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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)

Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#7101
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 12:54

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*The messenger kicks Roly in the head to wake him, drops the notice on his rather rotund body, then departs*

 

*Roly reads the message, crumples it up, throws it away, grabs the nearest bottle of whatever and downs it in one go, staggers to his feet and quietly leaves.  One patron near the entrance thought he heard weeping*

 

Spoiler

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I warned you about this mate.. it always comes back.

 

(Funny though because before I clicked on the spoiler, I knew what it was gonna be about)

 

 

Note to self: Never assume HB is wearing small clothes.... *drink*

 

How do you know I'm not wearing shitstained granny knickers?

 

Or a Borat suit?

 


#7102
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 12:54

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And I was about to ask whether I'd be invited to come... I swear I'd leave Sleeping Powder and the rest of the Subterfuge tree at home.


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#7103
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:05

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*The messenger kicks Roly in the head to wake him, drops the notice on his rather rotund body, then departs*

 

*Roly reads the message, crumples it up, throws it away, grabs the nearest bottle of whatever and downs it in one go, staggers to his feet and quietly leaves.  One patron near the entrance thought he heard weeping*

 

Spoiler

 

Ahahah!  Why don't you just shunt it through the Eluvian?


#7104
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:07

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Ahahah!  Why don't you just shunt it through the Eluvian?

 

A pointless exercise.

 

It'll find it's way back.

 

And stop being mean to the OBB!!

 

Voly.. you should know better. You're a responsible parent now.. MaryDen really missed her baby boy. Look at them over there..

 

*Points to the OBB gobbling on MaryDen's boob*


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#7105
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:09

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FWIW, I was always under the assumption that Badonkadonk went commando.

 

Spoiler

 

*raises mug in salute to apparent new ally, the WhineQuisition*


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#7106
Paragonslustre
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:13

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A pointless exercise.

 

It'll find it's way back.

 

And stop being mean to the OBB!!

 

Voly.. you should know better. You're a responsible parent now.. MaryDen really missed her baby boy. Look at them over there..

 

*Points to the OBB gobbling on MaryDen's boob*

 

But I've been throwing all my garbage in there and nothing's come back yet.


#7107
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:16

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But I've been throwing all my garbage in there and nothing's come back yet.

 

Yeah cause... the garbage doesn't have old blob powers!!

 

 

FWIW, I was always under the assumption that Badonkadonk went commando.

 

Spoiler

 

*raises mug in salute to apparent new ally, the WhineQuisition*

 

And this is why you're my bro!!

 

So apparently we're not allies... we have a rival in the house!!


#7108
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:18

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*10 min of internet conection limit left in Korea for me more then enough to post this and give both DrinkQuisition and WhineQuisition reasons to whine and get drunk :P*

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#7109
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:20

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*Ponders appropriate reply for about three seconds...*

 


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#7110
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:30

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*Ponders appropriate reply for about three seconds...*

 

 

Mate that is our signature whatever you wanna call it... motto?

 

You should put that on the OP.


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#7111
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:51

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*looks up from a drunken haze*
I don't even know what's going on anymore. My brain just stopped.... *drink*


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#7112
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:53

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But I've been throwing all my garbage in there and nothing's come back yet.

So that's where this pile of junk came from...


#7113
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 01:55

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*looks up from a drunken haze*
I don't even know what's going on anymore. My brain just stopped.... *drink*

 

I know the feeling. That happened when I saw that Nicki Minaj/Corypheus hybrid...


#7114
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 02:42

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And I was about to ask whether I'd be invited to come... I swear I'd leave Sleeping Powder and the rest of the Subterfuge tree at home.

Sleeping Powder sounds like fun though.

Speaking of sleep, Monday kills. *drink*


#7115
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 02:44

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Sleeping Powder sounds like fun though.

 

Yeah, but I wouldn't want Biggie to mess around with Shadow Strike.


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#7116
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 02:46

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Spoiler


#7117
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 02:57

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Spoiler

 

LOL!!!

 

That is awesome, Paragon.


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#7118
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 03:06

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*10 min of internet conection limit left in Korea for me more then enough to post this and give both DrinkQuisition and WhineQuisition reasons to whine and get drunk :P*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WUT R U DOIN I LOST MY EYESIGHT


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#7119
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 03:12

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Paragon sells kits that should help with that.

*injects some vodka into ye olde eye socket*
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#7120
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 03:15

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You just HAD to repost it! It was almost going to get buried!


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#7121
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 03:33

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http://forum.bioware...ulets-of-power/

 


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#7122
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 23 mars 2015 - 03:38

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YES!

 

*shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty!*

 

*drinks something with a worm*


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#7123
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 03:43

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*10 min of internet conection limit left in Korea for me more then enough to post this and give both DrinkQuisition and WhineQuisition reasons to whine and get drunk :P*

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#7124
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 03:51

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where am I? who are you? what do you want off me???

 

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#7125
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Posté 23 mars 2015 - 04:05

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Guys... I think there's a conspiracy about the missing amulets..

 

http://forum.bioware...ring-them-back/


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