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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)

Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#7576
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 26 mars 2015 - 09:37

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*Roly smacks the lute out of that bitc MaryDen's hand, strums a bit, then starts singing for Lady Lustre*

 

Tumbleweed, you're living a cowgirl's dream   ( <<< yo, there be a link, click it for actual song )
Tumbleweed, freedom is the air you breathe
But if you don't stop long enough
To let yourself fall in love
Tumbleweed, you're gonna end up lonely

You've been riding the range all alone for so long
No one can hold you, the wind is too strong
Michel would tell you he loves you and ask you to stay
But you're already drifting away

Tumbleweed, you're living a cowgirl's dream
Tumbleweed, freedom is the air you breathe
But if you don't stop long enough
To let yourself fall in love
Tumbleweed, you're gonna end up lonely

You won't be broken, you won't be tied down
You drift with the wind barely touching the ground
But late at night out there under the stars
There's an empty place in your arms

Tumbleweed, you're living a cowgirl's dream
Tumbleweed, freedom is the air you breathe
But if you don't stop long enough
To let yourself fall in love
Tumbleweed, you're gonna end up lonely

Tumbleweed you're gonna end up lonely
Tumbleweed

 

*drinks a sarsaparilla*


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#7577
Paragonslustre
Posté 26 mars 2015 - 09:52

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Lol!  Nice voice, the suspender belt must be pinching!  Time differences suck.


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#7578
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Posté 26 mars 2015 - 10:26

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Nice voice, the suspender belt must be pinching!

 

:lol: Actually, it went down like this...

 

Spoiler

 

*chugs a bud light*


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#7579
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Posté 26 mars 2015 - 11:02

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:lol: Actually, it went down like this...

 

Spoiler

 

*chugs a bud light*

 

Snatches bud light out of Roly's hand and squints at it incredulously then smashes it into the wall (narrowly missing Krem - again).  Geez man, sit in your chair will you!  

Addresses Roly:

This is the DrinkQuisition not My Little Pony's afternoon tea party!  Here! stuffs a bottle of vodka into Roly's stunned paw.  Remember the DrinkQuisition anthem!  Drink!! 

Marches out the door righteously... pops head back in.  G'night your DrinkQuisitorialness, please don't ban me  ^_^


#7580
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Posté 26 mars 2015 - 11:26

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You are right, of course! Thanks for saving me :)


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#7581
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 01:05

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Is that an after-sex cigarette? Naughty zoophiliac Iron Roy.

 

I cackled like a loon at that!!!

 

Voly buddy... you created this masterpiece. You are the reason that we have all come together in this giant orgy of awesomeness.

 

So even if you do post lame songs and lyrics, you aint getting kicked out.

 

EDIT: (Not hiding shame) I dunno what the **** I was thinking. Paragon was the one who posted something lame.. jeez. I really need to grow some braincells.

 

But in this case.. never again Paragon!!! :lol:


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#7582
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 01:20

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Oooh another "let's whinge about Sera because it's the cool thing to do on the BSN" thread.

 

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I'm failing to understand why you would take her in a party if you couldn't stand her...


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#7583
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 01:30

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Voly buddy... you created this masterpiece. You are the reason that we have all come together in this giant orgy of awesomeness.

 

So even if you do post lame songs and lyrics, you aint getting kicked out.

 

:o   I am gratified!  I didn't even know that was a consideration! 

 

*makes mental note to bribe Donk and Her Royness with something appropriate later*


#7584
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 27 mars 2015 - 01:30

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Sorry, IR refuses to let my incredible romance skills seduce her.

 

 

I guess that's better than peeing in corners.

Just wondering that Cabot allowed that to happen.

I am immune to your 'romance skills'.
Peeing in corners :lol: I haven't done that for a while, give me a break!

Another Sera thread? I think people just love her so much they don't realize it.... *drink*


#7585
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 27 mars 2015 - 01:31

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Bribe!? You think I can be bribed, Volus?


#7586
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 27 mars 2015 - 01:33

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Everybody has their price, Iron Roy, be it kegs of mead, or what have you. ;)


#7587
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 27 mars 2015 - 01:38

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So you think!


#7588
Rekkampum
Posté 27 mars 2015 - 01:48

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Can we put the amulets of power up here too?


#7589
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 01:56

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Can we put the amulets of power up here too?

I think a certain someone in here already hoarded them all.

 

 

I'm failing to understand why you would take her in a party if you couldn't stand her...

Masochism or for the opportunity to complain.


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#7590
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 02:10

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No the reapers indoctrinated paragon to believe that she hoarded them, to cover their agenda.

Lmao Doc you've really earned your name. I'd go with complaining.. Is there some sort of addictive disorder for that?
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#7591
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 27 mars 2015 - 02:45

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So you think!

Exactly! Biotic God, remember? I think things and they happen.

#7592
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 02:53

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Exactly! Biotic God, remember? I think things and they happen.


Have you been on the red sand again?
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#7593
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 02:55

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Oh BTW Voly I think you should change "potentially nsfw" to "most likely nsfw"

#7594
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 03:11

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Exactly! Biotic God, remember? I think things and they happen.

Excuse me while I sit here drinking my Dr pepper and looking unimpressed. *drink*

EDIT: added quote I was replying to

#7595
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 03:14

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Excuse me while I sit here drinking my Dr pepper and looking unimpressed. *drink*


Lol what's wrong mate?

Other than the fact you're at work.. Like me. And slacking off..

#7596
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 27 mars 2015 - 03:38

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That was in reply to Volus. I shall edit to clarify.

I am confused as to why I need to be bribed though. Not sure how that came about.

#7597
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 03:42

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My bad.

Ugh just want this **** to be over with!!

#7598
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 27 mars 2015 - 04:15

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Me too. I'm so close to losing my ****.

#7599
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Posté 27 mars 2015 - 04:16

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That was in reply to Volus. I shall edit to clarify.

I am confused as to why I need to be bribed though. Not sure how that came about.

So y'all won't kick me out, so you'll face paint donk some night, the possibilities are endless!

#7600
ravenesse
Posté 27 mars 2015 - 04:17

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I am immune to your 'romance skills'.
Peeing in corners :lol: I haven't done that for a while, give me a break!
 

 

Yes. I understood that. Thanks for clarifying again. Every rejection hurts a little bit less.

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*returns to PoE* Seems to be a save place, it is said, they don't have romances either.


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