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#7351
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Your own fault, mate. ;)

 

This is the BSN.

 

I should know better.

 

Well.. looks like all the other DrinkQuisitor ****** have bailed on us.



#7352
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Those bastards! Looks like we get all the alcohol to ourselves. *dives into a barrel*



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Those bastards! Looks like we get all the alcohol to ourselves. *dives into a barrel*

 

I think ZeroMystic has a twin sister.

 

http://forum.bioware...ale-characters/ (view latest posts)

 

Yep... this is convenient. I'm gonna need that grog!!



#7354
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SMH :lol: *drink* I just---*drink* Yup.



#7355
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Muahaha, HB dates her daughter's classmate!

*drinks giggling*

 

And no, I'm not even sorry for that, because I'm such a good humper.



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Muahaha, HB dates her daughter's classmate!

*drinks giggling*

 

And no, I'm not even sorry for that, because I'm such a good humper.

 

Yes so good that I forgot to be offended. ;)



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Voly: Don't even think about humping me, mate. You'll have a trusting purple hoof up your pucker!! :devil:


:lol: Never fear, I took your words to heart after the shin slapping incident.

#7358
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Pft, I would wonder if I would be able to offend you at all, even if I'd try.

 

Edit:

There was a shin slapping incident?


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Pft, I would wonder if I would be able to offend you at all, even if I'd try.

 

Edit:

There was a shin slapping incident?

 

By being absent!!!

 

And yes.. though I forgot why.



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Oh, aye...

Yep. I am convinced that he is a woman, with that selfish spite.

 

He got jealous when Rivaini came running back to me, bragging about her new issues.

 

*Argh*  Okay, I'm normally not one for open exposure like this, but I gotta nip this here and now!

 

*Roly undoes his mastercraft nurses outfit, pulls out his all natural 100% volun member, and whacks Badonkadonk hard across the chins with it a few times*

 

EW PENIS COOTIES

 

(Seriously, don't do that again)

 

;)

 

HA!  Just noticed I typed "chins" instead of "shins."  Whoops.

 

*drinks to spelling errors that change the meaning of things*



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Oh, aye...

 

 

 

HA!  Just noticed I typed "chins" instead of "shins."  Whoops.

 

*drinks to spelling errors that change the meaning of things*

 

LMAO.

 

I must've been too drunk to pick up on that typo.



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I think ZeroMystic has a twin sister.

 

http://forum.bioware...ale-characters/ (view latest posts)

 

Yep... this is convenient. I'm gonna need that grog!!

 

I had to laugh the other day, when Patrick Weekes commented how he once stated that Mission Vao in KOTOR was supposed to be 14 years old, and got a lot of hatemail from people feeling dirty about writing (I'm assuming just as dirty) fanfic/ creating mods etc.

 

Sera doesn't fall into that category. Sure, she isn't old, but she's a full grown adult. Also her romance is quite serious, from what I've seen on YT. Not the clichee "I'm homosxual, alas I'm easy and f*ck anything that moves".

 

However, while I understand your frustration, you'll never teach that gal/guy any better. They came to hate, all they need is a podium.


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By being absent!!!

 

And yes.. though I forgot why.

Well, bye then :D

 

 

Oh, aye...

 

 

 

HA!  Just noticed I typed "chins" instead of "shins."  Whoops.

 

*drinks to spelling errors that change the meaning of things*

Great, now I'm really confused. Upper or lower body parts? So she slapped that thing on your leg? With hands?

 

*climbs on her own podium and looks lost*



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DId... did you just call me a she?!  And I just gave you a boat....

 

<drama mode>

 

inara_crying.gif

 

</drama mode>

 

*drinks something with an umbrella*

 

EDIT:

Spoiler



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I had to laugh the other day, when Patrick Weekes commented how he once stated that Mission Vao in KOTOR was supposed to be 14 years old, and got a lot of hatemail from people feeling dirty about writing (I'm assuming just as dirty) fanfic/ creating mods etc.

 

Sera doesn't fall into that category. Sure, she isn't old, but she's a full grown adult. Also her romance is quite serious, from what I've seen on YT. Not the clichee "I'm homosxual, alas I'm easy and f*ck anything that moves".

 

However, while I understand your frustration, you'll never teach that gal/guy any better. They came to hate, all they need is a podium.

 

I know what you mean.

