and beaten and burned.
You sound like you had a bad experience with puns when you were younger...it's ok, we're here for you! *hugs*
Uh oh. I think Roy's in that mood again.
What mood? You must be reading a tone in there that doesn't exist.
Unfortunately I work with a lot of ppl that talk like that....
I cannot stand improper English... It's like nails on a chalk board.
You sound like you had a bad experience with puns when you were younger...it's ok, we're here for you! *hugs*
No, I've always detested them. They are the dumbest form of humor ever. And I'm allergic to hugs.
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