Why is it that when I'm on a date with a pirate, DQers join us drinking?

What? I know Edward from me own time upon these seas! Lad knows how to drink!
*feels like playing ACIVBF, then remembers it requires the UPlay virus*
I just found a dude in an awesome power armor. He has Garrus' voice. I can't even right now.
Wait, did he just call me Jack? LOL (Fem protagonist has the same VA as Jack from ME).
Don't mind me, I'll be here drinking and fangirling.
That's one HELLUVA easter egg if he calls you Jack...
Sadly he's just a random NPC wandering the wasteland
I'd romance the hell out of him.
I can see why. With Garrus' voice? I'd fall for him, and I'm straight.
Huh, I've just sat through 5 minutes of adverts for toys thinking wtf, I know it's nearing Christmas, and then I realise the channel was Nicktoons .....
A question, in The Masked Empire did Solas go by that name or was he referred to as Fen'harel or something else? And, if he wasn't did anyone here guess as to his identity when playing DAI?
Pride is not referred to anyhow in TME. He's the shadowy figure that talks to Felassan at the very end. And kills him. Totally doesn't make him Brolas in my book. One does not simply kill Felassan and be a bro afterwards.
Hahren, however, is an honorary title I am obliged to use as an Elf.
Too bad the Nords don't have psychologists.
You clearly need help 
Nords are all racist!
*wishes Bosmer weren't weird with their cannibalism and shtuffz*