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[LightningPoodle]

I made a discovery about something and you did not comment.  tisk.

 

You know you're not the center of the universe, right?

[Al Foley]

 

You know you're not the center of the universe, right?

I assure you if there is a bright shiny center to the universe I am on the planet that is the farthest from.

[MilesUpShore]

*sees Foley mentioning something about living far away from the 'bright shiny center'*

*takes note in little 'Is Foley = Dark Side = confirmed?' notebook*

*continues watching him with squinty eyes* 

[Paragonslustre]

Wow, this webpage keeps crashing and I haven't liked anything yet but I'm already out of likes?

 

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A G E N D A

 

I'm loving FO4.

[Al Foley]

*sees Foley mentioning something about living far away from the 'bright shiny center'*

*takes note in little 'Is Foley = Dark Side = confirmed?' notebook*

*continues watching him with squinty eyes* 

*wheezes mechanically*

[Donk]

I made a discovery about something and you did not comment.  tisk.

 

I'm renowned for having a very short attention span.

 

Is it something about dogs peeing inside by any chance? Or is it something else?

 

 

 

You know you're not the center of the universe, right?

 

*Remembers a yo mama is fat joke related to this*

 

 

*sees Foley mentioning something about living far away from the 'bright shiny center'*

*takes note in little 'Is Foley = Dark Side = confirmed?' notebook*

*continues watching him with squinty eyes* 

 

Pfft. No offence to Foley or anything.. but he is way too p*ssy to be darkside.

 

[Al Foley]

I'm renowned for having a very short attention span.

 

Is it something about dogs peeing inside by any chance? Or is it something else?

 

 

 

 

*Remembers a yo mama is fat joke related to this*

 

 

 

Pfft. No offence to Foley or anything.. but he is way too p*ssy to be darkside.

Nah muffins.  

 

*Obi-Wan Kenobi voice* None taken.  

[Paragonslustre]

Ah crap.  I don't know what a muffin is (apart from a delicious baked goody).  Is this going to be like my cream pie revelation ..... *heads off to google*

[MilesUpShore]

*wheezes mechanically*

 

*adds note*

 

Hey, I'm wearing a SW shirt today. No one made a compliment when I went to the farmer's market, quite rude. 

 

 

Pfft. No offence to Foley or anything.. but he is way too p*ssy to be darkside.

 

Hmmm. Not so sure. Wait.... all the girly giggling he does on his streams... uhh... hmmm. Okay maybe you're right. 

 

Foley if you laugh like Palpatine next time I give you... 2 Euro cent. 

[Al Foley]

Ah crap.  I don't know what a muffin is (apart from a delicious baked goody).  Is this going to be like my cream pie revelation ..... *heads off to google*

*chuckles evilly* 

[Al Foley]

*adds note*

 

Hey, I'm wearing a SW shirt today. No one made a compliment when I went to the farmer's market, quite rude. 

 

 

Hmmm. Not so sure. Wait.... all the girly giggling he does on his streams... uhh... hmmm. Okay maybe you're right. 

 

Foley if you laugh like Palpatine next time I give you... 2 Euro cent. 

 

 

*chuckles evilly* 

[MilesUpShore]

Ah crap.  I don't know what a muffin is (apart from a delicious baked goody).  Is this going to be like my cream pie revelation ..... *heads off to google*

 

Even I know what they mean! I think. Do I? Hm! *waits for reaction* 

[Donk]

Nah muffins.  

 

*Obi-Wan Kenobi voice* None taken.  

 

Ah. ****** -- I mean, muffins.

 

Yeah. They're great. Especially the pink, creamy ones.. with the smooth texture. Damn!

 

Porn incoming.

 

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[Al Foley]

Ah. ****** -- I mean, muffins.

 

Yeah. They're great. Especially the pink, creamy ones.. with the smooth texture. Damn!

 

Porn incoming.

 

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OMG Donk you got me with that one I was so afraid to click on that then I was all like WTH you only live once!

[Donk]

*adds note*

 

Hey, I'm wearing a SW shirt today. No one made a compliment when I went to the farmer's market, quite rude. 

 

 

Hmmm. Not so sure. Wait.... all the girly giggling he does on his streams... uhh... hmmm. Okay maybe you're right. 

 

Foley if you laugh like Palpatine next time I give you... 2 Euro cent. 

 

*Dies laughing as she remembers how dumb and naive Anakin was when Palpatine "tricked" him*

 

An alien from orbit could see it... jeezuzfuck.

[Donk]

OMG Donk you got me with that one I was so afraid to click on that then I was all like WTH you only live once!

 

I understand your caution. I did, after all, post the blue waffle once.

 

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[Paragonslustre]

 

I should have known, really 

 

Ah. ****** -- I mean, muffins.

 

Yeah. They're great. Especially the pink, creamy ones.. with the smooth texture. Damn!

 

Porn incoming.

 

Spoiler

 

 

Hey, I can like again!

[MilesUpShore]

*Dies laughing as she remembers how dumb and naive Anakin was when Palpatine "tricked" him*

 

An alien from orbit could see it... jeezuzfuck.

 

 

Talking **** about McIdiot Shitson aka Anakin never gets old. 

 

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[Donk]

 

I should have known, really 

 

 

 

Hey, I can like again!

 

Is she always smoking?

 

 

 

Talking **** about McIdiot Shitson aka Anakin never gets old. 

 

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They made Darth Vader look like a fuckwit LOL.

 

Sadly... I probably have a better chance of cackling like Palpatine than Foley.

[Al Foley]

 

I should have known, really 

 

 

 

Hey, I can like again!

*Foley laughs and laughs and laughs*  

 

So in regards to Muffins.  

 

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One of my manangers came to me in the middle of the night and made a rather dirty comment set to the tune of 'I saw her face' which made me retch. I got him back about a minute later. 'I like my muffins the same way I like my women. English'.

 

Double entrendres ftw. 

 

Also for those of you who do not read the SWs thread Omeagle Omeazle Omega something or other is doing a sweepstakes for charity with the grand prize being going to the premiere of the Force Awakens, walking the Red Carpet, meeting the cast, and attending the after party....*claps hands together*

[Paragonslustre]

Well, back to FO4 *pushes muffin away and reaches for a crumpet* ...... wait *heads off to google*

 

Edit:  Dips a ****** into tea and heads out ... *drinks*

Edit 2: *drinks* c*racker, really?

[Al Foley]

Well, back to FO4 *pushes muffin away and reaches for a crumpet* ...... wait *heads off to google*

Just stay away from Urban Dictionary

[MilesUpShore]

Is she always smoking?

 

 

 

They made Darth Vader look like a fuckwit LOL.

 

Sadly... I probably have a better chance of cackling like Palpatine than Foley.

 

THEY SO DID AND IT WAS.... immersion breaking. *whisper* *drinks*

 

I'm one of these people that cry when laughing too much, could never pull of evil laughter therefore lol 

[Donk]

Well, back to FO4 *pushes muffin away and reaches for a crumpet* ...... wait *heads off to google*

 

Edit:  Dips a ****** into tea and heads out ... *drinks*

 

Here is a crash course in slang for the scientific term "vagina".

 

Muffin

Crumpet

******

Snatch

Fishwrinkle

Gut locker (yes, I used to listen to Bloodhound Gang a fair bit)

Fotze (Not slang, but Rivaini taught me German)

 

Btw. Is Serza around? MileyChicken very romantically dedicated the following song to him.. but was too shy to do it in person.. or should I say chicken?

 

[Al Foley]

Crumpet is slang in Englang for someone who is hot Donk.