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#7151
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Don't you dare start wearing one of those!  Remember, you have your own DrinkQuisition inspired mask!

 

Spoiler

 

*Drinks something sanitizing*

 

lol, that pic makes me want to go to Red Lobster!  I wonder if Cabot has any nice Chablis?

 

Geez, I've just switched on the PS4, the update file is 1.6G!!


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http://forum.bioware.../#entry18849356

 

This one, but I wasn't really meaning to derail it just thought they might have been over-thinking it a little.  Anyway, seems like someone has put me right, damn it I'll have to read it.  Cuts into my valuable drinking time.  Chugs.

 

So much culture on that thread...I can even smell the expensive perfume oozing from there.

 

The thread where people use powder to keep their lower bits nice and clean, polish their nails daily, fart perfume and drink only Perrier.

 

:P


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#7153
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Which thread should this one romance?

 

The WhineQuisition?

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Still better love story then 'Twilight' and still better romance then '50 Shades of Grey'!


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The thread where people use powder to keep their lower bits nice and clean...

DrinkQuisition has wrecked me.  I immediately thought of...

 

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Still better love story then 'Twilight' and still better romance then '50 Shades of Grey'!

 

Ahahahahaha!  

 

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*CHUG A MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD TIL YOU FALL DOWN*



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*CHUG A MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD TIL YOU FALL DOWN*

Well not my fault I like to ship people,things...threads when I'm drunk lol

In classical way "DrinkQuisition x WhineQuisition" is official THE SHIP IS SEALED!

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Well not my fault I like to ship people,things...threads when I'm drunk lol

In classical way "DrinkQuisition x WhineQuisition" is official THE SHIP IS SEALED!

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Wait a minute ...... doesn't the DrinkQuisitor have to consult with IR or something?  Ya don't just commit without The Will being involved.  Sips mead suspiciously.

 

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Wait a minute ...... doesn't the DrinkQuisitor have to consult with IR or something?  Ya don't just commit without The Will being involved.  Sips mead suspiciously.

 

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The moment 'WhineQuisition'(still waiting for this name to be put in the title) was made it made commitment to DrinkQuisition.



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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the ultimate thread:

 

http://forum.bioware...ge-inquisition/

 

It has a strong connection to Drinquisition. You'll see it with your own eyes.

 

P.S.I advise you to go there with an high rate of alc/vol in your blood.

 

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Already intoxicated with alcohol so much that Lady from WhineQuisition kicked me out in here,she said that my whine reeks of alcohol intoxication so she sent me here...apparently I can get back once my hangover comes to me because I will have to whine about lot then.

But...but...but...

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*Roly chuckles into his mug and grins at that devious dwarf behind the counter*



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*Shake sips another round of tequila while watching empty bottle of rum that warmed his belly not too long ago before it went empty*

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the ultimate thread:

 

http://forum.bioware...ge-inquisition/

 

It has a strong connection to Drinquisition. You'll see it with your own eyes.

 

P.S.I advise you to go there with an high rate of alc/vol in your blood.

 

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From said thread: 

 

Iron Bull fantasizes about sex with high dragons, Sera can't cut her hairs in a fashionable way, and these are only a few examples of what alcohol is causing all over Thedas.

 

Well, when you have a giant hole in the sky that looks like a big, green, a** sh**tting demons all over the place - bsaically the Maker having a bad case of diarrhea and evacuating on top of our heads-, it's not like you're not s**itting in your pants and drinking through the day as a way to cope with the sheer terror devouring your innards.


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*Roly uncorks a bottle of Rivaini Red, which as we all know goes wonderfully with seafood*



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*Shake sips another round of tequila while watching empty bottle of rum that warmed his belly not too long ago before it went empty*

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So... when's the wedding?

 

Also, welcome to our little madhouse. I hope you stick around cause you're funny as ****!!!

 

 

From said thread: 

 

Iron Bull fantasizes about sex with high dragons, Sera can't cut her hairs in a fashionable way, and these are only a few examples of what alcohol is causing all over Thedas.

 

Well, when you have a giant hole in the sky that looks like a big, green, a** sh**tting demons all over the place - bsaically the Maker having a bad case of diarrhea and evacuating on top of our heads-, it's not like you're not s**itting in your pants and drinking through the day as a way to cope with the sheer terror devouring your innards.

 

:wub:

 

 

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*Roly uncorks a bottle of Rivaini Red, which as we all know goes wonderfully with seafood*

 

Mate... you gotta stop giving me ammo. :lol:

 

Now all I can think about is Rivaini... and I need not go into what I'm thinking about.

 

This will pretty much sum it up instead...

 

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Btw, why did you change the thread title again!?


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#7166
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What the Hell is going on here? Cabot, another bottle!



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Wait a minute ...... doesn't the DrinkQuisitor have to consult with IR or something?  Ya don't just commit without The Will being involved.  Sips mead suspiciously.

 

Indeed! I cannot conceive of us getting hitched without Iron Roy signing off.  And frankly, unless The WhineQuisition is loaded down with bald elf gods, I think the chances are slim at best.

 

Mate... you gotta stop giving me ammo. :lol:

 

Now all I can think about is Rivaini... and I need not go into what I'm thinking about.

 

This will pretty much sum it up instead...

 

<snipped>

 

Btw, why did you change the thread title again!?

 

:lol:  Believe it or not, it wasn't intentional this time.  New title is shorter, btw.  I don't think it whacks links, though.  I tested it by clicking on Roy's sig and it still worked.

 

Oh, for the record, I like Daenerys' imagery better...

 

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What the Hell is going on here? Cabot, another bottle!

 

Mayhem, Iron Roy, mayhem!!



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Yeah but Kathy Bates is more hilarious...

Alert. Our favourite troll is back!!

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Hi, just passing by. What in the name of Jack Daniels is going on here?



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Indeed! I cannot conceive of us getting hitched without Iron Roy signing off. And frankly, unless The WhineQuisition is loaded down with bald elf gods, I think the chances are slim at best.


:lol: Believe it or not, it wasn't intentional this time. New title is shorter, btw. I don't think it whacks links, though. I tested it by clicking on Roy's sig and it still worked.

Oh, for the record, I like Daenerys' imagery better...

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Mayhem, Iron Roy, mayhem!!

Mayhem? Proceed. I shall take the romance lock under advisement.

Yeah but Kathy Bates is more hilarious...

Alert. Our favourite troll is back!!

WHERE? *prepares the casks*

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Hi, just passing by. What in the name of Jack Daniels is going on here?


Ahh.. Welcome friend.

That is one of lifes greatest mysteries.. Alongside, who built the pyramids?

And

Is God real?

#7172
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Hi, just passing by. What in the name of Jack Daniels is going on here?

exactly.

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Feedback section!!

Sorry I'm on mobile and it's a pain in the arse to link..

But it's ZeroMystic..

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found it. Tl;dr can't read it until lunch time because of the length. *drink*

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Meh you don't really have to read it, it's just a recycle of the same crap he usually posts..