What? Where?
*jumps in the nearest shelter, awaiting any sort of attack due to the ALERT*
What? Where?
*jumps in the nearest shelter, awaiting any sort of attack due to the ALERT*
Keep trying to hide your prejudice... it's not working ![]()
It's what everyone says! You tell me the truth then. I'm just... concerned.

I don't like this.... Something's off.
*starts looking around for signs of magic*
You? Pants?
*fails a 99% panic check*
*laughs at the poor XCOM joke*
No, that's just me putting pants on.
For the first time in months...
I'd make a guttery joke, but... it might be understood wrong. Can't come up with a good phrasing that'd make it obvious I'm only talking about DQ-Roy.
No, that's just me putting pants on.
What was it? the lack of pockets? indiscreet looks at your tasteful panties...?
Maaan, if Dienne...
My theory is that originally, she didn't wear them because it's hard to get in somebody's pants if they HAVE NO PANTS ON.
But now it gold cold up in Skyhold. Remember, we're in the middle of the Frostbacks.
If Dienne what? ![]()
Mentioned panties...
What was it? the lack of pockets? indiscreet looks at your tasteful panties...?
(Quoted as proof of existence)
I am straight, not blind. I can appreciate good taste in undergarments.
Didn't claim you're blind. Just used that as an excuse for my dirty joke. ![]()
Wait there was a joke there? ![]()

What? Does your search engine pop up a 404?
Fine! Joke was a bad word! Call it a theory!
Damn. Not like there's much understanding between me and everyone else lately.
Maybe the time has come for me to bid farewell.
Still, if my jokes were any worse, I couldn't call them bad jokes, but "the stupid **** I say"
Oh come on, I was just joking ![]()
This stuff tends to happen every now and then. Something breaks, things stop being peachy, I leave the community because ... something changes. Mostly, it's some sort of me-induced problem. Once, the people just decided to start being jerks to me, but that's one out of several cases.
I'd rather catch the signal early and leave while nobody hates me this time around.
Hey I didn't mean to offend you, I'm sorry if I did. I'll stop.
No, not at all. It's me. As I said, usually I screw something up.
I've made a return to one such group recently, however... Three years of separation and growing up mentally does wonders, apparently.
Still. I stay vigilant. Might happen, might not happen. I can never know, and as I said, I would like to leave a group before everyone starts hating me next time it does.
And this is why I should limit myself to being a princessy good girl.
Once again, I apologize if I've ever made you feel bad, Serza.
What was it? the lack of pockets? indiscreet looks at your tasteful panties...?
I got by with lack of pockets. I just got bored of the no pants things.
Maaan, if Dienne...
My theory is that originally, she didn't wear them because it's hard to get in somebody's pants if they HAVE NO PANTS ON.
But now it gold cold up in Skyhold. Remember, we're in the middle of the Frostbacks.
ahahahaha
And this is why I should limit myself to being a princessy good girl.
Once again, I apologize if I've ever made you feel bad, Serza.
What kind of hypocrite would this particular ******* be if he wanted others to only be good girls and boys?
Be as you wish - nevermind my paranoid, weird mind that's so fucked up it can't tell up and down in human relations anymore.