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:wub:

 

*falls to the floor, spent.  Looks around at the bar*

 

I'll get the *wheez* rest of you sexy ladies next time....

 

Btw, Rivaini, I got you a present like THREE FRIGGIN' DAYS AGO!

 

 

 

I've had the DLC since yesterday but I haven't fired up DAI yet to actually play it.  I'm probably going to have to haul Verana the badass necromage out of retirement as I've no other characters anywhere close to level 20 yet. She's 23 IIRC, but I haven't played her since late January/early Feb.  Will probably just reload pre-arbor wilds and just run through all that again along with DLC.

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Omygodohmygodohmygaaaawd! How could I have missed that?!

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And it's Sid Meier, innit? *jumps around happily*

 

*and even more*

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I've got Measure Veil Strength which never triggered before. And it only needs 13 cheating free-hours...


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*drinks while watching rivaini with amusement*
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Oh no!  That sucks.  My first playthrough was 230 hours on PS3, I'm anal enough to want to finish it on PS4 and update the keep before I start DLC.  Chugs.

That sucks, too. Did you do the exakt same things on your PS4 mission?

 

Haven't updated the Keep since I read that IQ is online now *coughs*

 

Pffft... Frostback basins... on the left lower corner of the Ferelden war map. No one talks about it, it just appears. Without any green blob... where the heck is Zero when I need him the most! There are no instructiins!

 

Okay, wasn't able to wait for that much time. I mean, Lavellan couldn't wait that long. And now. Gniiihiiiihiiii! What lies dormant triggered. Paragon, it wooohoooorks! :D

*off for a while to see if that powerful rift thingie will kill me*


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Buck up, mate. Who are you looking to get a humping from anyway? *drinks*

 

I got it covered.  I knew the bears were good for something in Inquisition (besides handing me my ass at level 6 on hard level in the Hinterlands) :lol:  

 

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*In emotionless Inquisitor voice*

 

What's going on here?

 

Rivaini!!!!!!

 

Welcome back babe.

 

Umm.. to be honest. And this is just my opinion but... I've no interest in the new DLC. So I don't mind that I can't get it just yet.

 

(Please don't beat me up :crying: )

 

Voly: Don't even think about humping me, mate. You'll have a trusting purple hoof up your pucker!! :devil:


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That sucks, too. Did you do the exakt same things on your PS4 mission?

 

Haven't updated the Keep since I read that IQ is online now *coughs*

 

Pffft... Frostback basins... on the left lower corner of the Ferelden war map. No one talks about it, it just appears. Without any green blob... where the heck is Zero when I need him the most! There are no instructiins!

 

Okay, wasn't able to wait for that much time. I mean, Lavellan couldn't wait that long. And now. Gniiihiiiihiiii! What lies dormant triggered. Paragon, it wooohoooorks! :D

*off for a while to see if that powerful rift thingie will kill me*

 

No, I bucked my trend and went for Warrior as I started another game on PS3 before I upgraded and was having so much fun using the grappling hook and kicking enemies in the teeth.  I feel a bit uneasy though as I generally play as a mage for my canon.  I don't suppose it matters so much now with the keep except in my head.  Aw, I'm glad it's working for you - have fun :)  


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Ugh IR!!

 

I went into that romance thread. And was baited!!!


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Ugh IR!!

 

I went into that romance thread. And was baited!!!

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Hey, those comments were not there when I first brought the thread to attention. You did put that person in their place quite nicely though.



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*In emotionless Inquisitor voice*

 

What's going on here?

 

Rivaini!!!!!!

 

Welcome back babe.

 

Umm.. to be honest. And this is just my opinion but... I've no interest in the new DLC. So I don't mind that I can't get it just yet.

 

(Please don't beat me up :crying: )

 

Voly: Don't even think about humping me, mate. You'll have a trusting purple hoof up your pucker!! :devil:

Well... if BG is not allowed...

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No, I bucked my trend and went for Warrior as I started another game on PS3 before I upgraded and was having so much fun using the grappling hook and kicking enemies in the teeth.  I feel a bit uneasy though as I generally play as a mage for my canon.  I don't suppose it matters so much now with the keep except in my head.  Aw, I'm glad it's working for you - have fun :)  

Hrhr, the player's head is all that matters :)

 

Hm... wasn't fun. Didn't know it's really nothing more than wartable and 'go close the rift' mission. :(


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Every companion has one of those so now Solas can join the other kids on the War table. Probably should've said something about that... *drink*



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Hey, those comments were not there when I first brought the thread to attention. You did put that person in their place quite nicely though.

