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[Serza]

  Yeah, you're going to regret that.   You need to understand, my man, I've been out of the service longer  than some of you have been alive.  Skills diminish and are forgotten.   I'm hopeless without my Garmin GPS

 

I left you a Corporal. You can regain lost skills and knowledge, and then be the badass that never became an Officer yet everyone follows him in combat because he's just SO BADASS.

 

(Remember, you and Prophet are the only ones who served here, and I've at least virtual experience leading squads in combat - and I'm not on the roster, same as my ArmA buddies I'd trust with a squad. I'd say you two are overqualified to be XCOM operatives   - and I'm qualified just about the right amount!)

[Serza]

*SNORT*

 

You're lucky. I'm not about to let a sniper command a squad. Plus Dienne's a Corporal.

So, Lance Corporal Foley, fall in line, get in the Skyranger, and pray the Lieutenant will forget he (or she) has a map!

[Al Foley]

So looks like Foley is off to his favorite map in DA I. 

[Al Foley]

You're lucky. I'm not about to let a sniper command a squad. Plus Dienne's a Corporal.

So, Lance Corporal Foley, fall in line, get in the Skyranger, and pray the Lieutenant will forget he (or she) has a map!

Of coure not youd be an idiot to make me in charge of anything.  

[Serza]

Of coure not youd be an idiot to make me in charge of anything.  

 

Sure, all of you say this.

 

Dienne's becoming an Officer. She took being the commander on the Op real well!

Then there's me...

Ugh. Who am I going to make Officers?!

[LightningPoodle]

Ah, f*ck it.

 

LIEUTENANT POODLE! You may receive your map, compass, and sense of getting lost all the time in the Armory.

Corporal Beren? You're in charge of the operation!

 

I win! *proceeds to walk off of a cliff edge, falling thousands of feet*

 

[Serza]

I win! *proceeds to walk off of a cliff edge, falling thousands of feet*

 

 

*makes sure the epitapth on Poodle's tombstone reads "Got lost with map and compass, like a true Lieutenant"*

[LightningPoodle]

You're lucky. I'm not about to let a sniper command a squad. Plus Dienne's a Corporal.

So, Lance Corporal Foley, fall in line, get in the Skyranger, and pray the Lieutenant will forget he (or she) has a map!

 

Did you make Lieutenant Poodle a woman?

[Serza]

Did you make Lieutenant Poodle a woman?

 

Lieutenant Poodle DECIDED she wanted to be a woman. A French woman.

 

Likely so she could parody Isolde. "HUUU IIIZ DIZ WUHMAN, TIIGAN?"

[LightningPoodle]

Lieutenant Poodle DECIDED she wanted to be a woman. A French woman.

 

Likely so she could parody Isolde. "HUUU IIIZ DIZ WUHMAN, TIIGAN?"

 

You made me a woman!

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

[Beren Von Ostwick]

 

THE NUG QUEEN!

 

Don't worry, Poods, DPR will still want you

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Man, I hope Donk logs in soon to see this stuff.  I don't want to keep this nick/avatar for very long, but looking at the time, I'm afraid she's in bed by now.  Want to post in the "Create a sentence" thread, but no way in hell I'm doing so as LynLyn.

[Serza]

You made me a woman!

 

*laughs in an evil fashion*

 

Man, I hope Donk logs in soon to see this stuff.  I don't want to keep this nick/avatar for very long, but looking at the time, I'm afraid she's in bed by now.  Want to post in the "Create a sentence" thread, but no way in hell I'm doing so as LynLyn.

 

I'm afraid so. Otherwise...

 

*laughs*

[Serza]

Holy sh*t, Prophet! YOU'RE OP! HOW CAN YOU KILL TWO SECTOIDS DURING THEIR ACTIVATION MOVE AND SLEEP AT NIGHT?!

 

Prophet is a true badass, and worthy of being the Prophet of Donk.

He is spreading The Chant of Donk to all corners of Alien heads and beyond with a fervor that outdoes the Qun.

The Exalted Ayyy Invasion trembles at the Prophet of Donk!

The Alien Gods are hiding on their Battleships in fear of the Prophet of Donk!

Their will is shattering as The Prophet utters Donk's name... THERE IS A RECKONING IN THE NAME OF DONK!

[MilesUpShore]

Poodle you might be right about me maybe being 12, I just ate some cereals with an Anakin Skywalker spoon for dinner. 

[LightningPoodle]

Poodle you might be right about me maybe being 12, I just ate some cereals with an Anakin Skywalker spoon for dinner.

I'm never wrong.

[lynroy]

Except when you are.

[The_Prophet_of_Donk]

Holy sh*t, Prophet! YOU'RE OP! HOW CAN YOU KILL TWO SECTOIDS DURING THEIR ACTIVATION MOVE AND SLEEP AT NIGHT?!

 

Prophet is a true badass, and worthy of being the Prophet of Donk.

He is spreading The Chant of Donk to all corners of Alien heads and beyond with a fervor that outdoes the Qun.

The Exalted Ayyy Invasion trembles at the Prophet of Donk!

The Alien Gods are hiding on their Battleships in fear of the Prophet of Donk!

Their will is shattering as The Prophet utters Donk's name... THERE IS A RECKONING IN THE NAME OF DONK!

You have made my shitty day grand

can't wait to watch while i'm toking on my elfroot lol

 

Poodle you might be right about me maybe being 12, I just ate some cereals with an Anakin Skywalker spoon for dinner. 

That sounds like a normal thing for me.... except mine is actually Darth Vader.....

[Al Foley]

I hope Serza wasn't streaming...

[MilesUpShore]

You have made my shitty day grand

can't wait to watch while i'm toking on my elfroot lol

 

That sounds like a normal thing for me.... except mine is actually Darth Vader.....

 

Damn, that's way more badass than Anakin! Do you agree when I say cereals taste even better with them?

I love how everytime we interact with each other in here it's basically about us having kids stuff. We're really great I have to say. 

[Serza]

You have made my shitty day grand

can't wait to watch while i'm toking on my elfroot lol

 

That sounds like a normal thing for me.... except mine is actually Darth Vader.....

 

Sorry, wasn't streaming or recording. That was a game just for the hell of it. I don't stream my current campaign.

It felt EPIC, however.

 

I hope Serza wasn't streaming...

 

Nope.

[LightningPoodle]

Except when you are.

 

Exactly, but you don't have to advertise that.

[Al Foley]

Sorry, wasn't streaming or recording. That was a game just for the hell of it. I don't stream my current campaign.

It felt EPIC, however.

 

 

Nope.

Good. 

[lynroy]

Exactly, but you don't have to advertise that.

*climbs up onto the battlements*

HEY, GUYS! LIGHTNING IS ALWAYS RIGHT EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE'S WRONG!