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[BountyhunterGER]

*10 min of internet conection limit left in Korea for me more then enough to post this and give both DrinkQuisition and WhineQuisition reasons to whine and get drunk *

 

I was drunk because of this some time before ..

http://forum.bioware...= mean mugging

Now you brought the nightmare back to me *drinks* *hopes to get drunk ASAP*

[BountyhunterGER]

where am I? who are you? what do you want off me???

 

You don't know who we are? You don't know where you are? Maybe you are drunk. If that's the case I think you are at the right place.

[Paragonslustre]

So that's where this pile of junk came from...

 

Yep, I mean nope 

 

LOL!!!

 

That is awesome, Paragon.

 

Father Ted .... it just never stops giving.  

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WUT R U DOIN I LOST MY EYESIGHT

 

 

There ya go pal, you're welcome 

 

http://forum.bioware...ulets-of-power/

 

 

Damn, just as I was going to post my Vigobloom gif with the amulet of power.  Suckered.  Oh well, I'll drink to it anyways.   Chugs, chugs.   Aaaaahhhhhh.

[ModernAcademic]

Paragon sells kits that should help with that.

*injects some vodka into ye olde eye socket*

 

*feels eye returning to normal* Hm, vodka running through my veins...pure bliss. *-*

 

Thanks so much, Voly. Like Jesus, I feel like one reborn. 

[Paragonslustre]

Two drinks!! Wait... four!!

 

You take a drink whenever a thread gets locked.

 

What?!  I've been short-changing myself? Drinks two meads in one, together at the same time.  Wipes mouth with back of hand.  That's better

 

Spoiler

 

 Embarrassed snigger 

[bunniebean]

That was awesome. I have to say, it did take me a while to figure out what it was trying to tell me, but then again, I'm alcoho Were dancing of a jig,
The keyholes to the left of me

Were merry as a grig,
The keyholes right before my face

Were drunk and winked at me,
And I stood there alone—alone!—

With one
small
key.
They frightened me, they daunted me;
I turned back to the stair,
And faced nine keyholes pale and stern

That lay in ambush there.
Six keyholes on the ceiling sat,
Eight keyholes on the door,
And seven saddened keyholes lay
Hiccoughing

on the
floor.
I crawled through one, I crawled through two,
I crawled through keyholes three— And then I saw a vistaed mile
Of keyholes waiting me!— "I will not crawl another yard
Through keyholes, though I die!"— Oh, when my fighting blood is up
A Turk
am
I!

They leapt at me, they flew at me,
They whistled as they came,
They gritted of their gleaming teeth,

They stung and spurted flame;
I put my back against the floor

And fought 'em gallantly— But what could anybody do
With one
small
key?
Keyholes at the front of me,
And keyholes on the flank,

And as they rushed at me I smelled
The liquor that they drank;

Keyholes on my spinal cord,
And keyholes in my hair— And with a "Heave together, boys!" They rolled
me down
the stair.
It bumped me some, it bent me some,
It broke a nose or two, And when the milkman came, he said:
"What Kaiser Belgiumed you?"
I says to him: "It might have been

The same with you as me
If you like me had had to fight
A gang of keyholes all last night

With one
small
key!"lically handicapped.[/quote]

Finest of mornings, wonderful company!
 
Please review my list of bear facts: http://forum.bioware...2#entry18845676
 
Correction & feedback is appreciated.
 
 

 
That was awesome. I have to say, it did take me a while to figure out what it was trying to tell me, but then again, I'm alcoholically handicapped.

Thanks found that lil gem in a book from the 1920s about prohibition. Glad someone got it!

[Dieb]

You don't know who we are? You don't know where you are? Maybe you are drunk. If that's the case I think you are at the right place.

 

Dude, your character looks awesome with a little moustacheness happening.

 

Can we find something that doesn't look better with a properly applied moustache?

[BountyhunterGER]

Dude, your character looks awesome with a little moustacheness happening.

 

Can we find something that doesn't look better with a properly applied moustache?

Answer = no

Spoiler

[Dieb]

Even moustaches.

 

Spoiler

[BountyhunterGER]

Even moustaches.

 

Spoiler

I was just about to do somethig like that.. but then I thought "Nah, too much mustaches" - I can't believe how wrong I was, hah *drinks some hairy drink* **** it's a mustache!

 

(btw in case you did not look back at the dai twitter thread yet "trailer coming tomorrow")

[Dieb]

Oh, thanks!

 

To show my gratitude,

 

 

a moustache on a moustache on the phrase "too much moustaches"

[BountyhunterGER]

 

 

mustache volus is gone now.

Maybe it just fell down and transformed into manly chesthair?

[Paragonslustre]

I think I derailed a thread without meaning to - one of those philosophical ones, I reckon I dumbed it down    That's worth a chug.  Chug

[BountyhunterGER]

I think I derailed a thread without meaning to - one of those philosophical ones, I reckon I dumbed it down    That's worth a chug.  Chug

Which thread? Wanna see the massacre - good work btw Chug!

[Paragonslustre]

Which thread? Wanna see the massacre - good work btw Chug!

http://forum.bioware.../#entry18849356

 

This one, but I wasn't really meaning to derail it just thought they might have been over-thinking it a little.  Anyway, seems like someone has put me right, damn it I'll have to read it.  Cuts into my valuable drinking time.  Chugs.

[ThreeF]

overanalyzing is the way of interwebs

[Paragonslustre]

Ohhh...  Yeah, I read that first "Brief academic report" thread and it gave me a headache just trying to finish the OP.  I am a simple man.  I find this thread much more my speed.  I salute your attempt to simplify things, though!

 

*salute*

 

*drinks*

 

Well, I got an interesting link to Venetian mask history out of it.  Chugs.

 

Edit.  I read Metamorphosis when I was 13 - I took it literally, haha!