 

Since I've been on the BSN I've been accused of being:

 

*A terrorist

* A predator ( :ph34r: )

* A pedo

 

All because I like Sera.... :lol:

 

It's kinda like accusing Voly of being gay cause he likes Cassandra...

 

*Runs away*

 

 

Well... if BG is not allowed...

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Hrhr, the player's head is all that matters :)

 

Hm... wasn't fun. Didn't know it's really nothing more than wartable and 'go close the rift' mission. :(

 

Now was it really necessary to quote me twice, or did you just miss me?

 

Yes you can do that. Feel free to hump any other parts. ;)



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Every companion has one of those so now Solas can join the other kids on the War table. Probably should've said something about that... *drink*

He would be a good war table counselor btw. He knows the most about green blobs.


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Since I've been on the BSN I've been accused of being:

 

*A terrorist

* A predator ( :ph34r: )

* A pedo

 

All because I like Sera.... :lol:

 

It's kinda like accusing Voly of being gay cause he likes Cassandra...

 

*Runs away*

 

 

 

Now was it really necessary to quote me twice, or did you just miss me?

 

Yes you can do that. Feel free to hump any other parts. ;)

I already edited that, ******! :P

*humps all over hb*


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He would be a good war table counselor btw. He knows the most about green blobs.

He could be there to instruct the Inquisitor to click on the icons with green blobs over them.



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He could be there to instruct the Inquisitor to click on the icons with green blobs over them.

Just what I meant :P


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Well... if BG is not allowed...

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Hrhr, the player's head is all that matters :)

 

Hm... wasn't fun. Didn't know it's really nothing more than wartable and 'go close the rift' mission. :(

 

I suppose.  Ah well I won't worry about it too much then if I miss it.

 

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Since I've been on the BSN I've been accused of being:

 

*A terrorist

* A predator ( :ph34r: )

* A pedo

 

All because I like Sera.... :lol:

 

It's kinda like accusing Voly of being gay cause he likes Cassandra...

 

*Runs away*

 

 

 

Now was it really necessary to quote me twice, or did you just miss me?

 

Yes you can do that. Feel free to hump any other parts. ;)

 

Nothing to do with the Nursey outfit then?  Sniggers into mead.


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He could be there to instruct the Inquisitor to click on the icons with green blobs over them.

 

Is this for that ZeroMystic person?

 

 

I suppose.  Ah well I won't worry about it too much then if I miss it.

 

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Nothing to do with the Nursey outfit then?  Sniggers into mead.

 

A nursey outfit cannot make up for a red sausage rubbing up against my hooves...


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*drink* Yes. *drink*



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*drink* Yes. *drink*

 

To be honest..

 

A pointless exercise. He'll still find a way to get stuck. ;)


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And that would be the best part! :lol: Imagine him cussing Solas out.



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And that would be the best part! :lol: Imagine him cussing Solas out.

 

Trollasspotatoheadclown!!!! This is bullshit!!!


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He could be there to instruct the Inquisitor to click on the icons with green blobs over them.

 

Nooooooooooooo!  Put you and Solas together in the war room with that big, inviting war table?  I'm not picking up all the markers when your done!  Cracks knuckles, time for more Inquisitiathon, the claws have relaxed.  Later dudes.  Drinks mead down in one and turns to leave.

Oh, HB I saw your reply in the Romance thread - Sera would greatly approve.

 

Skips out gaily

 

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Skips out.


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*Avoids war room*

 

Later mate!

 

Take a drink whenever you engage in serious discussion in a joke thread you made.

 

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Trollasspotatoheadclown!!!! This is bullshit!!!

YES!! *drink*
 

Nooooooooooooo!  Put you and Solas together in the war room with that big, inviting war table?  I'm not picking up all the markers when your done!  

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know, I wasn't even thinking about that!



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*Avoids war room*

 

Later mate!

 

Take a drink whenever you engage in serious discussion in a joke thread you made.

 

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Your own fault, mate. ;)