 

I just find it ironic how these people claim things about Sera that they themselves practice. :rolleyes:

 

But it's human nature, innit? Hypocrisy.

 

 

Well, bye then :D

 

 

Great, now I'm really confused. Upper or lower body parts? So she slapped that thing on your leg? With hands?

 

*climbs on her own podium and looks lost*

 

******.

 

Don't even think about it!!

 

I'll chase you down and haunt your dreams...

 

LMAO Voly I think she's saying I'm the one with the dong...



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Oh... yeah, no.  I have dong.  Badonkadonk just has an artificial 20 inch piece of steel she calls Andraste's somethingorother that she loves to hit me on the forehead with.  It hurts... *winces in memory*



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I might be a little late, but...

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I just read... they'll be back! And with all those wishful thinking I did in the last longlong years... I suppose it's gonna be awful. But... They'll be back! :D

 

 

DId... did you just call me a she?!  And I just gave you a boat....

 

<drama mode>

 

inara_crying.gif

 

</drama mode>

 

*drinks something with an umbrella*

 

EDIT:

Spoiler

Eh... my confused I thinks that I called HB a 'she'. Which is right...?!

 

I thought she slapped you, because you humped her?

 

 

I know what you mean.

 

I just find it ironic how these people claim things about Sera that they themselves practice. :rolleyes:

 

But it's human nature, innit? Hypocrisy.

 

 

 

******.

 

Don't even think about it!!

 

I'll chase you down and haunt your dreams...

 

LMAO Voly I think she's saying I'm the one with the dong...

Baby, you already haunt my dreams!

flirting.gif


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No.  See, she said she was convinced that I was a woman.  I felt it necessary to immediately crush that rumor.  So right in the middle of Cabot's I whipped it out and slapped her across the shins with it.  She promptly warned me to never, ever touch her again with it.  Anyhoo, moving on...

 

Yeah, read about  the new X-Files yesterday.  I am not sure how I feel about it.  Part of me is really excited, but another part really doubts they'll be able to recapture the magic.  I'm more excited about the Boston/Blue Oyster Cult tour this summer.

 

*Drinks to dull his fear of the reaper*


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More Than A Feeling is the greatest song ever written by anyone about anything.


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Oh... yeah, no.  I have dong.  Badonkadonk just has an artificial 20 inch piece of steel she calls Andraste's somethingorother that she loves to hit me on the forehead with.  It hurts... *winces in memory*

 

Andraste's phallus.

 

 

I might be a little late, but...

tumblr_inline_mzncxxQZlF1ss7dsh.gif

I just read... they'll be back! And with all those wishful thinking I did in the last longlong years... I suppose it's gonna be awful. But... They'll be back! :D

 

 

Eh... my confused I thinks that I called HB a 'she'. Which is right...?!

 

I thought she slapped you, because you humped her?

 

 

Baby, you already haunt my dreams!

flirting.gif

 

Do you walk funny when you wake up in the morning?



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I've been OOL for almost 30 minutes now I think.  Makes me sad volus. :(

 

*drinks in honor to everyone who should have gotten a like*

 

Dieb, that includes you even if you're wrong about what the greatest song ever is.



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I've been OOL for almost 30 minutes now I think.  Makes me sad volus. :(

 

*drinks in honor to everyone who should have gotten a like*

 

Dieb, that includes you even if you're wrong about what the greatest song ever is.

 

I'm too scared to click..



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It's a sad country song by one of the greatest country singers ever.

 

*drinks in memory of George Jones*



#7374
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No.  See, she said she was convinced that I was a woman.  I felt it necessary to immediately crush that rumor.  So right in the middle of Cabot's I whipped it out and slapped her across the shins with it.  She promptly warned me to never, ever touch her again with it.  Anyhoo, moving on...

 

Yeah, read about  the new X-Files yesterday.  I am not sure how I feel about it.  Part of me is really excited, but another part really doubts they'll be able to recapture the magic.  I'm more excited about the Boston/Blue Oyster Cult tour this summer.

 

*Drinks to dull his fear of the reaper*

OMG, you undeserving Americans get a Boston/Blue Oyster Cult tour?! *cries*

 

Andraste's phallus.

 

 

 

Do you walk funny when you wake up in the morning?

I always walk funny as I sometimes have a balance problem :P

Especially since I joined here ;)


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More Than A Feeling is the greatest song ever written by anyone about anything.

Boston wins


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